ColossalMeltDown
C7 Miniature Misinformer Podcast
Reporting the miniature table top wargaming news you didn’t know you needed… because it isn’t real... maybe... possibly... maybe a little.
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Jul 10, 2026
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Episodes
Plastic Never Sleeps (Neither Does Your Wallet) 10.07.2026 15:00
Games Workshop's Summer Preview just dropped — AeldariExodites riding dinosaurs in Kill Team, a new Necromunda edition, Ogor Mawtribes for Age of Sigmar, plastic Custodes Telemon Dreadnoughts, bigger Titans for Legions Imperialis, and the Orks kicking off 11th Edition's first codex. On this episode of The Miniature Misinformer, we break down every announcement with zero seriousness and max...
The Armageddon Edition 27.06.2026 15:55
Warhammer 40K 11th Edition is here — and the Armageddon launch box has already destroyed budgets, marriages, and apparently every faction simultaneously. In Episode 24 of The Miniature Misinformer, we cover the 11th Edition Armageddon box set release, break down the first 40K dataslate of the new edition, and report live from the hobby community's collective meltdown. Plus: Miniature Court rul...
The Pre-Order Panic Edition 12.06.2026 12:55
The Miniature Misinformer Episode 23 is here! This week we’re diving into the biggest tabletop wargaming news, rumours, scandals, and absurd fake headlines from across the hobby. We cover the launch of Warhammer 40,000 11th Edition pre-orders, Games Workshop news, Age of Sigmar, BattleTech, Star Wars Legion, Infinity, Malifaux, painting tips, hobby collecting, pile of shame struggles, and more—all...
Games Workshop Just Became Netflix (And Nobody Asked For That) 29.05.2026 16:21
Games Workshop just became a multimedia empire and nobody asked for that. Episode 22 covers Skulls 2026's avalanche of video game announcements (Boltgun 2, Darktide Skitarii, Chaos Gate Deathwatch, and a gaming chair with detachable scripture), Para Bellum dropping four cavalry kits in one week across Sorcerer Kings, Weaver Courts, and the skeleton army that still doesn't have legal paperw...
They Announced 61 New Miniatures and My Wallet Just Filed a Police Report Ep. 21 15.05.2026 17:48
Games Workshop dropped 61 new miniatures in the Warhammer 40K 11th Edition Armageddon box — and your wallet won’t survive. This week on The Miniature Misinformer, we break down everything in the new Armageddon launch box (Space Marines, Orks, lore books, and the quiet financial devastation), the Kill Team: Terror on Devlan sellout that lasted approximately three heartbeats, and Duncan Rhodes'...
Games Workshop Is Running A Social Experiment On You — And You're Paying For It 01.05.2026 18:02
Episode 20 of C7 Miniature Misinformer Podcast is here — and we're covering the hobby story nobody saw coming. A Warhammer player finished an entire army before buying a new one. Scientists are baffled. His family says he "seemed fine." We investigate. Also this week: 🎲 Is Games Workshop running a psychological experiment on your wallet — and winning? 🖌️ The 47th time someone said &...
They Said They Were Done. They Lied. (Warhammer's Back and So Is Everyone Else) 17.04.2026 15:33
They said they were done. They lied. In Episode 019, we document the mass return of Warhammer content creators after the Warhammer 40K 11th Edition announcement — plus the new terrain-based objectives, the Hidden rule, a Warhammer 40,000 Musical that may or may not be an April Fool's joke,Age of Sigmar's 2026 Battlescroll update, BattleTech new wave, Corvus Belli Infinity expansion news, and a Hob...
They Announced 11th Edition Before I Finished 9th 04.04.2026 14:34
Warhammer just announced 11th Edition — and yes, your pile of shame is already judging you. In Episode 18 of C7 Hobby News, we break down everything that dropped at AdeptiCon: 11th Edition's return to Blood Angels vs Orks, Commissar Yarrick's latest refusal to stay dead, new Astra Militarum vehicles, Kill Team's Red Terror, Age of Sigmar's walking Cogforts, and a Marvel Crisis Prot...
Balance Patches & Paint Rebrands 20.03.2026 22:47
Games Workshop renamed Citadel Colour to Warhammer Colour. Nobody is calm about it. The 40K balance dataslate dropped and made every faction equally miserable. This week: the rebrand nobody asked for, a balance patch nobody enjoyed, Hot Take Roulette, unsolicited brush tips, and fabricated GW news that's somehow more believable than the real thing. Miniature Misinformer is the satirical tablet...
Missing Hellions & Misprinted Mayhem 06.03.2026 20:17
This week on C7 Hobbies, we break down the Maelstrom Battleforce controversy in Warhammer 40, including the Drukhari boxes missing Hellions and Games Workshop’s refund response. Is it a simple logistics error—or part of a bigger conversation about premium pricing and quality control? We also cover Atomic Mass Games prioritizing Star Wars: Legion and Marvel: Crisis Protocol, while Star Wars: Shatte...
The Maelstrom Has Lawyers Now 21.02.2026 10:48
Episode 15 dives into a massive week in tabletop wargaming with the launch of Warhammer 40,000: The Maelstrom – Lair of the Tyrant , featuring Huron Blackheart, new Red Corsairs rules, and multiple Battleforce boxes. We break down the return of the Chaos Defiler , new Adeptus Mechanicus units like Archmagos Terminus & the Hastarii, and major Age of Sigmar drops including the Sylvaneth Battleto...
FAQ Pending, Please Argue Online 11.02.2026 10:22
Episode 14 dives headfirst into a chaotic week in tabletop gaming with Games Workshop dominating the news . We break down Chaos Battleforce boxes hitting stores , new Age of Sigmar battletomes for Disciples of Tzeentch and Lumineth Realm-lords , made-to-order Space Marine characters , and the arrival of Warsmith Kravek Morne and the Iron Warriors . We also cover major non-GW news including Marvel...
Preview Season Never Sleeps | Warhammer, Hobby Drama & Tabletop Chaos 28.01.2026 13:05
It’s a massive week in tabletop wargaming and Games Workshop dominates the conversation as the New Year Warhammer Preview Live 2026 detonates the hobby news cycle. In Episode 13, we break down everything from HuronBlackheart and the Red Corsairs , Aeldari Corsairs and Prince Yriel , the Maelstrom narrative supplement , new Age of Sigmar releases , Blood Bowl elves , and the Horus Heresy Custodes r...
Rot, Resolutions & Regional Pilgrimages 14.01.2026 12:07
January hits the tabletop world hard. In Episode 12 of C7 Miniature Misinformer , we break down the biggest Warhammer and wargaming news of the week with satire, context, and a healthy dose of hobby reality. From Logan Grimnar taking Miniature of the Year, massive Maggotkin of Nurgle reveals, new Chaos battleforce boxes, and Spearhead announcements, to Blood & Plunder’s huge second wave and th...
Siege, Shame & Seasonal Confessions 31.12.2025 9:19
Episode 11 of C7 Miniature Misinformer dives into siege warfare, seasonal chaos, and hobby confessions that probably should’ve stayed secret. We break down the new Horus Heresy Siege Assault Battle Group, Made-to-Order Warhammer 40K terrain, ongoing Grotmas reveals, Eldar rumors, and the return of Huron Blackheart — all while keeping things light, satirical, and very hobby-accurate. Plus: Brush Ti...
Grotmas Rage, Digital Battlefields & The Nerfening 17.12.2025 9:14
This week on C7 Miniature Misinformer , the tabletop internet loses its mind over the Grotmas Calendar, a new Warhammer 40K balance update brings the nerf bat out in force, Total War goes fully Warhammer with a massive AAA reveal, and Bolt Action marches into the digital battlefield. We break it all down with hobby satire, community chaos, fake ads, brush tips nobody asked for, and a round of Hot...
Blue Rage, Darkwater Days & Dice-Fueled Delusions 03.12.2025 14:50
Dive into this week’s chaotic, comedic, and surprisingly insightful roundup of tabletop wargaming in the C7 MiniatureMisinformer ! In this episode, we tackle the UltramarineUproar of 2025 , explore the hype and controversy around Warhammer: Darkwater , and break down the latest Games Workshop news, leaks, and community meltdowns. Plus: Brigands of Arja updates, Deadzone beta changes, Battletech ap...
Technical Difficulties, Nurgle Giggles & World Championship Wiggles 19.11.2025 13:28
Dive into this week’s chaotic hobby roundup as The C7 Miniature Misinformer Podcast covers the biggest tabletop gaming news from Warhammer, Age of Sigmar, Horus Heresy, Old World, Necromunda, Legions Imperialis, and more. We break down the Warhammer World Championships (AdMech wins!), the glitch-filled Warhammer Preview stream, new Nurgle Warhammer Quest reveals, Necron battalion announcements, Ul...
World 500, Blood Bowl Blitz & The Golden Brush Gambit 05.11.2025 12:20
In this week’s episode, we’re diving face-first into the hobbymayhem — from Blood Bowl’s fantasy football revival to Warhammer’s mysterious “World 500” rumour mill, and the stunning results from Golden Demon 2025 . We’re talking hobby scandals, painting triumphs, and rumours thick enough to clog your airbrush. ⚔️ What’s Inside: • Why Bretonnians tackling Tomb Kings is the sports crossover we nev...
Sue, Boot & Beyond: When IP Law Meets Hobby Chaos 22.10.2025 11:14
This week on C7 Miniature Misinformer ep 6 , the paint water’s boiling and the cease-and-desists are flying! Games Workshop is suing 3D-print designer Ghamak for unfair competition, SiegeStudio tries to trademark Warboot and steps right into the meme minefield, and the Warhammer app update sends players scrambling to download Faction Packs like it’s a new mini-DLC economy. Meanwhile, Corvus Belli’...
Plastic Crusades & Hobby Shenanigans – When Wallets Cry, Marines Multiply 08.10.2025 15:58
In this week’s episode, Plastic Crusades & Hobby Shenanigans– When Wallets Cry, Marines Multiply , ColossalMeltDown dives headfirst into a fresh wave of Games Workshop releases - from the new Space Marine Terminators and Drukhari drops to Kill Team’s wolf-versus-fish showdown. Expect equal parts news, nonsense, and satire as we cover community chaos, hobby scandals, and a few wallet-based melt...
Leaks, Krieg, and Cutleryhammer Rising 24.09.2025 9:19
This week on The C7 Miniature Misinformer , the hobby newsdesk is in full meltdown mode as real leaks and ridiculous scandals collide. We’re diving into the early balance update slip, the full Drukhari codex leak (yes, already), Warhammer Day’s shiny new minis, and fresh Combat Patrols for Harlequins and the Death Korps of Krieg. Oh, and did we mention Trench Crusade just dropped official merch an...
Codex Chaos, Lasagna Thunderhawks, and the Drukhari Debate 10.09.2025 8:15
In this episode of the C7 Miniature Misinformer Podcast , we report on: • Hobby scandals & releases, including the return of Made-to-Order classics and a new GW animation with 200% whispering. 📰 • Community Watch meltdowns — codex announcement, gemstone tutorials, and anime-decal Shermans. 🎭 • Brush tips nobody asked for, like dipping Tyranids in barbecue sauce. 🎨 • Totally fake ads, includ...
Breaking Hobby News: Space Marines with New Knees & the Toothbrush Land Raider Scandal 10.09.2025 8:27
Tonight’s top story: Games Workshop announces their boldestrelease yet — Space Marines with slightly different knees . Collectors are already auctioning organs to afford the pre-orders. In this week’s pilot chaos, we cover: • The launch of the Codex Codex (yes, a rulebook about rulebooks) 📰 • Reddit meltdowns over toothbrush proxies and stormtroopers missing on purpose 🎭 • Brush tips nobody aske...
Breaking Hobby News: Victory Declared Against Self and Primer Wars Escalate 10.09.2025 8:11
Welcome to the pilot of the C7 Miniature Misinformer Podcast — reporting the miniature tabletop wargaming news you didn’t know you needed… because it isn’t real. In tonight’s top story: a Warhammer hobbyist claims victoryagainst himself in a dramatic showdown between unpainted Space Marines and Tyranids. Meanwhile, experts predict another Space Marine unit by 2030, and Reddit teeters on collapse...
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