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Send a text HardCorey is ditching the southern US and relocating! During this time we will not upload the usual weekly episodes, but stay tuned for our normal schedule returning ASAP! It ain't my tragedy.

Send a text Jake and Isaac join HardCorey to talk about three things they all know a lot about; being super cool, scoring hot women, and going fast in badass cars. Jake falls asleep mid-episode, then invents a timeless catchphrase. Corey tries out an Australian accent.

Send a text Isaac and Jake join HardCorey to discuss a couple truly rock 'n' roll action movies, but quickly get confused about not knowing any Indonesian stereotypes; they also lose track of characters easily; an impromptu fight to the death breaks resulting in Jake's execution live on the air

Send a text HardCorey and Brandon get into genre hybridization and why Buddhism isn't nihilistic.

Send a text HardCorey and Chris have the highest conversation two sober men can possibly have; the boys speculate on the nature of evil, the origin of thoughts, and what having a gigantic nose says about a person.

Send a text AniMay concludes with Jake, Isaac, and HardCorey vacillating wildly between deplorably sexist remarks and reverence for Platonic femininity. Corey midwitmaxxes by trying to explain anime through the lens of Nietzsche. Isaac strives to invent a catchphrase. Jake trolls them all.

Send a text On the third episode of AniMay: Jake reaffirms that it's cool as shit to kill mutants, aliens, and/or demons; Isaac says some stuff that the editor frankly couldn't release in good faith; Corey's hardline conservative side comes out to insist that being badass is unquantifiably better than being original or unique.

Send a text AniMay continues! Jake, Isaac, and Corey basically just drool over the beauty of late '80s anime and the simple yet elegant stories illustrated therein. Corey gets emo over pure girls.

Send a text Episode One of our month-long AniMay Special! Jake, Isaac, and Corey get their brains shredded by this hallucinatory psychospasm produced by legendary mo-cap masters. Corey expounds on how the post-WWII economic reformation informed the way Japanese stories tend toward slaying gods; Jake confirms that he would gladly murder aliens for fun.

Send a text HardCorey speedruns this Carpenter classic and wishes he were more smarter to elaborate gooder on the careful nuances that insinuate a deeper subtext than one might rightly expect from what appears to be a generic action flick.

Send a text Brandon invokes the tragedy of Narcissus to describe why this movie is about real life; Corey goes in hard on normies; both boys investigate the reasons why most people did not understand Joker at all.

Send a text HardCorey goes into the movie blind and gets his FACE melted; Chris is just relieved his co-host isn't a pedantic jag-OFF about it; the boys ponder if too ripe is just ripe enough.

Send a text HardCorey disregards the Prime Directives and breaks down the extreme disparatity in the plot-to-coolness ratio of this sci-fi classic.

Send a text Corey makes a bad furry joke but has the balls to not edit it out; Chris defends a children's movie from undue analytical dissection; both boys are confused by the strange animal/human romance fixation of the '90s.