by the balls podcast

by the balls

Comedy EN ↓ 44 episodes

Self Help for scumbags, well scumbags that want to better themselves. Hosts Landon Law and Per Simmons take you on their journey of self discovery and self improvement, sponsored by cheap beer and dumb stories with the occasional guest spot from some of their wildest friends.

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habitual masturbation 13 13.12.2023 25:08

accountability

episode 32: Joey drops by 12.10.2023 53:00

On this episode our good friend joey joins us for a fun conversation. Joey sings in the hardcore band pull your card and discusses his recent experience living in a new state for the first time.

habitual masturbation 12 06.10.2023 19:56

does perla work in tech? we actually DON'T know what she does for a living.

History Fucks Episode 1 : the presidents big ole dick 11.09.2023 1:53

in this new side show Landon will be regularly divulging some interesting historical facts and stories. sit back relax and enjoy a two minute regaling of Lyndon b Johnson penis

habitual masturbation 11 07.08.2023 25:10

no more fucking hot dogs.

habitual msaturbation 10 31.07.2023 15:34

the boys take on a new challenge yet again!

habitual masturbation 9 26.06.2023 12:29

ahh shit here we go again !

habitual masterbation 8 12.06.2023 15:45

cumquats and internet porn

ep 30: tweaker pussy 08.06.2023 47:54

In this episode the boys talk about the hermetic philosophy of "As Above So Bellow" as well as some sticky situations they recently found themselves in, separately.

habitual masturbation 7 09.05.2023 15:31

you know what it is!

episode 29: fuck John Lennon 02.05.2023 1:03:33

With sincere honesty the boys did not expect to take such a long hiatus, during their whole time away they discovered multiple new approaches to the show through a pretty long process of trial and error and while they've heard peoples ideas and concerns and implemented new ways to make the show as entertaining, thoughtful and over all meaningful as possible we are proud to say that the boys ar...

Habitual masturbation 6 15.11.2022 18:52

On this episode the boys discuss their recent endeavors on the never ending path to becoming less shitty dudes. 

Habitual masturbation 5 03.10.2022 18:58

new week new challenge. lets go bitch

episode 28: piss and vinegar 26.09.2022 1:05:08

On todays episode the boys aren't exactly in the best mood so they take some time to reflect on the sillier things in life...like piss kinks. 

Habitual masturbation 4 19.09.2022 17:36

you already know 

Episode 27: Public urination 12.09.2022 54:30

 On this episode the boys discuss gratitude for their friends as they discuss their recent end of summer river trip. As summer comes to an end and autumn comes in, bringing the harvest its a great time to reflect on the year so far! Per and Landon also got shit hammered in San Marcos and closed down the city capping the night off with a very drunken very public piss. 

habitual masturbation 3: fuck being like Hemingway 26.08.2022 12:18

fuck being like Hemingway 

ep 26: jerking off in basic combat training 22.08.2022 1:13:33

On this episode the boys dive a bit into the past as Landon openly recounts getting a prostate exam at 18 years old and per tells the equally emotional story of the way his family celebrates his deceased fathers birthday every year. Equal parts heartwarming and prostate stimulated episode 26 is going to make either you and or your penis shed a tear or three. 

habitual masturbation episode 2 05.08.2022 10:30

back at it with our new side show!

episode 25: cowboys from fucking hell ! 01.08.2022 56:44

we made it a quarter of the way to 💯! in episode 25 the boys discuss doing uncomfortable things in the pursuit of growth and personal development. They also talk about their recent experiencer doing stand up comedy and the word dick puppet gets used...a lot. 

Habitual Masturbation episode 1 ! 18.07.2022 10:22

the boys are branching out! As we're getting more serious about the show we decided that we wanted to crank out more content while trying improve our personal lives. that's exactly how we got here, with the official launch of our new side show; Habitual masturbation! a short bi-weekly show where the boys are tasked with trying out a new daily challenge, task or habit every day for two weeks as an...

episode 24: Turning negatives into positives 14.07.2022 1:04:16

In this episode the boys discuss turning negative attributes into positives. Per and Landon talk about using mental illness as personal super powers, such as using manic episodes to be productive and channeling depression into creativity. 

episode 23: keep pushing the goal post 29.06.2022 1:05:05

In the twenty third installment of by the balls the boys discuss how complacency breeds incompetence and why its so important to keep having new goals even after accomplishing the goals you previously set out...also, Landon educates Per on the existence of cakefarts.com 

Episode 22: First Episode back 22.06.2022 1:00:57

Two years ago when the boys started this podcast Landon and per were both living in the great state of Texas but due to unforeseen circumstances just a few months in to this audible rodeo Landon had to move home to California. after countless low quality zoom calls, and 6 cross country trips in total for the boys the ball pit is finally being brought back together FULL FUCKING TIME BABY. In this e...

Episode 21: Community 14.06.2022 1:00:18

The boys are in Long Beach California wrapping up a trip. They discuss the importance of community, friendship, family and finding your tribe! After a trip up the mountains of Southern California, a day at the beach and a crazy local Los Angeles Hardcore show the boys have plenty to talk about. Don't forget to follow and subscribe, thanks for all your continued support! -By the Balls