But I'm Still A Good Person by Vince Nicholas

Can you make me look like Arnold Schwarzenegger in Kindergarten Cop? 24.10.2025 9:43 ↓

you hate your haircut? get used to a lifetime of hating your haircuts.

Work lunches suck 22.10.2025 14:29 ↓

the wang & the lang

my daddy abandoned me but youtube didnt 20.10.2025 19:47 ↓

also, i bought lennox a beatles t-shirt

Your scrambled eggs are a turn-on, man 17.10.2025 31:37 ↓

also, we've been cavorting with Claire right in front of Frankie and we review that new Taylor Swift album

But where does the gingivitis go? 14.10.2025 16:08 ↓

i nearly suffocated & smog checks are a racket

I'm over tacos 10.10.2025 13:22 ↓

YOU CAN TAKE AWAY MY ALL CAPS BUT YOU AIN'T TAKIN' AWAY MY EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!

Carolyn lost a bike race to a 10 year old boy 06.10.2025 26:50 ↓

also: should we catnap our neighbour's cat, carolyn was right about wiping the butter spray & carolyn may wash our bedding too often (once a week is too often!)

Mission Impossible 8 (9?): Please god let this be the final reckoning 05.10.2025 13:57 ↓

"You know... just having fun, man. Making movies, big adventure, having a great time". -Tom Cruise

You don't have to remove your shoes but you can't use our bathroom 03.10.2025 20:28 ↓

LG versus Samsung, Costco versus Lowe's & please don't be judas

We was 3-wheelin' the whip! 29.09.2025 14:00 ↓

also, my wife was r*ght

Fantastic 4 more like Fantastic Bore amirite?! 27.09.2025 12:30 ↓

Galactus sucks, Sue Storm's powers suck & Pedro Pascal isn't handsome

My birthday cookie was on clearance, I took an Alabama shower for my plane friends & I was fork shamed 26.09.2025 33:01 ↓

arguing over shrimp chips, i wish i'd seen someone from high school but only if they aged poorly & green be yellow

Mullet Breakfast & That Fly is Authentic 21.09.2025 36:11 ↓

i hate flying, stuff my mum says & an egg roll was stolen

The arduous hair blowdrying trilogy 17.09.2025 28:07 ↓

also: Carolyn vacuumed the hair & fingernails from her car, Luna & Carolyn visited me at work and Michael Bolton has brain cancer.

I went full Karen with Carin! 14.09.2025 23:16 ↓

also, i was gifted a pricey piece of kpop merch

Moist vs Raw (we're talking about cookies here, you pervert!) 12.09.2025 26:24 ↓

Lenn's bike was eviscerated, Frankie has signed a peace accord with our window screens & we watched that true crime doc Unknown Number

i dont get outta bed for anything less than eight hundred million dollars 07.09.2025 11:55 ↓

the lottery preys on losers like me

"I don't care if it's fake gold." 05.09.2025 15:34 ↓

Girl put your trad wife hat on..

We watched our neighbour eat pasta 02.09.2025 30:09 ↓

also, bringing dirty books into the bedroom & when's the last time you used your car horn?

The waitress is laughing at you!! 31.08.2025 22:02 ↓

"I'll go but I ain't drinkin' and I ain't eatin'" (I ate & drank) and "Esteban doesn't want Miguel to go"

I have a strict "I'm not gonna like your photo" policy 29.08.2025 24:13 ↓

also, do these shoes make me look fat?

Ricky Martin versus Bo Jackson 28.08.2025 26:21 ↓

also, Carolyn cuts her nails in her car, how close to empty do you let you car gas tank get? & we watched that Biggest Loser documentary

Would you let your mechanic drink beer while working on your car to save $300? 22.08.2025 13:52 ↓

Raised back of hand with no skin tone

Meineke is a scam & we watched that movie Weapons 21.08.2025 40:25 ↓

also, we saw some losers at the Gross Out, Meineke said Carolyn's car needed over $2,000 in repairs & I have a fun fact about Herman's Head

The LLVMJ WeightLifting Club has disbanded 15.08.2025 16:16 ↓

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