But I'm Still A Good Person by Vince Nicholas

Vince Nicholas: Public Trash Shamer 20.05.2026 8:01 ↓

why is water running down your arm to your elbow the worst feeling in the world?!

The best breakfast places play The Price Is Right on the TV really loud & We dont hug in the bathroom 15.05.2026 11:51 ↓

also: i lied to karla

RawDoggin' broccoli, ants can't read, the cashew of metals & popsicle autonomy 13.05.2026 11:06 ↓

Bone broth diet Round 4

A curtain-less life, is still, a life worth living 12.05.2026 19:09 ↓

Was blinds but now I still can't see cuz they're window blinds & The Great Curtain Crisis of 2026

You want to return an $11 jigsaw puzzle to Jeff Bezos the billionaire? 08.05.2026 12:46 ↓

also: is jimmy buffet tired of singing margaritaville?

Cabbage dont belong in no chow mein 06.05.2026 9:09 ↓

Sweltering Salad

Lemme marinate on that parfait 03.05.2026 17:46 ↓

also: i dont want no friends in my 50s, would you buy a giant $7 bag of crackers you've never had before, & i got a free chicken sandwich but it came with no dressin'

3rd Fast 2 Furious: 86 Hours of Fasting 01.05.2026 10:02 ↓

save a butter knife, save a life

To start a cult, you just need 3 dumb guys 26.04.2026 29:11 ↓

also: Our Top 3 donuts, Follow the Yellow Sticker Lady & 2 cottage cheese fails

14 food trends that's gots to go 24.04.2026 12:43 ↓

pea milk, fake meat, sheet pans, doordash, recipetok, fat is back, Dominic Brassicas, salted caramel (why), sriracha, hot honey & fancy toast

72 Hour Fast: Part Deux 20.04.2026 5:41 ↓

skeleton broth & electrolytes - all a growing boy needs

Hugging co-workers, I'm now Cat Guy at the office & Cash me ousside w/ my claw arm how bout dat 19.04.2026 13:38 ↓

Hotels: Give us $18k and you can have free drinks, free food and a comped hotel room. Us: Okay.

I fasted for 69 hours (69, dude!!!!) w/ the help of Walmart, Dana White & Adin Ross 17.04.2026 10:45 ↓

For nearly 3 days i only drank electrolytes and bone broth

Less talk-y, more clean-y & The Cursed Chicken 12.04.2026 34:43 ↓

we got our condo deep cleaned

Hamnet more like Hamnot amirite 10.04.2026 12:53 ↓

i also watched the housemaid, neighbors, landman, wonderman, taylor swift: end of an era & the fantastic Fall and Rise of Reggie Dinkins

Bust-Your-Budget Blinds 07.04.2026 10:23 ↓

ima give u a discount cuz u have a nice face

I wouldn't grab that, so why should I pay for it? 06.04.2026 19:54 ↓

also: Great Clips, Great Silence; i didn't correct an egregious math error; i threw our garbage into our neighbor's trash can; why does the post office charge a handling fee?; did someone say Costco?; hot breaf & Grandma Thien's Consumer Tip o' the Week.

Fisher Price fries (our Yard House review) 03.04.2026 25:06 ↓

when you ask for more napkins and they give you 3.. plus, we watched that movie project hail mary

I risked being blackballed at the Walmart auto car center 01.04.2026 16:13 ↓

also, i lifted with a cat

We don't want your stinking viral tote bags, Trader Joe's! 29.03.2026 18:47 ↓

but we got 1 anyway, and life will never be the same..

Carolyn went Karen on 2 neighborhood youths 27.03.2026 25:57 ↓

also: someone threatened to call animal control on Curious Claire, Frankie's been getting intimate with our bar stool handles & Carolyn wanted to steal i mean take 4 books from our condo lil' library

after 11 years with a giant crack in my windshield, I finally got a new one 25.03.2026 13:47 ↓

and then mamma took me to grammar School, But I stopped off in the vestibule

Temu Tires 20.03.2026 20:19 ↓

i haggled, i bartered, i negotiated like Costanza

Twice the caffeine, Twice the pee, Twice the anxiety 17.03.2026 14:56 ↓

walmart scan & go is more like scan 'n dont go, amrite?!?

i should see other cashiers 15.03.2026 9:20 ↓

the Cool whip overcharge