But I'm Still A Good Person by Vince Nicholas

Like the book of Revelation but with gnats 01.07.2024 32:28 ↓

and what counts as your first kiss?

How to properly do the self-service car wash 27.06.2024 16:15 ↓

Also, an egg exploded onto my face!

Carolyn stole 2 books from the elderly 24.06.2024 34:49 ↓

Also, we know how much $ in social security we'll be getting and it is not a lot.

I vanquish cobwebs and eliminate squeaks 20.06.2024 10:46 ↓

a lil' spray olive oil on the door hinge there

Crumbl Cookies are undercooked, borderline raw cookie dough and overbearingly sweet 17.06.2024 41:42 ↓

And don't you hate it when your waiter doesn't write down your order and takes your order by memory?

After 3 days I finally broke down and showered (Santa Cruz Day 3) 14.06.2024 16:09 ↓

Also, almonds dont belong on pizza, cashews dont belong pasta, and raw/ fresh jalapenos are so much better than pickled ones

Waffles don't need no syrup (Santa Cruz Day 2) 13.06.2024 27:23 ↓

"I'm not hungry but I'll eat."

Never trust a ginger hotel desk clerk (Santa Cruz Day 1) 12.06.2024 19:02 ↓

On vacation, do you bring books and workout clothes and then don't read nor workout?

SCALDING HOT FOOD TAKES INCOMING.. 11.06.2024 8:48 ↓

"'Comment 'recipe' and I'll send it straight to your DMs!' Could you just put the recipe in your Instagram caption, please?" === "Food trucks costing the same as a brick-and-mortar restaurant and asking for tips while you have to sit on some hard-ass curb to eat your food." === "Overly elaborate milkshakes." === "Combining things and calling i...

After 5 days we've made it thru nearly 75% of Dune 2 06.06.2024 11:48 ↓

Also, I've noticed a marked improvement in my life by saying restroom instead of bathroom https://youtu.be/pxIBKHBmaSc?si=mPkv9GfPW-FIkGze

Hot Orange Chicken for breakfast, Pecan Praline versus Butter Pecan, and an ocean full of Fishers 03.06.2024 33:55 ↓

Also, Carolyn tried to eat a 3 inch chunk of green onion

It's like the Vietnamese version of Hatfields versus McCoys 31.05.2024 30:24 ↓

We also had drinks with a war monger https://medium.com/@vincenicholas_77176/so-you-wanna-buy-a-conflict-free-laptop-in-this-economy-54c0c2c4d14b

Goofy refused to serve us food, we didn't shower, Carolyn walked into a pole, and TSA confiscated my protein bar 28.05.2024 44:10 ↓

also, do you tip your hotel chambermaid?

Disneyland: The happiest and most expensive place on earth! 27.05.2024 38:17 ↓

And the Star Wars cafe sucked! Plus, the rides we loved and the rides which sucked.

Disneyland or burst (that was a Perfect Strangers reference) 18.05.2024 21:56 ↓

BGB is the new GTL

Disneyland is greedy and we can't wait go 13.05.2024 25:01 ↓

My mom wanted to grill up carne asada in the hotel room

Nail polish made in Poland would be called Polish Polish 12.05.2024 16:53 ↓

Ouch! but i aint bleed

I should've lied to the post office lady 09.05.2024 25:13 ↓

Amazon Prime is next day delivery, Neighbour Prime is 5 day delivery!

Am I the a--hole for eating an apple in bed in the middle of the nite? 06.05.2024 43:55 ↓

Run a mile?, Trader Joe's Kimbap review, and why isn't there a 5 second interval windshield wiper speed?

Carolyn's Book Club, The Red Door, and apples are just a giant berry 29.04.2024 33:00 ↓

And, do apples belong in the fridge?

We found a hair in our scoop of ice cream; we kept eating it 22.04.2024 32:05 ↓

also, lettuce don't belong on no panini!

Campfire stories with Camp Counselor Carolyn 15.04.2024 41:09 ↓

The kids built a fort, tried to start a fire, and perhaps got a lil' musty https://www.instagram.com/butimstillagoodperson/

My life as a single dad for 5 days and 4 nites.. 11.04.2024 21:17 ↓

i ain't makin' no half of no bed!

Carolyn the Camp Counselor 08.04.2024 21:36 ↓

what if Amanda and Sarah start throwing hands??

We ate at that restaurant inside Ikea and the breakfast sucked but the meatballs were guud 02.04.2024 26:18 ↓

The Stockholm salad seemed insensitively named. https://www.instagram.com/butimstillagoodperson/