But I'm a Lesbian

🎙️ But I’m a Lesbian Two lesbians. Two mics. Endless hot takes. This week, we’re talking about the 2005 rom-com Imagine Me & You. From the flower shop/straight wedding “meet-cute” to the slow realization that something feels different, this movie has become a longtime favorite for a lot of queer viewers. We chat about the awkward moments, the quiet tension, and the choices the characters have...

🎙️ But I’m a Lesbian Two lesbians. Two mics. Endless hot takes. Love Lies Bleeding is not your average sapphic romance, and honestly? Thank goodness! This week, we’re breaking down the murder, the muscles, and the bad decisions that make this film such a wild (yet fun) ride! We get into the twisted love story at the center, the extremely hot actors, and the way desire spirals into something danger...

🎙️ But I’m a Lesbian Two lesbians. Two mics. Endless hot takes. Pop the champagne (or apple cider) because this week we’re talking Tello’s I Hate New Year’s, the sapphic rom-com for anyone who’s ever side-eyed a countdown clock. In this episode, we talk about why New Year’s is actually so fun, even if it can be a little cheesy. This movie is a little silly, a little predictable, and a lot sweet. H...

🎙️ But I’m a Lesbian Two lesbians. Two mics. Endless hot takes. This week on the pod, we’re wrapping ourselves in the soft lighting and emotional devastation of Carol, the love story that launched a thousand longing stares and sapphic age-gap fantasies. We talk Cate Blanchett’s impeccable portrayal of a fancy, dominant older woman, Rooney Mara’s baby gay awakening, and the incredibly unfair expect...

🎙️ But I’m a Lesbian Two lesbians. Two mics. Endless hot takes. This week, we’re heading to the Big Apple for a very queer holiday detour with A New York Christmas Wedding! We break down this sapphic Christmas romance full of missed chances, divine interference, and the classic question: what if you’d chosen her? From emotional time jumps to homophobic priests to very gay regret, we talk about wha...

🎙️ But I’m a Lesbian Two lesbians. Two mics. Endless hot takes. This week, we’re launching Season 2 with a controversial WLW holiday movie: The Happiest Season! This movie gave us iconic (and scandalous) outfits, messy family dynamics, and Dan Levy delivering truth bombs like it’s his full-time job. We’re talking all the chaos, the drama, and sooo many hot lesbians. Plus: our official stance on th...

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🎙️ But I’m a Lesbian Two lesbians. Two mics. Endless hot takes. This week we’re giving thanks, giving lesbian (as always), and giving Ultimatum-level drama! Marita Prodger from The Ultimatum: Queer Love is on the pod! For our Thanksgiving week season finale, we’re reviewing the chaotic, coming-out-at-the-dinner-table film: Lez Bomb. We unpack holiday queer panic, our favorite Thanksgiving traditio...

🎙️ But I’m a Lesbian Two lesbians. Two mics. Endless hot takes. This week on But I’m a Lesbian, we’re diving into Disobedience! It’s a movie with a lot of drama, two beautiful, famous Rachels, and one very famous sex scene! We cover forbidden love, religious trauma, community drama worthy of its own group chat, and everything in between! Don’t miss our “WLW History” segment on lesbian identities/l...

🎙️ But I’m a Lesbian Two lesbians. Two mics. Endless hot takes. This week, we're traveling back to 1940s Berlin to discuss the incredibly sad and gay film, Aimee & Jaguar. This episode is gonna get political, so brace yourself. We also unpack the interesting decisions made by the main characters, share our frustrations with their relationship, and (as always) dish on the sapphic drama. Plus, l...

🎙️ But I’m a Lesbian Two lesbians. Two mics. Endless hot takes. What do you get when you mix lesbians, teenage angst, and a literal fight club? Bottoms! We’re diving into the campy chaos of 2023’s sapphic cult hit and debating whether it’s feminist brilliance or just a hilarious fever dream. Spoiler: it might be both. We also talk about our experiences with fighting in school, and a “What’s Up Wit...

🎙️ But I’m a Lesbian Two lesbians. Two mics. Endless hot takes. The Fear Street saga comes full circle in Part Three: 1666! This week, Angelina and her girlfriend Yamie are taking us straight to the heart of Shadyside’s witchy, sapphic origins. From forbidden love to Puritan panic, they unpack how Sarah Fier went from queer girl in love to the legend everyone feared. Expect talk of curses, witchcr...

🎙️ But I’m a Lesbian Two lesbians. Two mics. Endless hot takes. This week we’re heading to Camp Nightwing for Fear Street Part Two: 1978. Katlynn and special guest host, Victoria, break down the film’s slasher nostalgia, excessive hetero sex scenes, and outhouse trauma. Pack your bug spray and your emotional baggage… it’s gonna be a bloody good time. Also, hear us talk about Seth Rogen, Halloween...

🎙️ But I’m a Lesbian Two lesbians. Two mics. Endless hot takes. Welcome to Shadyside, babes! For the first stop in our Fear Street trilogy, Katlynn and special guest host, Creative Director, Juanita, dive into Fear Street Part One: 1994, where lesbian love literally defies death. Expect chaotic theories, queer horror appreciation, and a passionate debate about who we would munch, merge, or murder....

🎙️ But I’m a Lesbian Two lesbians. Two mics. Endless hot takes. This week we’re diving into Honey Don’t!, the latest “lesbian” flick that promised sapphic viewers a crime story with hot lesbian sex scenes and chaotic vibes (but did it deliver?). Join us as we break down the film’s highs (Aubrey Plaza and anal beads?), cringey lows, and whether casting choices actually help or hurt queer stories....

🎙️ But I’m a Lesbian Two lesbians. Two mics. Endless hot takes. We’re hitting the road with Drive-Away Dolls, a “lesbian romp” that’s less Thelma & Louise and more “let’s make a movie making fun of lesbians and also somehow market it to them?” From cartoon villains and celeb cameos (cue Miley and Pedro) to a plotline that can’t find the ignition, we ask the important question: did the makers a...

🎙️ But I’m a Lesbian Two lesbians. Two mics. Endless hot takes. On this episode, we’re diving into Go Fish, the black-and-white lesbian indie film that proved you don’t need a budget when you’ve got hot queer women and a dream. Expect heated debates about dating rules, spoken-word poetry interludes, and more sapphic longing than an entire Lilith Fair lineup. Also, hear us talk about our favorite (...

🎙️ But I’m a Lesbian Two lesbians. Two mics. Endless hot takes. This week we’re cracking open the top-secret case file of D.E.B.S., the only spy movie brave enough to replace Cold War tension with young, hot lesbians. We discuss the questionable spy tech (paper maps?), the mandatory plaid schoolgirl uniforms (even though they are in college), and why Lucy Diamond deserves both a criminal empire an...

🎙️ But I’m a Lesbian  Two lesbians. Two mics. Endless hot takes.   Strap in, lezzies! This week we’re diving into Monster, the 2003 film where Charlize Theron gives ‘90s trailer park hot vibes, Christina Ricci serves soft butch fashion inspo, and lesbian yearning takes a detour straight into true crime chaos. We discuss the doomed sapphic romance, the retro skating rink scenes, and the way this mo...

🎙️ But I’m a Lesbian Two lesbians. Two mics. Endless hot takes. Yeehaw, gays! We’re riding into Calamity Jane (1953), where Doris Day kicks down saloon doors, gives “pick me” energy, and also ends up in the world’s gayest roommate situation. We’ll unpack why Calam’s “friendship” with Katie has more sexual tension than her entire hetero subplot, debate whether her fringed jackets and pants count as...

🎙️ But I’m a Lesbian Two lesbians. Two mics. Endless hot takes. This week we saddle up for Desert Hearts (1985), the lesbian classic set in 1959. This film features an uptight, east coast professor who heads to Reno for a quickie divorce and accidentally finds herself in a cowboy hat, riding horses, and riding a hot, younger woman. We’re talking desert metaphors, kissing in the rain, awkward fight...

🎙️ But I’m a Lesbian Two lesbians. Two mics. Endless hot takes. Break out the pom poms and the repressed gay feelings, y’all! This week we’re basket-tossing our way into But I’m a Cheerleader, the campy, pastel fever dream that inspired so many y2k queers to come out and live their best lives! We unpack Natasha Lyonne’s confused cheerleader energy, Clea DuVall’s brooding lesbian gaze, and why this...

🎙️ But I’m a Lesbian Two lesbians. Two mics. Endless hot takes. This week, we’re diving into The Watermelon Woman, the first feature film directed by a Black lesbian (Cheryl Dunye, talk about superstar status). Join us as we discuss the intersection of race, gender, and sexuality (in as fun of a way as possible)! We go over the movie's DIY filmmaking realness, as well the chaotic lesbian archivist...

🎙️ But I’m a Lesbian Two lesbians. Two mics. Endless hot takes. This week, we’re talking about The Incredibly True Adventure of Two Girls in Love- a 90s baby gay classic that’s part Shakespeare, part gas station fever dream. Join us as we break down Randy’s "diesel dyke" vibes, Evie’s Range Rover, and the kind of queer teenage chaos that feels both cringe and adorable. It’s messy, it’s tender, it’...

🎙️ But I’m a Lesbian Two mics. Two lesbians. Endless hot takes. This week’s episode focuses on The Perfume of Memory (O Perfume da Memoria), a sapphic film from Brazil. The plot is basically this: a home wrecking free-spirited woman ruins someone’s life by stealing their husband, and then also convinces that person to fall in love with her in one night. We’re talking emotional whiplash, sapphic se...