But I’ll Take a Pinot Grigio

Lisa Vanderpump is opening up a hotel in Vegas and there is so much to get done, and not a lot of time to do it in. And if you don't believe me, just watch and they will say it a hundred more times. This is the first two episodes of the three-episode series.  Watch, listen, and find visual aids and poor decisions at @takeapinotpod on Instagram and on YouTube. Questions, complaints, and hot takes g...

Inexplicably Brittany plans a trip to Mexico for Jax's birthday and while there, we learn Lala uses a baba, Scheana's Adam-foolery is exposed and they do a lot of activities. Watch, listen, and find visual aids and poor decisions at @takeapinotpod on Instagram and on YouTube. Questions, complaints, and hot takes go to jeff@pinotpod.com. And please leave a review so more people can suffer through t...

Sundi and Nolin are venturing into some true crime! We are starting off with the Christa Pike Murder. She just survived TWO lethal injections. Lets get into why she was convicted! Watch, listen, and find visual aids and poor decisions at @takeapinotpod on Instagram and on YouTube. Questions, complaints, and hot takes go to jeff@pinotpod.com. And please leave a review so more people can suffer thro...

Our Potomac ladies are back. Karen is home with her new found street cred, Tia'a marriage is breaking up and Dr. Wenddy is (maybe) jail-bound.  Come hang as  @illtakeapinotpod  covers #vanderpumprules  #teammomsbabseball #rhop #rhony  #mcbeedynasty #rhoc #rhoslc #summerhouse #rhugt #inthecity #summerhouse and #houseofstassi  

The dum-dums head to Mexico where Brittany is working real hard for a man that hates her, Jax has an imaginary job offer in Tampa in a "hockey environment" and Lisa Vanderpump continues to hold the Toms' hands.  Watch, listen, and find visual aids and poor decisions at @takeapinotpod on Instagram and on YouTube. Questions, complaints, and hot takes go to jeff@pinotpod.com. And please leave a revie...

Sandoval, once again, is on the wrong side of history as he defends a questionable man, Billie Lee is happening and Scheana is California-schemeing.    Watch, listen, and find visual aids and poor decisions at @takeapinotpod on Instagram and on YouTube. Questions, complaints, and hot takes go to jeff@pinotpod.com. And please leave a review so more people can suffer through this with us.

Today we're doing it all. Sundi and Jeff are together to download on the good, the messy, and the deeply unhinged of the week. We're dishing hot goss, swapping recommendations, and offering our very considered opinions on everything from Vanderpump drama to whatever else has had us talking. Come hang.

More fighting, more yelling, less baseball and zero resolutions. We've come to the end of the the freshman season of Team Moms. I'll miss it, Nolin... not so much. Watch, listen, and find visual aids and poor decisions at @takeapinotpod on Instagram and on YouTube. Questions, complaints, and hot takes go to jeff@pinotpod.com. And please leave a review so more people can suffer through this with us...

Some of the dummies head to Vegas with Lisa and the other dummies are preparing for Lala's showcase. Either way, they all need alcohol awareness training. 

The dummies are still in Big Bear and Jax almost died swimming to the buoy. Scheana is stil single-white-female'ing over Rob and the Toms are still playing at being bar owners.   

Jeff and Sundi chat TV - what they're loving, watching, looking forward to, and few things they wish they never saw. Find us for vintage VPR on Wednesdays  and Fridays. Watch, listen, and find visual aids and poor decisions at @takeapinotpod on Instagram, TikTok and on YouTube. Questions, complaints, and hot takes go to jeff@pinotpod.com. And please leave a review so more people can suffer through...

In these next two episodes, we take a turn on a couple of cast member.s. John gets a down vote and Nina, with her main-character disorder, is the new "one to watch." Joey and Trina give swinger vibes and of course, they're everybody's favorite, including ours.  Come hang as  @illtakeapinotpod  covers #mcbeedynasty #rhoc #rhony #rhoslc #summerhouse #rhugt #inthecity and #houseofstassi  

Remember when Scheana timed Rob hanging a TV?  Welp, here we are, in Big Bear, listening to Scheana play housewife, and its very embarrassing. Jax is in a fragile state and James declares his love for Lala. Just another day at SUR.  Watch, listen, and find visual aids and poor decisions at @takeapinotpod on Instagram and on YouTube. Questions, complaints, and hot takes go to jeff@pinotpod.com. And...

We made it to the end and man... we're happy to see the most boring sex workers exit our TV screens. Heather and her (alleged cousin) Shawn tell their kids about their side hustle, Macy breaks the news to her preacher dad and Bri and Phil lure firefighters into doing content.  Watch, listen, and find visual aids and poor decisions at @takeapinotpod on Instagram and on YouTube. Questions, complaint...

Its Stassi's and Ariana's birthday and we have wildly different themes for their birthday parties. Also... Patrick is the worst!! Watch, listen, and find visual aids and poor decisions at @takeapinotpod on Instagram and on YouTube. Questions, complaints, and hot takes go to jeff@pinotpod.com. And please leave a review so more people can suffer through this with us.  

If Dance Moms were about boy moms and rich ladies, it still wouldn't be as juicy as this show. Thanks to Kim Kardashian, we are getting to know some of the most toxic sports parents around. 

Today we're doing it all. Sundi and  Jeff download on the good, the messy, and the deeply unhinged of the week. We're dishing hot goss, swapping recommendations, and offering our very considered opinions on everything from Vanderpump drama to whatever else has had us talking. Come hang.

Lisa Vanderpump is editor-in-chief, Jax (again) disapoints and Katie gets body shamed. This episode is wild ride Watch, listen, and find visual aids and poor decisions at @takeapinotpod on Instagram and on YouTube. Questions, complaints, and hot takes go to jeff@pinotpod.com. And please leave a review so more people can suffer through this with us.  

The husbands get into lady-folks business and a limp-wristed slap fight ensues and Heather's husband may need medical attention for his dissociations. Watch, listen, and find visual aids and poor decisions at @takeapinotpod on Instagram and on YouTube. Questions, complaints, and hot takes go to jeff@pinotpod.com. And please leave a review so more people can suffer through this with us.      

Come for the girls' trip and stay for the sh*t-talking  across three Real Housewives franchises this week: RHOSLC, RHOC, RHONY and Next Gen NYC  Watch, listen, and find visual aids and poor decisions at @takeapinotpod on Instagram and on YouTube. Questions, complaints, and hot takes go to jeff@pinotpod.com. And please leave a review so more people can suffer through this with us.

James is battling rumors and the Kentucky Calvary has arrived Watch, listen, and find visual aids and poor decisions at @takeapinotpod on Instagram and on YouTube. Questions, complaints, and hot takes go to jeff@pinotpod.com. And please leave a review so more people can suffer through this with us. Come hang as  @illtakeapinotpod  covers #mcbeedynasty #rhoc #rhol #summerhouse #rhugt #inthecity and...

This is long one, so settle in. This is canonical "It's not about the pasta" episode where Lala and James are forged in VPR lore Watch, listen, and find visual aids and poor decisions at @takeapinotpod on Instagram and on YouTube. Questions, complaints, and hot takes go to jeff@pinotpod.com. And please leave a review so more people can suffer through this with us. Come hang as  @illtakeapinotpod  ...

It's moms gone mild this week. More of the same foolishness and nonsense and beige women making sex work boring. Watch, listen, and find visual aids and poor decisions at @takeapinotpod on Instagram and on YouTube. Questions, complaints, and hot takes go to jeff@pinotpod.com. And please leave a review so more people can suffer through this with us.

The road trip lands in Miami and not only does Vicki "whoop it up" but Luanne proves why the sun and tequila don't mix.  Watch, listen, and find visual aids and poor decisions at @takeapinotpod on Instagram and on YouTube. Questions, complaints, and hot takes go to jeff@pinotpod.com. And please leave a review so more people can suffer through this with us.    

We get to hear Jax and his recent affair have a post-coital chat next to an elderly invalid and the kids are fighting amongst themselves. Watch, listen, and find visual aids and poor decisions at @takeapinotpod on Instagram and on YouTube. Questions, complaints, and hot takes go to jeff@pinotpod.com. And please leave a review so more people can suffer through this with us. Come hang as @illtakeapi...