Burn & Rave

Ethical dilemmas and controversy abound in this episode of Burn & Rave as Ryan and Sam explore the past, parenting, manure, and the psychology of anger as Ryan turns counselor and talks Sam into inner peace after a battery fiasco at a well-known-but-now-dead-to-us auto parts store. Please enjoy this episode responsibly, and always remember: "Do not go gentle into that good night, Old age...

In this historic 17th episode, we learn that the saxophone is Ryan's least favorite instrument, Sam discovers the maternal origins of his hyperbole, and oh by the way, why do so many Gen Xers have pencil lead stuck in their palms? Also, in the psychoanalytic portion of the show, Ryan and Sam--both highly qualified experts in the fields of marriage and monogamy--explore the nuances, benefits,...

The Burn and Rave boys solve the colon cancer crisis with an innovative new device and Ryan, after months of watching Project Runway with his daughters, comes up with innovative new fashion designs. Now we just need a designer to launch the Burn and Rave clothing brand. Also, we need to talk about Chad. Every school has at least one Chad. :) Please enjoy this episode responsibly, and always rememb...

This episode could also be called "Lord of the Wedding Ring" as Ryan and Sam spin Hollywood gold and write an impromptu spec script based on the true story of Ryan's ring finger.  Also, we learn Ryan carries a knife, super powers change over time, and men and women communicate very, very differently.  But let's talk about fatherhood for a second first. Please enjoy this episode...

In their enlightened state, the  Burn and Rave boys recognize that their juvenile, below-the-equator, testicular humor may not be everyone's cup of tea. So they overcorrect in an effort to balance their content. And they may have made things worse. You decide! They also discuss masculinity, the lost art of handshakes, and *remake the film Over the Top. All ideas copyright #BurnAndRave, but if...

Remember: We want to be played in the background. But as Ryan and Sam contemplate their listenership, they realize they are lucky to have anyone listen. So thank you! They also find a way to offend OB/GYNS, test negative for COVID,  and insert themselves into the feminist #FreeTheNipple debate with a brilliant counter movement of their own as well as invent a golf bag for women that should never b...

If we are being honest, this show is a little gross--but funny too. I mean, obviously. On this show, Ryan and Sam invent something they should have never invented, but they just can't ever stop themselves, can they?  (Disclaimer: The producers and sponsors of this show want to apologize in advance to Lenny Kravitz, Starburst candy, and the entire candle-making industry.) Please enjoy this epi...

Ryan explains the birds and the bees to Sam, minus the birds. and honey comes out. Also on the *agenda:  deep-fried sh*t survival skills phobias   JO'ing the necessity of a good glove collection  and a new app invention for relaxation *possible d*ck and/or old man urination humor included free of charge Please enjoy this episode responsibly. Send your thank you letters, fan mail, and media aw...

In this 10th episode of Burn & Rave, the fastest growing non-essential comedy podcast on Earth, Ryan and Sam discuss what women should NOT do at bars, DikTok, feral cats, big wheels, and Hungry Hungry Hippos. Ryan loses at Tic-tac-toe to a chicken and agonizes over "improv" while Sam offends everyone who's ever attended a "conference." Please enjoy this episode respons...

In this stellar installment of the Burn & Rave podcast, Sam and Ryan do what Sam and Ryan do: wander and ramble down conversational roads that nobody really should ever drive upon.  There's something about the weiner, as usual, a sad stripper story, Eagle Scouts, bar fights, and yoga flatulence. Please enjoy this episode responsibly. Send your thank you letters, fan mail, and media awards...

What do dating and death have in common? Sometimes they feel the same. Join Ryan and Sam on their conversational journey as they attempt, albeit poorly, to give dating advice to one unlucky listener while also pondering better ways to be buried. In this podcast masterclass, Ryan and Sam do what they do best: Burn and Rave at close of day. Please direct all fan mail or hate mail here: burnandravepo...

The rambling geniuses, Ryan and Sam, have returned . . . and their humor is contagious. In this episode, listeners will learn how women will take over the world, how Sam got the beating of his life, that Bob Barker has a really really big mic, and the Price is always Right! There's also stuff about Ryan's agoraphobia, robots, and elderly docents--all the things you deeply care about. Ple...

What do prostate exams, ASMR, Disneyland, scud missiles, Turkish wrestling, robo calls, and Ryan all have in common?   We have no idea, but somehow they all get discussed in this special holiday edition of Burn & Rave, the show you have come to know and love as a short respite from the turmoil in our world . . . and we appreciate you for listening, and hopefully laughing, with us. Please direc...

Ryan and Sam discuss coffee, Top Gun, water polo violence, Sam's film deficiency, Ryan's magnificent body, Sam's short complex, and why they make the perfect life partners. In other words, these two morons have opened their mouths again on another Friday night together and this is what came out. Please enjoy it in the background as you shave, defecate, and prepare to win the day. So...

Ryan and Sam attempt each week to bring you a thoughtful, analytical, narrowly focused, and well-rehearsed show. But sometimes, things go awry. Who are we kidding? We have no idea what we are doing. Wanna know the truth? We had a great topic planned. But then Ryan wrote a joke that Sam didn't like (or maybe it was payback for last week when Sam wrote a joke that Ryan crapped on.) Either way,...

Sometimes you have a plan and all goes according to it. And sometimes, you have nights like this. In this episode of Burn & Rave , Ryan and Sam discuss their names, why  pirates wear eye patches, pedophilia lenses, and why dentists are not real doctors. They also dismantle the entire medical establishment, one pill at a time, and read some fan mail all in 30 minutes. Disclaimer: Nothing these...

Ryan and Sam both grew up in the 90s without the distractions of cell phones, so these mischievous young men found others way to entertain themselves . . . that nearly killed them. In this episode, Ryan and Sam retell stories of their youth that you should never repeat. Also, Ryan finds a fortune cookie and they get their first piece of fan mail! You too can send them fan mail or hate mail here: b...

Do you have a childhood dream buried inside a drawer? Time to take it out. In this premiere episode (So don't judge them. They don't know what they're doing yet.), Ryan and Sam discuss the benefits of quarantine, from renewing family ties, emerging creativity, and developing a "fvck it" attitude that increases the likelihood that things, which have been on hold for a coupl...

"Do not go gentle into that good night, Old age should burn and rave at close of day; Rage, rage against the dying of the light." Burn & Rave with Ryan & Sam is about two dudes from the opposite sides of life who became close friends during quarantine. Ryan --a mechanic, trucker, tattooed lover of Jesus with a penchant for building hot rods sits down weekly with Sam --a verticall...