Burn & Rave

Listen, just don't tell anyone. In this episode, Ryan and Sam discuss reverse heightism,  Ryan's rabid dog, shark baby hybrids, dog paternity tests, and Sam's near death experience (as well as being hit on by a GILF) at his favorite watering hole. Ryan also won't STFU about his Tonka truck, and they offer a bulletproof way to decrease crime and car jackings. Tune in, vibe out,...

In this women-themed episode, Sam learns about lesbians and the fact that some women actually do stink. Meanwhile, Ryan invents a feminine hygiene product for dinosaur lovers. Also, the boys of Burn and Rave examine the gang epidemic in America and devise a way to decrease gun violence. Tune in, vibe out, share, and enjoy this episode responsibly. Remember: "Do not go gentle into that good ni...

In this episode, the boys of Burn & Rave invent a full-proof sexual assault prevention device. Ryan survives Disneyland. DUIs vs IUDs are explained, and we learn that Sam is unable to perform jury duty. The rest is censored. Tune in, vibe out, share, and enjoy this episode responsibly. Remember: "Do not go gentle into that good night, Old age should burn and rave at close of day; Rage, ra...

In this earth-shattering episode, Sam and Ryan breakdown the Lizzo  story and get to the banana of things.  In the science portion of the show, Ryan explains what happens when male genitalia is removed. Sam has different ideas. Also in this episode . . . Do dogs make good dental hygienists? Do bad people smell worse than good people? Is bowling the new math ?  Inquiring minds like mine want to kno...

In this food friendly episode, the boys of Burn and Rave breakdown menu frustration, front butt smuggling, and the problem with Mountain Mike's pizza. They also crack the code  . . . and it's 867-5309. In other news, Sam has a "cure" for Parkinsons and Ryan wants Pimp Ass Fries. Tune in, vibe out, share, and enjoy this episode responsibly. Remember: "Do not go gentle into...

Sam and Ryan joke each other off in this all new episode. Other topics include: pizza rat, how to use an air fryer, Sam's gorgeous feet, peanut butter, and the 1% of wisdom Ryan imparts to his children. Tune in, vibe out, share, and enjoy this episode responsibly. Remember: "Do not go gentle into that good night, Old age should burn and rave at close of day; Rage, rage against the dying...

Sam investigates Ryan's Google search history and Sam shares his list of the most hated people.  They also invent BNR bouillon cubes. Available soon in our shop. Tune in, vibe out, share, and enjoy this episode responsibly. Remember: "Do not go gentle into that good night, Old age should burn and rave at close of day; Rage, rage against the dying of the light." Send your thank you l...

Ryan got ripped off . . . or did he? Perhaps he invested in the greatest NES knockoff in the world. Tune in to decide. Additionally, in this episode, Ryan and Sam incubate a few new ideas: A Post-Mortem Firewood Company and Uber Hearses. They also discuss the Zen of Road Rage. Tune in, vibe out, share, and enjoy this episode responsibly. Remember: "Do not go gentle into that good night, Old a...

Who's desecrating Burn & Rave HQ? What's causing Ryan's allergies? How much plastic are we allowed to safely consume? How does a can of whip cream turn into a deadly high? Who actually needs therapy? All of these question and more are answered in this deeply introspective and revelatory episode of the Burn and Rave podcast. Tune in, vibe out, share, and enjoy this episode respon...

In this extra special episode, Ryan teaches Sam about old Chevy trucks and Sam teaches Ryan about using the gym. Parenting during the Covid era, the origins of the dinosaur hoax, and Ryan's numerous head injuries are also on the menu at this award-unwinning podcast diner, which is guaranteed to nourish you (or make you sick) on your long and windy road trip through life.    Tune in, vibe out,...

In this special parenting edition, Ryan and Sam debate who's the best baby swaddler and they break down the fundamental differences between Gen X (the best) and Gen Z (not the best) . Sam explains Gen Z speech to Ryan to help him better engage his offspring, and Ryan shares his extensive knowledge of the Zodiac. We also learn that Sam was recently attacked by a three-legged dog (that now has...

In this emotionally vulnerable episode of Burn & Rave, Ryan unloads on Sam and then introduces him to the Barf Bag. Ryan also discusses the history of hot rods and where to get the best gow jobs. (Ryan likes cars.) Meanwhile, Sam explains human's  energy pipelines and how to become superhuman. They also Shark Tank the idea of Ball Polishing Boutiques, and Sam tells a joke that he will pro...

Have you been sunning your perineum? The Burn and Rave boys suggest an even better way to get some Vitamin D deep inside your body. The health benefit are extraordinary. Additionally, Sam reveals his plans for a Shred Shed Kids' Club and it doesn't go well. Ryan got new shoes, a new urologist, and he reveals that he was a Punk Rock Janitor and his keys were the ultimate weapon, which he...

Things you didn't know about Ryan: He was attacked by junipers, he's stuck a lot of things up his nose, and, most importantly, he is Honky Tonk Jesus. Sam explains the art of foley, how to create a meta-tattoo, and why the a-hole is the window to the soul. Meanwhile, Joe tiles igloos.   Tune in, vibe out, share, and enjoy this episode responsibly. Remember: "Do not go gentle into th...

In this informative episode that's guaranteed to make you smarter, Ryan and Sam explore a new contracting business: "Diddler on the Roof," for all of your roofing needs and more. Additionally, Ryan explains blunts and shares some rock and roll irony while Sam explains the origin story of male contortionists. The two also debate whose blood is more enticing to vampires: Sam's or...

Sam and Ryan use their artificial intelligence to test ChatGPT's actual intelligence by asking it to do our jobs and write a script for our award-winning podcast. Can AI do it better than us? Can AI last as long and give our audience the ear orgasms they have come to expect? Spoiler:  It sure can and we will be unemployed soon. Tune in, vibe out, share, and enjoy this episode responsibly. Rem...

In this episode, Sam tries to tell Ryan a story about a shot at LoFi Labs and it doesn't go well, but spoiler: it does come to a very satisfying end . . . eventually. So hang on tight. Detours include a trip to Worm Sommelier University and a lesson on how to handle peer pressure at 47.  We explain how tequila is really made, and sadly we learn that Ryan was whataped? To help spread awareness...

You may have heard of Flat Earthers, but have you heard of Flat Assers? Ryan is a charter member.  On this episode of the award-winning Burn & Rave podcast, Sam explains the importance of butter and bread in bed, the boys get to the bottom of the Bottom's Up Coffee Shop empire, and in their theology segment they discuss the origins of man, Adam and (St)Eve. In local news, the BNR geniuses...

In this rain-soaked episode, we learn that Ryan is the real My Pillow guy and quite  possibly the world's most competitive serial killer.  He hates lawn tractors, Sam's hot dog d*ck pillows, and apparently everyone around him, but has Ryan gone too far this time? Tune in, vibe out, share, and enjoy this episode responsibly. Remember: "Do not go gentle into that good night, Old age s...

We've created a party in our pants, and you're all coming! In this long-awaited, brand spanking new episode of the Burn and Rave podcast, we invent competitive hitchhiking and Sam saves Kanye's reputation.  Ryan helps Sam understand the emotional significance of snot rockets and covalent bonds while Sam extols the virtues of exhuming bodies for their implants. Tune in, vibe out, sha...

In this fascinating new episode, we learn that Ryan has tinnitus and malfunctioning glutes, but Sam is just the doctor he needs. Also, the new BNR studio drapes double as a Rorschach test and Ryan fails (or passes). We aren't really psychiatrists, so you can decide. Ryan opens the mail bag and reads a fan post. Meanwhile,  Sam opens the male brag and explains periods and margins. We also lear...

In this week's episode we are joined by a very special guest: DJ Psuno, Crush Con, Tile Guy and Certified GILF: Joe, the Sound Guy! In this groundbreaking new episode, the boys of BNR discuss Ryan's pet anaconda, why Sam's mom hates Ryan, the difference between Cat Stevens vs. Yusef Islam, and the difference between John Holmes and somebody named John Hughes. Tune in, vibe out, shar...

Sam and Ryan discuss their non-invitation to the wedding of the century,  Ryan joins a women's gym, and Sam has a plan to get homeless people paid! In this week's Culture & Technology segment, the boyz of Burn & Rave explore gay cowboys, "Collar Cams" for cats and dogs, and a fool-proof way to stop your neighbor's dog from barking. Tune in, vibe out, share, and enj...

Need a side hustle? The boys of Burn & Rave have a plan that pays. Additionally, they reveal the sad truth about Sally and her seashells. In pirate news, Sam explains the synergy between pirates and parrots and Ryan reveals why eye patches were a myth. And if you're ever involved in a cannibal apocalypse, better listen to this episode for survival tips. Tune in, vibe out, share, and enjoy...

Sam unloads on Ryan in this frantic new episode wherein two children who identify as men rave about such things as where Ryan derives his artistic inspiration, why dentists are not allowed in elite country clubs, and how much partying is too little partying (after 40). P.s. Please don't judge us by the size of our podcast. This one is short, but very satisfying. Tune in, vibe out, share, and...