Christina Kann & Lelia Hilton

Burn Before Reading

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Join Christina and Lelia as they roast the writing they and guests wrote when they were younger.

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Christina Kann & Lelia Hilton

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Preps Can't Do Sarcasm 31.07.2024 1:14:23

"Realistic Fairytale" by Christina, David, and Meredith. Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! Take a look at today’s piece: https://www.tumblr.com/burnbeforepod/757346743241359360/realistic-fairytale Support us! Buy merch: https://burnbeforemerch.com/ Sign up for our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/burnbeforepod Follow us! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/burnbeforepod/ Tumblr: ht...

Hot Abusive Daddies Near You 24.07.2024 1:40:55

Twilight (2008) with Rachel McNeill. Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! Please check out our guest, Rachel! https://www.instagram.com/bakemydayrva/ Let Me Sign by Robert Pattinson: https://open.spotify.com/episode/0poFfk0BQpTkrGGuXQAWua?si=73f21b082dbb46f2&nd=1&dlsi=c73c0bc0367d4fec Support us! Buy merch: https://burnbeforemerch.com/ Sign up for our Patreon: https://www.patr...

We All Had Braces and Skin Back Then 10.07.2024 1:10:16

"Annie #1 (My Belle)" by Christy Kann. Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! Take a look at today’s piece: https://www.tumblr.com/burnbeforepod/755541107302088704/my-belle Please check out our guest, Annie Paquette: https://www.instagram.com/floriography_va/ Support us! Buy merch: https://burnbeforemerch.com/ Sign up for our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/burnbeforepod Follow us! In...

I Haven't Had to Smell Axe in 15 Years 03.07.2024 1:05:37

About a cut article lede by Rachel Feltman. Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! Please check out our guest, the wonderful Rachel Feltman! TT @rachelfeltman https://www.tiktok.com/@rachelfeltman IG @racfeltman https://www.instagram.com/rafeltman/ Check out her Patreon https://www.patreon.com/RachelFeltman Read her book, Been There, Done That: A Rousing History of Sex https://bookshop.org...

Burn After Reading Preview: No One More Beautiful and Vibrant than a Dead Mom 01.07.2024 10:14

Thanks for listening to this sample of Burn After Reading! Sign up for our Patreon to hear more like this: https://www.patreon.com/burnbeforepod Follow us! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/burnbeforepod/ Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/blog/burnbeforepod Facebook: https:// www.facebook.com/burnbeforepod/ Christina Kann: https://linktr.ee/christinakann Lelia Hilton: https:// www.instagram.co...

We Were Reading the Bible 26.06.2024 1:16:26

"College dating finally comfortable" by Josh Chumbiray. Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! Take a look at today’s piece: https://www.psucollegian.com/archives/college-dating-finally-comfortable/article_6470f655-9cf2-5be9-9e1a-4190a0870856.html Please check out our guest Josh and his podcast, Super Scary! https://www.deusexmedia.org/superscary Support us! Buy merch: https://burnbe...

Let's Do This Again and Forget About Our Husbands 19.06.2024 1:13:28

The girls chat about the etymologies of queer language! Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! Support us! Buy merch: https://burnbeforemerch.com/ Sign up for our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/burnbeforepod Follow us! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/burnbeforepod/ Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/blog/burnbeforepod Facebook: https:// www.facebook.com/burnbeforepod/ Christina Ka...

That Would Be So Gay of Us If We Were Gay 12.06.2024 59:53

"Julia" by Christina Kann featuring Isa Medina. Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! Take a look at today’s piece: https://www.tumblr.com/burnbeforepod/751859497898852352/julia Please check out our guest Isa Medina! https://isacomedy.com/ IG https://www.instagram.com/isaamedinaa/ Her new podcast, I'm Right You're Wrong OUT NOW!!! https://www.iheart.com/podcast/269-im-right-youre-wron...

Have You Ever Watched Someone Ruin Their Own Life? 05.06.2024 1:05:21

About Xiran Jay Zhao and the wild literary world news they've had to break over the past year. Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! SIGN UP FOR OUR NEW PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/burnbeforepod Please check out our guest Mary-Peyton and her indie publisher, Wildling Press! https://www.wildlingpress.com/ Follow us! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/burnbeforepod/ Tumblr: https...

Assist Me Deeper! 29.05.2024 1:12:37

"Conquered by Clippy" by Leonard Delaney, with guest Adal Rifai from Hey Riddle Riddle. Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! Please check out our guest Adal Rifai and his wonderful podcasts! https://www.heyriddleriddle.com/ https://hellofromthemagictavern.com/ https://open.spotify.com/show/6Hgu4xvYcP3qo9hXlCyFCt (The Word Association) Follow us! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/b...

Piping Hot Eighth Grade Tea 22.05.2024 47:40

"Dear Rose" diary entry by Brooke Matherly. Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! Take a look at today’s piece: https://www.tumblr.com/burnbeforepod/750468441462439936/dear-rose Please check out our guest: https://www.instagram.com/passion_for_parks/ Follow us! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/burnbeforepod/ Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/blog/burnbeforepod Facebook: https:// www....

Cheese Is So Not Hardcore 15.05.2024 1:10:56

"Pocketbook Glory" by Finding Lenny w/ Alex Crowson. Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! Take a look at today’s piece: https://soundcloud.com/findingenny/06-pocketbook-glory?utm_source=clipboard&utm_medium=text&utm_campaign=social_sharing Please check out our guest, Alex Crowson: His wonderful music https://open.spotify.com/artist/1idLBnDbJKWsc1bFdeUZab?si=-ihJRFu5SIuUQBhm_CF...

Emotion Is a Fad That Comes && Goes 08.05.2024 35:17

"Dear Señor Admin" by Christina Kann. Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! Take a look at today’s piece: https://www.tumblr.com/burnbeforepod/748645800424407040/dear-senor-admin Follow us! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/burnbeforepod/ Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/blog/burnbeforepod Facebook: https:// www.facebook.com/burnbeforepod/ Christina Kann: https://linktr.ee/christin...

Happy Hunting, You Dirty Graverobber, You! 01.05.2024 40:48

Notebook Intro by Haley Simpkiss. Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! Take a look at today’s piece: https://www.tumblr.com/burnbeforepod/748488571086897152/happy-hunting Follow us! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/burnbeforepod/ Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/blog/burnbeforepod Facebook: https:// www.facebook.com/burnbeforepod/ Christina Kann: https://linktr.ee/christinakann Lel...

Rock Opera Emo Ballad 17.04.2024 35:14

"Black Dahlia" by Alex from My Cabbages. Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! Take a look at today’s piece: https://www.tumblr.com/burnbeforepod/747561475837722624/black-dahlia Please check out our guest, Alex, and her podcast, My Cabbages! https://www.deusexmedia.org/mycabbages.html Follow us! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/burnbeforepod/ Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/blog/...

I Cannot Believe How Jealous You Are of Siberia 10.04.2024 36:00

"To Be or Not To Be Project" by Lelia Hilton. Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! Take a look at today’s piece: https://www.tumblr.com/burnbeforepod/747305488703684608/to-be-or-not-to-be Follow us! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/burnbeforepod/ Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/blog/burnbeforepod Facebook: https:// www.facebook.com/burnbeforepod/ Christina Kann: https://linktr.e...

Sometimes the Ick Is Inside You 03.04.2024 54:15

"Running Away" by Takenna. Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! Take a look at today’s piece: https://www.tumblr.com/burnbeforepod/746287048283013120/running-away Huge thanks to our guest, Takenna! Follow us! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/burnbeforepod/ Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/blog/burnbeforepod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/burnbeforepod/ Christina Kann: https://linktr....

She Wants His Ice PP 27.03.2024 1:58:59

"Twilight" by Stephanie Meyer. Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! Please check out our guest: https://www.deusexmedia.org/superscary.html Follow us! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/burnbeforepod/ Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/blog/burnbeforepod Facebook: https:// www.facebook.com/burnbeforepod/ Christina Kann: https://linktr.ee/christinakann Lelia Hilton: https:// www.instagr...

I Got Sent to Counseling for My Belief in Dragons 20.03.2024 1:02:36

Court's roleplay. Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! Take a look at today’s piece: https://www.tumblr.com/burnbeforepod/745431811021258752/courts-roleplay Please check out our guest: @cosmic.court.arts https://www.instagram.com/cosmic.court.arts/ Follow us! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/burnbeforepod/ Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/blog/burnbeforepod Facebook: https:// www.f...

Mother, I Crave Violence 13.03.2024 1:00:06

"whatever" by Christina Kann. Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! Read this week's piece on Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/burnbeforepod/745431887465545729/whatever Thanks to our guest Haley Simpkiss! Follow us! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/burnbeforepod/ Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/blog/burnbeforepod Facebook: https:// www.facebook.com/burnbeforepod/ Christina Kann: ht...

He Didn't Get Laid in High School Because His Mom Didn't Make Cookies 06.03.2024 1:12:04

"Nevertheless" by Alec Baldwin. Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! We recommend not reading today's piece. Please check out our wonderful guests, Ashley and Claire from Celebrity Memoir Book Club! https://www.celebritymemoirbookclub.biz/ Follow us! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/burnbeforepod/ Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/blog/burnbeforepod Facebook: https:// www.facebook.c...

I Was Big with Local Youth Groups 28.02.2024 56:12

"The Skin that I'm In" by Lelia Hilton. Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! Take a look at today’s piece: https://www.tumblr.com/burnbeforepod/743507400093483008/skin-that-im-in Here's the video: https://youtu.be/rqP2RYpV8Sg Follow us! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/burnbeforepod/ Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/blog/burnbeforepod Facebook: https:// www.facebook.com/burnbeforepod...

The Straight Ship Was a Real Twist 21.02.2024 55:52

"Claire the Nerd" by Charlie. Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! Take a look at today’s piece: https://www.tumblr.com/burnbeforepod/742490525016473600/claire-the-nerd Please check out our guests on The Bits! Follow us! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/burnbeforepod/ Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/blog/burnbeforepod Facebook: https:// www.facebook.com/burnbeforepod/ Christi...

Sorry I Told the Internet You Were Bad at Kissing 14.02.2024 53:11

"David #1 (I Know I Love Him)" & "David #2 (Hate Me)" by Christina Kann. Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! Take a look at today’s pieces: David #1 (I Know I Love Him): https://www.tumblr.com/burnbeforepod/734626936239931392/i-know-i-love-him David #2 (Hate Me): https://www.tumblr.com/burnbeforepod/734627114643537920/hate-me Please check out our guest: [insert guest socials etc.]...

Christy's Guide to Living for Your Soul 07.02.2024 42:14

"Christy's Guide to Living for Your Soul" by Christina Kann. Thanks for listening to Burn Before Reading! Follow us! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/burnbeforepod/ Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/blog/burnbeforepod Facebook: https:// www.facebook.com/burnbeforepod/ Christina Kann: https://linktr.ee/christinakann Lelia Hilton: https:// www.instagram.com/leelz4realz/ Check out the other wo...