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Brian and Rob discuss Jordan Peele's NOPE (skip to 28:15 to avoid spoilers) with a slight detour into Game of Thrones and "The Long Night." Elon finally takes control of Twitter. Police taser a man who immediately bursts into flames. Three men survive a shark attack in the Gulf of Mexico. Rob tests Brian's moral parsimony with an online test. *** Special thanks to Permanent RCRD. Follow Brian @BSc...

Brian finds Halloween nerve-wracking. Is "not voting" ever the right choice? Americans are not scientifically literate. Ford targets "quiet quitters": https://fortune.com/2022/10/31/ford-quiet-quitting-severance-package-performance-improvement/ RIP Takeoff Why you should mind ya business The dangers of Nextdoor Space Ads could generate up to $2M a day: https://www.freethink.com/space/space-adverti...

Brian is back from London with some feedback on the food. Marvel Snap snaps up all of Brian and Rob's free time. The Advice Champ tells a fan how to talk to his girl about money. Brian's Blu-Ray collection grows. Missouri police ignore black women going missing: https://www.blackenterprise.com/black-woman-escapes-basement-after-missouri-police-allegedly-dismissed-claims-about-nearby-abductions/ Th...

Sorry y'all, no brick wall today because guest Deric Poston (@dericposton) wore green AND blue. Topics today include: Kanye wants to buy Parler Becoming an A/V fanboy is expensive Telomere length and racism: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7373166/ Does your childhood shape your personality? JP Chase doesn’t want Kanye’s money Politician releases own sex tape: https://www.cityandstate...

Overwatch 2 is awesome "Elon Musk’s texts shatter the myth of the tech genius" Tala the Alien freaks out British TERFs Kanye has lost his mind Herschel Walker's baby mama drama "Why don't the presidents fight the wars?" Man sells fake guns to gun buyback program *** Special thanks to Mike from Permanent RCRD. Follow Brian @BScomedian Find Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.com Email the show...

Moving to the country, and *out of* the country Dragonball Z fan fiction Cynic vs. Pessimist vs. Misanthrope Introvert vs Extravert Love on the Spectrum Revealed preferences Worry is a waste of imagination (Walt Disney) Wringing humans out for water Living underground “The United State is a poor country with rich people in it” - John Burn-Murdoch https://www.ft.com/content/ef265420-45e8-497b-b308-...

This week on BS with Brian Simpson: Cops leave woman handcuffed, in a car, on the train tracks https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vISSDzz079o Some More News: Uvalde https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ioaBG3K_dk Cat Food Revenge That time Drake put hot sauce in the condom DART mission https://www.npr.org/2022/09/27/1125314926/nasa-dart-asteroid-photos Fascism returns to Italy https://www.theatlantic.com...

How did Andrew Tate get canceled? Why the dislike button doesn’t work Securing your social media Northern Boys “Party Time” Edutainment *** Special thanks to Mike from Permanent RCRD. Follow Brian @BScomedian Find Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.com Email the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Back in hi-def this week now that Brian is in his new Austin studio. This week's topics: Chess News https://kotaku.com/chess-champion-anal-bead-magnus-carlsen-hans-niemann-1849542639 Black Hobbits https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2022/09/lord-of-the-rings-rings-of-power-fantasy-sci-fi-racist-criticism/671421/ The Golden Age of Anime China Plans on Three Moon Missions https://www.businessi...

Brian is still completing his move to Austin, so this week he calls in to churn through the backlog at BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com, featuring: - Fascism and IQ - Alien kingmaking - MRE reviews - The worst Best Buy in the world Follow Brian @BScomedian Find Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.com Email the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more in...

Comedian Keenan Baker joins Brian to discuss old-school anime, why Black men shouldn't trust yt women, and New Jersey hospitals snitchin on babies. Follow Brian @BScomedian Follow Keenan @KeenanBaker and @animeshunpodcast Find Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.com Email the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Evan Lovett from @LAinaminute joins Brian to talk Los Angeles history, featuring: avoiding Edison, invasive mosquitoes, poison rainwater, and the invention of the taco truck. Follow Brian @BScomedian Follow Evan @LAinaminute and @EvanLovett Find Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.com Email the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this week's episode: - Ranking the top 5 comedy specials - Timeless vs Timely - What makes a GOAT - Cutthroat comedy - Shooting a comedy special - Young folks - Porn and protests in china - Horseshoe Theory Follow Brian everywhere: @bscomedian Follow Tre everywhere: @trestewart1 Get tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.com Email questions, comments, beats, and everything else to bswithbriansimpson@...

In today's episode: The FBI "raids" Mar-a-Lago Facebook snitches on a couple of Nebraska users The optimism of the 1990s GOATed Serena retires Follow Brian everywhere @bscomedian and find his tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Brian talks about touring with Tom Segura, the best meal he's ever had, an drinking orange soda in his grandma's basement. Plus, the Advice Champ rides again and a viewer shares a tale of revenge. Check out: https://techpolicy.press/debating-whether-ai-is-conscious-is-a-distraction-from-real-problems/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Brian's back from the road with opinions on how to execute people who steal money from foster kids, whether roleplaying games have made us weak, and proper de-planing etiquette. Send your beats to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com Follow Brian everywhere @BScomedian and find his tour dates at BrianSimpsonComedy.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Y’all ready for a fun one? Brian kicks off the episode with listener emails about why economics makes no sense and working at Best Buy in the 90s, followed by:
 - Why Elon might be forced to buy Twitter after all - How a galactic “burp” can slow down star formation - What humans can do about sex between zombie flies For Patrick Boyle’s Elon/Twitter explainer (mentioned in the episode) go here: &nb...

Brian discusses the dumbass politicians on both sides of the aisle, Elon Musk's ever-expanding brood, the James Webb Space Telescope, and French sausage giving people colon cancer. Plus, The Advice Champ (tm) answers your questions about foster care, video game addiction, and stand-up with an agenda. To get your own questions answered, email Brian at BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com Follow Brian every...

Brian's back from performing for a packed crowd with Joe Rogan, Tony Hinchcliffe, and Hans Kim! Plus, he covers this weekend's shootings, a threesome brawl, accidental marijuana legalization, and prison slave labor. All on a particularly positive and delightfully optimistic episode of "BS with Brian Simpson" (future title: "Internal Investigations"). Follow Brian @BScomedian and check out his tour...

Brian goes off on the Supreme Court's decision in Roe v. Wade, plus: An LAPD officer gets bodied by his fellow officers, Qatar outlaws f*cking at the World Cup, and Houston solves the homelessness crisis by (gasp!) giving people a place to live! Follow Brian everywhere @BScomedian and check out upcoming tour dates at BrianSimpsonComedy.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informatio...

Brian and producer Rob get a little serious when they talk about what sort of speech should be "allowed" on Twitter and other social media platforms. Plus: an elephant gets revenge, sex workers are not technophiles, and the Unabomber was (maybe?) right about a couple of things. Follow Brian @bscomedian and see his tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.com Sources: https://pluralistic.net/2022/06/21/ear...

Brian welcomes comedian Jeff Horste to the show to rant about Best Buy's customer service, why you should never pre-order ANYTHING, and why he's not a member of the "2A community." "He Does Not Look Like Video Games Made Him Do It": https://www.apa.org/pubs/journals/releases/ppm-ppm0000255.pdf Follow Brian @BScomedian Follow Jeff @JeffHorste Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informat...

Brian opines on the infuriating Diablo Immortal, miscellaneous tech gripes, the potential of a four-day workweek, and the Triangle Shirtwaist Factory Fire. Follow Brian everywhere at @BScomedian and like, subscribe, and share to support the show Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Brian opines on the "cop mentality," arming middle schoolers, and selling tiddy sweat. Follow Brian on twitter and instagram @BScomedian Support the show and get 20% off and free shipping with the code BS20 at https://Manscaped.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Brian flies solo because of a medical emergency on the production team. Today's topics include Jordan B. Peterson vs. Sports Illustrated, the Second Amendment, and free lunch in New York City. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.