BS with Brian Simpson

Brian talks about touring with Tom Segura, the best meal he's ever had, an drinking orange soda in his grandma's basement. Plus, the Advice Champ rides again and a viewer shares a tale of revenge. Check out: https://techpolicy.press/debating-whether-ai-is-conscious-is-a-distraction-from-real-problems/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Brian's back from the road with opinions on how to execute people who steal money from foster kids, whether roleplaying games have made us weak, and proper de-planing etiquette. Send your beats to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com Follow Brian everywhere @BScomedian and find his tour dates at BrianSimpsonComedy.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Y’all ready for a fun one? Brian kicks off the episode with listener emails about why economics makes no sense and working at Best Buy in the 90s, followed by:
 - Why Elon might be forced to buy Twitter after all - How a galactic “burp” can slow down star formation - What humans can do about sex between zombie flies For Patrick Boyle’s Elon/Twitter explainer (mentioned in the episode) go here: &nb...

Brian discusses the dumbass politicians on both sides of the aisle, Elon Musk's ever-expanding brood, the James Webb Space Telescope, and French sausage giving people colon cancer. Plus, The Advice Champ (tm) answers your questions about foster care, video game addiction, and stand-up with an agenda. To get your own questions answered, email Brian at BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com Follow Brian every...

Brian's back from performing for a packed crowd with Joe Rogan, Tony Hinchcliffe, and Hans Kim! Plus, he covers this weekend's shootings, a threesome brawl, accidental marijuana legalization, and prison slave labor. All on a particularly positive and delightfully optimistic episode of "BS with Brian Simpson" (future title: "Internal Investigations"). Follow Brian @BScomedian and check out his tour...

Brian goes off on the Supreme Court's decision in Roe v. Wade, plus: An LAPD officer gets bodied by his fellow officers, Qatar outlaws f*cking at the World Cup, and Houston solves the homelessness crisis by (gasp!) giving people a place to live! Follow Brian everywhere @BScomedian and check out upcoming tour dates at BrianSimpsonComedy.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informatio...

Brian and producer Rob get a little serious when they talk about what sort of speech should be "allowed" on Twitter and other social media platforms. Plus: an elephant gets revenge, sex workers are not technophiles, and the Unabomber was (maybe?) right about a couple of things. Follow Brian @bscomedian and see his tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.com Sources: https://pluralistic.net/2022/06/21/ear...

Brian welcomes comedian Jeff Horste to the show to rant about Best Buy's customer service, why you should never pre-order ANYTHING, and why he's not a member of the "2A community." "He Does Not Look Like Video Games Made Him Do It": https://www.apa.org/pubs/journals/releases/ppm-ppm0000255.pdf Follow Brian @BScomedian Follow Jeff @JeffHorste Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informat...

Brian opines on the infuriating Diablo Immortal, miscellaneous tech gripes, the potential of a four-day workweek, and the Triangle Shirtwaist Factory Fire. Follow Brian everywhere at @BScomedian and like, subscribe, and share to support the show Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Brian opines on the "cop mentality," arming middle schoolers, and selling tiddy sweat. Follow Brian on twitter and instagram @BScomedian Support the show and get 20% off and free shipping with the code BS20 at https://Manscaped.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Brian flies solo because of a medical emergency on the production team. Today's topics include Jordan B. Peterson vs. Sports Illustrated, the Second Amendment, and free lunch in New York City. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Brian welcomes comedian Dame Grant onto the show to discuss killer cops, bad slogans, and sex tourism. Follow Brian @BScomedian and Dame @Dame_Grant_ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bodily fluids, Depp v Heard, and the wonderful Whites of Alabama Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Brian unpacks the attack on Dave Chappelle at the Hollywood Bowl, a masturbation-induced injury, and the many crimes of the VA. Thanks to SLP for the swag, check them out at stuntin.org Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Elon Musk offers $44B for Twitter, DNA building blocks found on meteorites, and a $300 MILLION typo. Like and subscribe to support the show, and follow Brian everywhere @BScomedian Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Brian talks with Matt & Morgan from The Big Humble about civil forfeiture, Vatican slush funds, and whether Thanos was justified. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Brian talks about Brazilian butt lifts, tactical skateboarding, and the affordability of jetpacks with comedian Jamar Neighbors. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Brian opines on Will Smith slapping Chris Rock, geeks out over the Hubble Telescope, and dispenses advice on quitting an evil company. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Brian welcomes Trevor Joyner to the show to discuss growing up in the DMV, rap battles, and which cops don't need to be fired. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Brian discusses Jerry Jones's greedy secret daughter, flying spiders, and tunnel-digging lasers. Follow Brian everywhere @BScomedian Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Brian welcomes Tre Stewart onto the podcast to talk about Putin, financial domination, and Tinder Swindlers. Follow Brian @BScomedian and follow Tre @TreStewart1 Please like, subscribe, and enable notifications to support the show. A new episode of BS with Brian Simpson drops every Thursday at 6PM Pacific. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Brian is BACK to share his thoughts on Joe Rogan, Bitcoin hackers, high-speed internet, Disney vs Time Warner, and the JFK assassination. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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This week we talk about, Sha'Carri Richardson's ban from the 2021 Olympics; A new child genius; Bootleg Vaccines in India; and more... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week I talk about the riot at the US Capitol building, the guy that got smacked in the face with a can of Twisted Tea, and I read a story from reddit about small town revenge. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.