BS with Brian Simpson

This week on BS with Brian Simpson: A moving broker nightmare (check out https://www.bluetapeblades.com/ to help a fan out) The Virginia Calculator Is Mr. Beast a sociopath? https://www.morningbrew.com/daily/stories/2023/01/08/ai-will-be-used-as-legal-assistant-in-court-for-first-time-ever-in-february The Singularity and Ray Kurzweil https://www.washingtonpost.com/arts-entertainment/2023/01/17/bos...

Comedian Ehsan Ahmad (@EhsanJAhmad) joins Brian in the studio to discuss: Hot Sauce Conspiracy Theories Buccal Fat Removal (https://www.womenshealthmag.com/beauty/a42447081/buccal-fat-removal/) The Tylenol Murders Foreign Comics Is a Redskins-Themed Man Cave Racist? Fan-Casting Admiral Thrawn *** Follow Brian @BScomedian Follow Ehsan @EhsanJAhmad Follow Rob @NerdyPaperGames Find Brian's tour dates...

This week on BS with Brian Simpson: Arguing on the internet Digg is still around?! Google Plus drops the bag “Maryland Lawmakers Want to Stop Criminal Cops From Getting Their Pensions”: https://www.vice.com/en/article/z349w5/criminal-cops-pension-payments “Orphaned neurological implants”: https://doctorow.medium.com/orphaned-neurological-implants-3f0b7918553f The Great Baltimore Fire of 1904 "TikT...

This week on BS with Brian Simpson: Talking on set Unreasonable riders Should you tip a racist? Bill Cosby plans return to the stage *** Follow Brian @BScomedian Follow Rob @NerdyPaperGames Find Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.com Email the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.com For the Best High visit https://www.dietsmoke.com/?utm_source=Fannie&utm_medium=Podcast&utm_campaign=BSwi...

This week on BS with Brian Simpson: Hannibal Barca had Rome shook How the Great Depression shaped people’s DNA https://www.nature.com/articles/d41586-022-03789-z Are there bidets in the White House? What have you changed your mind about? Equilibrium “The only way I can make a billion is if I make someone a trillion” Solving the housing crisis: “Someone should do something!” https://www.theguardian...

This week on BS with Brian Simpson: 4k vs 8k Standup advice Steel Beans “Google rivals join forces in online maps” https://www.deccanherald.com/business/technology/google-rivals-join-forces-in-online-maps-1172260.html “Google to pay $391.5 million in location tracking settlement with 40 states” https://techcrunch.com/2022/11/14/google-pay-391-5-million-location-tracking-settlement/ Elon has lost B...

This week on BS with Brian Simpson: Apologies to Iowa Complaining about the Atlanta airport Watching movies by yourself The last time we talk about Marvel Snap Path of Exile is perfect The FTC wants to stop Microsoft from buying Activision Brian solves a smelly mystery New York rats Downtown Raleigh https://www.washingtonpost.com/health/2022/11/12/artificial-intelligence-grief/ The Fermi Paradox N...

This week on BS with Brian Simpson: Fast and slow brain Rob issues a chess challenge Flow state Playing board games African people eating cocoa beans https://www.theguardian.com/society/2022/nov/25/heidi-crowter-woman-downs-syndrome-loses-court-of-appeal-abortion-law-case How religion justifies ridiculous beliefs The Four Horsemen of Atheism The Existentialist Cafe by Sarah Bakewell Struthless on...

More Elon talk (against our better judgment) Sleep Deprivation Love vs. Justice vs. Revenge JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Methed-up Monks Secret social media accounts The Advice Champ helps you quit smoking *** Follow Brian @BScomedian Follow Rob @NerdyPaperGames Find Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.com Email the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for m...

Scientists feed cows hemp... for science! Frank Castillo hops on the phone for a quick neurobiology lesson Louisiana voters decide to keep slavery around KFC promotes N@zi chicken A demonic conundrum White rappers: are they any good? Please don’t sunburn your taint The life and legacy of Isaac Burns Murphy *** Follow Brian @BScomedian Find Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.com Email the sho...

RIP Kevin Conroy Brian’s growing movie collection The fish are addicted to meth (https://boingboing.net/2022/11/02/new-study-fish-can-get-addicted-to-meth-after-eating-human-poop.html) Brian’s runs down his top ten apocalyptic crises Why smart people do drugs Reliving the Daigo Parry Why do e-sports players retire so young? *** Follow Brian @BScomedian Find Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy...

Brian and Rob discuss Jordan Peele's NOPE (skip to 28:15 to avoid spoilers) with a slight detour into Game of Thrones and "The Long Night." Elon finally takes control of Twitter. Police taser a man who immediately bursts into flames. Three men survive a shark attack in the Gulf of Mexico. Rob tests Brian's moral parsimony with an online test. *** Special thanks to Permanent RCRD. Follow Brian @BSc...

Brian finds Halloween nerve-wracking. Is "not voting" ever the right choice? Americans are not scientifically literate. Ford targets "quiet quitters": https://fortune.com/2022/10/31/ford-quiet-quitting-severance-package-performance-improvement/ RIP Takeoff Why you should mind ya business The dangers of Nextdoor Space Ads could generate up to $2M a day: https://www.freethink.com/space/space-adverti...

Brian is back from London with some feedback on the food. Marvel Snap snaps up all of Brian and Rob's free time. The Advice Champ tells a fan how to talk to his girl about money. Brian's Blu-Ray collection grows. Missouri police ignore black women going missing: https://www.blackenterprise.com/black-woman-escapes-basement-after-missouri-police-allegedly-dismissed-claims-about-nearby-abductions/ Th...

Sorry y'all, no brick wall today because guest Deric Poston (@dericposton) wore green AND blue. Topics today include: Kanye wants to buy Parler Becoming an A/V fanboy is expensive Telomere length and racism: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7373166/ Does your childhood shape your personality? JP Chase doesn’t want Kanye’s money Politician releases own sex tape: https://www.cityandstate...

Overwatch 2 is awesome "Elon Musk’s texts shatter the myth of the tech genius" Tala the Alien freaks out British TERFs Kanye has lost his mind Herschel Walker's baby mama drama "Why don't the presidents fight the wars?" Man sells fake guns to gun buyback program *** Special thanks to Mike from Permanent RCRD. Follow Brian @BScomedian Find Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.com Email the show...

Moving to the country, and *out of* the country Dragonball Z fan fiction Cynic vs. Pessimist vs. Misanthrope Introvert vs Extravert Love on the Spectrum Revealed preferences Worry is a waste of imagination (Walt Disney) Wringing humans out for water Living underground “The United State is a poor country with rich people in it” - John Burn-Murdoch https://www.ft.com/content/ef265420-45e8-497b-b308-...

This week on BS with Brian Simpson: Cops leave woman handcuffed, in a car, on the train tracks https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vISSDzz079o Some More News: Uvalde https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ioaBG3K_dk Cat Food Revenge That time Drake put hot sauce in the condom DART mission https://www.npr.org/2022/09/27/1125314926/nasa-dart-asteroid-photos Fascism returns to Italy https://www.theatlantic.com...

How did Andrew Tate get canceled? Why the dislike button doesn’t work Securing your social media Northern Boys “Party Time” Edutainment *** Special thanks to Mike from Permanent RCRD. Follow Brian @BScomedian Find Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.com Email the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Back in hi-def this week now that Brian is in his new Austin studio. This week's topics: Chess News https://kotaku.com/chess-champion-anal-bead-magnus-carlsen-hans-niemann-1849542639 Black Hobbits https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2022/09/lord-of-the-rings-rings-of-power-fantasy-sci-fi-racist-criticism/671421/ The Golden Age of Anime China Plans on Three Moon Missions https://www.businessi...

Brian is still completing his move to Austin, so this week he calls in to churn through the backlog at BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com, featuring: - Fascism and IQ - Alien kingmaking - MRE reviews - The worst Best Buy in the world Follow Brian @BScomedian Find Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.com Email the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more in...

Comedian Keenan Baker joins Brian to discuss old-school anime, why Black men shouldn't trust yt women, and New Jersey hospitals snitchin on babies. Follow Brian @BScomedian Follow Keenan @KeenanBaker and @animeshunpodcast Find Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.com Email the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Evan Lovett from @LAinaminute joins Brian to talk Los Angeles history, featuring: avoiding Edison, invasive mosquitoes, poison rainwater, and the invention of the taco truck. Follow Brian @BScomedian Follow Evan @LAinaminute and @EvanLovett Find Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.com Email the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this week's episode: - Ranking the top 5 comedy specials - Timeless vs Timely - What makes a GOAT - Cutthroat comedy - Shooting a comedy special - Young folks - Porn and protests in china - Horseshoe Theory Follow Brian everywhere: @bscomedian Follow Tre everywhere: @trestewart1 Get tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.com Email questions, comments, beats, and everything else to bswithbriansimpson@...

In today's episode: The FBI "raids" Mar-a-Lago Facebook snitches on a couple of Nebraska users The optimism of the 1990s GOATed Serena retires Follow Brian everywhere @bscomedian and find his tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.