Brutal Film Girl Experiment

On this chronically online episode of BFGE, Emma grants Sarah's singular birthday wish: that she watch BACKROOMS, the viral indie hit from newcomer Kane Parsons.  Join us as we discuss: - Should modern women get a part time job during law school so their ex-husbands don't become bitter alcoholics who live in their discount furniture store and then spawn giant demented rudimentary pirate...

In this very special PRIDE month episode of BFGE, the ladies trek over to the Brooklyn Academy of Music for a very special theatrical showing of William Friedkin's gritty 1980 crime drama, CRUISING. A legendary gay Thanksgiving historian returns to help the ladies answer the tough questions: Who threw the first brick at Stonewall? Are subcultures dead? Are women allowed in gay bars? Do popper...

In this week's illuminating episode of BFGE, the ladies discuss Robert Egger's "The Lighthouse."  In this episode: No plastic surgery in period pieces AI supercomputer mamas Who is cooking the food at Dracula's castle? My ex. Beowulf What? What? What? "Now is the time for gabbing and chatting" Work, the great void Come be wickies with us! Like our stupid lil movi...

In this week's harrowing episode of BFGE, the ladies discuss Catherine Breillat's uncompromising and deeply unsettling French coming-of-age drama, "Fat Girl."  In this episode: The ladies exchange very different summer hit lists Emma wants a hot dog; Sarah's gettin' pink The ladies debate the film's highly controversial ending Is this is feminist film? Does Franc...

On this week’s ultra-bloody episode of BFGE, the ladies rock out to Jeremy Saulnier’s 2015 horror-thriller, Green Room: a cinematic homage to the underground punk scene so stressful that Emma spent 90% of it pacing around the apartment like a dog. Also in this episode: Sarah’s Madmen cravings Bad venues Nazi Zaddy Patrick Stewart  Smug MacGyver Emma The lost art of siege films Come and mosh with u...

In this week's episode of BFGE, the ladies celebrate international women's day by watching Terry Zwigoff's impeccable expose on the singular underground cartoonist Robert Crumb.  Join us as we talk: Beautiful, Thick Muscle Mommies Big Butt Magazine (RIP) Robert Crumb's Gigantic Magic Penis Cursed Crumb Family DNA Emma Vs. Wimpy Oatmeal Ashley Wilkes Men Separating the Art from...

In this very pollen-filled episode of BFGE, the ladies don their giant triangle flower gowns and watch Ari Aster's 2019 emotional rollercoaster "Midsommar."  Join as we discuss: The pros and cons of the murderous Swedish commune Barn and mallet porn Is worried about finding pubes in your food "just a Maryland thing?" Too many bits Come and frolic around the maypole with us...

In this week's very boozy episode of BFGE, the ladies gulp down the 1971 brutal outback classic "Wake in Fright."  Join us as we discuss: A beautiful utopia: a world without women!   Stupid gambling! Agro-wrastlin' with yer buds just to feel the touch of another :*) Beer, communal train water, and rum floaters! Come and grab a pint (or 30) with us! Like our stupid lil movie par...

In this very sweet episode of BFGE, Sarah celebrates all things Emma by allowing her to choose the film for her birthday.  The ladies order a pie and tuck into the 1988 American romantic comedy-drama film "Mystic Pizza" (d. Donald Petrie), which follows the coming-of-age of three young Portuguese-American waitresses at the titular pizza parlor.  Also in this episode: The ladies discuss t...

In this very special holiday episode of BFGE, the ladies hunker down at the MALL and watch George A. Romero's 1978 horror classic "Dawn of the Dead."  Join us as we discuss: Did consumerism kill the holidays? Are our cats, dogs, and children TOO spoiled? How long could one woman and two men live at the mall before there was weird sex drama? Men just love doing stuff! All our favorit...

In this very tense episode of BFGE, the ladies break out their good silverware and tuck into the 2015 psychological horror-thriller, "The Invitation."   Directed by Karyn Kusama (Jennifer's Body), the film centers on a man attending a dinner party in the Hollywood Hills hosted by his ex-wife and her new husband, whom he suspects  may be harboring a more sinister agenda. In this epis...

Join us on this extra special FRIENDSgiving episode of BFGE where Sarah and Emma break ground by inviting their XY-chromosome'd friend Andrew over to watch the 1996 American classic, "The Crucible."  Join us as: - Emma explains the difference between Pilgrims and Puritans, while Andrew teaches about the bureaucracy of the actual Salem witch trials. - Sarah fights for #justice4abigai...

Welcome to the weird Q&A episode.  We are never doing another one of these.  It got too weird.  Join us as we answer the questions you submitted thru instagram and we chat about: - Ghost Sex! - Dog Cloning! - The old maritime blowjob barrel! - Too many dead chimney sweeps! - Factory farming! - Emma loves her fucking WATER! Like our stupid lil movie parties?  Please drop us a rating on spotify/...

In this year's BFGE Halloween special, Sarah subjects Emma to the 2014 indie horror banger, "It Follows."  Laughs abound as Emma confuses this with a completely different film, Sarah tests Emma's knowledge of venereal diseases, and the ladies discuss their very different approaches if they were hypothetically inflicted with the gnarly It Follows sex curse. Come and take a ride...

In this week's very romantic episode of BFGE, the ladies tuck into Takashi Miike's 1999 J-horror cult classic, "Audition."   The film follows a middle-aged widower who enlists the help of his film producer friend to stage a fake audition in order to meet a new girlfriend, only to find that the woman he chooses (Shiina) has a dark past. Tune in and manipulate someone into fallin...

In this week's very toxic episode of BFGE, Sarah and Emma head off to bootcamp to watch Stanley Kubrick's take on the Vietnam War in "Full Metal Jacket," a film that, as it turns out, is not about metal outerwear at all.  In this episode: - Did young Emma ever flick the bean to Matthew Modine? - Was Roger Ebert justified giving this film only 2.5 stars? - Can Emma survive Serge...

In this very spaced out episode of BFGE, Emma requests that Sarah make her watch Ridley Scott's 1979 sci-fi game-changer, "Alien."  The ladies talk corporate greed, H.R. Giger, robo-treachery, and tiny white panties. Come and get sucked into space with us! Like our stupid lil movie parties?  Please drop us a rating on spotify/apple and follow us on instagram at: https://www.instagra...

In this week's very claustrophobic episode of BFGE, the ladies endure Neil Marshall's 2005 estrogen-charged thriller "The Descent."  Will Emma be able to make it through the darkness and out the other side?  Or will she simply snap?  Tune in to find out. Like our stupid lil movie parties?  Please drop us a rating on spotify/apple and follow us on instagram at: https://www.insta...

In this week's mind-melting episode of BFGE, Emma treks over to Sarah's apartment in the blistering city heat to watch Cronenberg's 1983 sci-fi thriller "Videodrome."  In this episode: Sarah does her best to give Emma a primer on all things Cronenberg. The ladies chat about the film's phrophetic qualities, artificial intelligence, and dead internet theory. Canadian pu...

In this week's very twisted episode of BFGE, the ladies tuck into Todd Solondz's notorious black comedy "Happiness" (1998).  The film centers on three sisters, their families, and neighbors, as they struggle to make sense of their depressing American existence. In this episode: -The ladies discuss their individual viewing experiences admidst the New York City heatwave - Emma fu...

On this BFGE Fourth of July Spectacular, the ladies watch Dan O' Bannon's 1985 genre-defying classic: "Return of the Living Dead."   In the episode: - Sarah gives Emma a crash course in zombie films - Emma wants more Tarman calisthenics and less pocket protectors - Sarah will call the 1-800 number on the zombie canister when she gets around to it Come and get nuked with us! Lik...

In this week's episode of BFGE, the ladies go footloose and watch Gaspar Noé's 2019 psychedelic nightmare "Climax."  The film follows the young members of a French dance troupe as their jubilant rehearsal descends into madness after they unknowingly consume drug-laced Sangria.   Also in this episode: The ladies receive a negative review Sarah gives Emma a brief history of LSD E...

In this week's episode of BFGE, Sarah and Emma discuss newcomer Emilie Blichfeldt's delightfully twisted take on the classic Cinderella tale in her debut film, the Ugly Stepsister (2025).  In this episode: $50 weed lemonade; Woman-on-woman violence; and Emma's big ass shoes. Come and sever ya toes with us. #theuglystepsister #emilieblichfeldt Like our stupid lil movie parties?  Plea...

On this extra tense episode of BFGE, Emma white-knuckles it through Zach Cregger's 2022 black comedy horror film "Barbarian."  The ladies discuss the film's deeper themes like feminine intuition, gentrification, and how attractive a man would have to be for either of us to go looking for him in some fucked up snuff tunnels.   Come and suckle the teat with us! #barbarian #zachcr...

In this very giggly episode of BFGE, Emma shocks Sarah by warming up to Michael Haneke’s infamous home invasion satire "Funny Games."  The ladies debate the film's artistic merit, Sarah reads angry zero star film reviews, and Emma urges audiences to #believewomen. Also in this episode: Sarah makes a bad investment European beef hands Sarah apologizes to Emma for blocking her on inst...