Brown Notes Podcast

The boys wrap up free agency, hang out with Jimmy Haslam at the owners meetings, and survey the wreckage left in the wake of Deshaun Watson’s guaranteed contract.

The boys attempt to contextualize perpetual Cleveland Browns Twitter hype, compare WR draft history, and find some surprises in early post-free agency NFL power rankings.

The boys enter the NFL’s legal tampering period with open minds and somewhat open wallets, get to know a handful of new Cleveland Browns, and take a second look at ex-flames — Josh Gordon and OBJ.

The boys bravely wade into a maelstrom of “trade Nick Chubb” debate on Twitter, attempt to predict what an aggressive offseason means for Cleveland Browns GM Andrew Berry, and go into the Pro Football Hall of Fame with a .200 winning percentage.

The boys consume their typical diet of front office word salad at the combine press conference, distract a starving fanbase with shiny retro helmets, and lament a lifetime of Cleveland sports stadium ineptitude.

The boys say goodbye to Mike Priefer, say hello to Bubba Ventrone, accept a less than mediocre early NFL power ranking, and long to live off of plain white bread and water on a four day darkness retreat.

The boys wonder what Big Game 57 means to the Cleveland Browns, scroll through Greg Newsome’s Twitter timeline, & prepare for an offseason of uncertainty.

The boys discuss the NFL’s “new look” Pro Bowl, wonder what Joe Woods’ short stay in the unemployment line says about the Cleveland Browns, and offer up their predictions for the Super Bowl.

The boys say goodbye to Tom Brady, welcome Sean Peyton to Denver, send multiple Cleveland Browns to the Pro Bowl, and propose resigning Kareem Hunt and trading Nick Chubb.

The boys discuss Myles Garrett’s Defensive Player of the Year nomination snub, wander into another discussion of PFF analytics weirdness, and watch film with local media members and Cleveland Browns Head Coach, Kevin Stefanski.

The boys eat turkey sandwiches with Bill Belichick, lament broken locker-room continuity, and win the press conference with the Cleveland Browns new Defensive Coordinator, Jim Schwartz.

The boys endure the emotional trauma of another last place finish, hand out pink slips in Berea, and come to the conclusion that Jimmy Haslam may have to hit the reset button … again.

The boys prematurely debate the decision to pay big dollars to Deshaun Watson, David Njoku, and Denzel Ward, look back at the second half heroics against the Commanders, and disagree on Sunday’s matchup vs the hated Pittsburgh Steelers.

The boys cope with another avoidable defeat, debate running vs passing vs arithmetic, and try to make sense of Paul DePodesta’s proposed “Air Raid” offense and the future of the Cleveland Browns.

The boys once again bask in the glory of victory, attempt to separate credible perspectives from prisoner of the moment Browns takes, and draw parallels between the David Justice Indians and the Deshaun Watson Browns. And the kicker. We actually talk about the kicker. Unreal.

The boys wonder if it’s time once again to fire the head coach. Unbelievable.

The boys once again bask in the glory of victory, try to make sense of the sudden opposite world realities of Deshaun Watson and Baker Mayfield, & debate whether the Browns are better served to maximize Nick Chubb’s abilities today or attempt to conserve them for a longer tomorrow.

The boys bask in the glory of victory, make wildly optimistic prognostications, and attempt to forecast the short and long term fortunes of the Cleveland Browns with Deshaun Watson at the helm.

The boys confront seasonal Browns-related depression, look for answers on defense, and wonder if the Browns can turn it around with Deshaun Watson.

The boys work through the emotional wreckage of nine weeks of Browns football, debate resting Nick Chubb, & ponder how many five-year plans they have left.

The boys marvel at the greatness of Nick Chubb, search for Browns post ‘99 Hall of Famers, and wonder if they’re on the clock for a Super Bowl championship.

The boys question their Browns fandom, debate Myles Garrett, the eye test, and fuzzy math, and look ahead to a critical matchup with the Miami Dolphins.