Brown Notes Podcast

The boys put a painful Monday night loss behind them and watch the Browns finally put it all together—offense, defense, and special teams—in a convincing 27-3 victory against the Tennessee Titans.

The boys contemplate life without Nick Chubb, take a sober look at Deshaun Watson and Kevin Stefanski, and attempt to justify their continued fandom in the aftermath of another nightmarish Monday night in Pittsburgh.

The boys celebrate a week one beat down of Burrow’s Bengals, nominate Jim Schwartz for Defensive Player of the Year, and look ahead to white helmets, Monday Night Football, and the dreaded Pittsburgh Steelers.

The boys welcome very special guests, make bold Browns predictions, and attempt to shed decades of regrettable sports history in the dawn of a promising new era of Cleveland Browns football.

The boys get caught in another Cade York kicking conundrum, lament preseason injuries, make a long overdue roster cut, and find positives in the Cleveland Browns final preseason matchup against the Kansas City Chiefs.

The boys climb aboard the Austin Watkins hype train, suffer from a serious case of DTR fever, and make kinda confident kicks with Cade York in the Cleveland Browns preseason matchup against the Philadelphia Eagles.

The boys offer postgame reaction, overreaction, hot takes, and amateur analysis in the afterglow of the inclement Cleveland Browns preseason matchup against the Washington Commanders.

The boys welcome a special guest host, discuss yet another (!) fan logo vote, and pick apart Mike Sando from The Athletic’s 2023 quarterback tier rankings as determined by 50 NFL general managers, coaches, and executives.

The boys head to The Greenbrier to celebrate the start of training camp and make a half-hearted attempt at coherent analysis of the Browns roster.

The boys discuss the wisdom of Browns butt wipe marketing, white helmets, throwback jerseys, Nick Chubb, and the diminishing role of the running back in the modern NFL.

The boys look back fondly on great moments in Browns supplemental draft history, build lasting fan loyalty on the legend of Bernie Kosar, and hang out with Hammerin’ Hank in the Dawg Pound.

The boys confront the complicated legacy of the post ‘99 Cleveland Browns, utilize a veritable cornucopia of fifty-cent words, and play “Where’s Winslow” on Stadium Talk’s list of the Most Hated NFL Players of All Time.

The boys wonder if you have to want to be good to be good, discuss a few of the best players who never won a Super Bowl, and lament the Cleveland Browns strong showing in Yardbarker’s worst NFL teams in the last 50 years list.

The boys find themselves mired in the dawg-days of off-season nothingness, wonder just how good Myles Garrett REALLY has to be, and discuss the Browns leap inside the top ten of PFF’s NFL Power Rankings.

The boys revisit the Police Blotter, attempt to make sense of one team having three logos, and discuss Sports Illustrated’s “100 Bold Predictions for the 2023 NFL Season.”

The boys browse the Police Blotter for Browns, dominate mandatory minicamp, and question the motive behind miserable 2023 season predictions for the Cleveland Browns.

The boys utilize their impeccable, credible, and super-secret sources to debate the pros and cons of adding DeAndre Hopkins to the 2023 Cleveland Browns.

The boys discuss the passing of the most important player in the history of the Cleveland Browns — legendary Hall of Fame running back, Hollywood actor, and civil rights icon, Jim Brown.

The boys discuss the pros and cons of adding Za’Darius Smith and arrive at two different conclusions after playing the way-to-early Cleveland Browns schedule game.

The boys debate the merit and motivation behind a litter of dawg logos and find out how the Cleveland Browns fare in the most recent NFL Power Rankings.

The boys take an amateur approach to Draft analysis, swing the pendulum of Cleveland Browns fandom back toward guarded optimism, and prepare for life as underdogs in the 2023 NFL season.

The boys lament the absence of their spring Super Bowl ritual, examine a couple mock drafts with mild disinterest, and look forward to celebrating defensive line depth for the Cleveland Browns.

The boys struggle to find meaning in a life without the NFL Draft, discover Andrew Berry near the bottom of the GM Power Rankings, and learn to accept the Cleveland Browns future as perpetual football villains.

The boys question the legitimacy of Greg Newsome’s trade request, formally say goodbye to Kareem Hunt, and ask themselves, “just how good is Deshaun Watson anyway?”

The boys come down with a bad case of the yips, debate whether Cleveland is really a three sport town, sell Tyreek Hill’s autograph on eBay, and imagine a Cleveland Browns Super Bowl in the wake of Jimmy Haslam’s Faustian bargain.