Brothers Grimm Podcast

Mic issues, WTF did Rich do, pigs water, new Terrorfier, no CGI, chainsaw up the ass, Art the Clown, gore, Bert got to golf, record store show, CD spackle, Roper Romp, car pic, Rich gets blistered again, couples list, up to you to wear, black tie event, Lynch Mob, 1,2,3, buying tickets, 5 bouncers, stop bat..., 18 things!

Joe Gordon in studio from Distant Dominion/Mortal Decay. We talk all things regarding bother bands and the new release from Distant Dominion called Ripping Through Time. Grand Funk old fucks, auto draft, we suck, Chris sounds like Bert, Bert has no wife, record your drums again, TV remote, tour leftovers, Deicide pit, Sepultura, snob, Mike paid money, hod old is Mortal Decay, kids seeing Mortal fo...

Bert's ears are hurting, Dave has to buy new headphones, Philly has gotten really bad, black box, good and bad bands, Milk Boy & south street party, pop up Halloween bar, what does Chris drink at a bar, Maria's back yard rodeo, Bert and Chris break up, Bert text, Bert schedule, Bert should be arrested, STAT show, saddle Nat, cleavage zit, industry & artists, WTF Bert, fuck this l...

Candy corn, text Chris and he doesn't respond, who doesn't want Dave Knox, grandpa Ef Six, watching the game, show with Bert, retakes for the recording, long time to record, STAT in studio, ring the church bell, strong points, sober Rich, Rich fucks up, cabbage patch kids, if I could be like Chris, Jane's Addiction, they all call it quits, Motley Crue 1981, bad business decision, Li...

EXO is a secret band, EXO fucks with us, Ef Six is at fault for everything, Bert is absolutely correct, our teams suck, Megadeth, Bert & Slayer, no golf for Bert, Berts feet, metal mockery, click tracks for Bob, 22 is the best, Steph and Lexi WTF, microwave and toaster went, north... south, east and west, back patches, local bands, Spotify list, jerk off and rip one out, short rope, hair bands...

Cat throws up and headphones, Steph and the bed, Rich & the bar, Bret Micheals bandana, Chris and his money, nobody wants to see Bert, AC/DC lyric rip offs, Skincarver Nat, Bert golfed, new fridge, Rich the helper, NFL draft, why did Bert pick Kiss, mistake song, plenty of pretzels, show promoters suck, Rich treats Steph how, singing with no power anymore, a wreck of a perfect..., which one do...

Bert starts his shit, Chris and laundry, Chris sucks at gambling, fantasy football, Chris falls down the steps, Overkill show, Jasmine respects Bert (LIES), Steph held back, talking points, Facebook post, social media fuckery, tired, definition, scene is taking a hit, what age should you stop wearing band shirts, Deicide, cash only, Bert fucks up, Oasis reunion, how do you like your sandwich?

Bert's a real asshole, bump in the, Rich's inability, Bert's order of business, Facebook sucks, shore house, tired from doing nothing, EXO and Chris teasing us, Bert and Chris's mom, shitting at Chris's house, chef Bert, Howie and Bert, Rich sucks, passing away, losses in bands, phone use at a concert according to Randy from Lamb of God, Sheri and food, Bert is still on a...

Ignore the mic, not fixing my car, Bert's friend dissed him, Bert missed Kerry King, Slipknot, parking lot t-shirts, happy ending with a cheese grader, Bert's toe nails, weekend at Bernie's, shades of brown Rich, rock gold, Olympic money, the list, nose deep, NFL sucks, Bert is an asshole, the red hawk. everything is late, Chris has a FANTASTIC bitch, WTF cluck, cluck cluck, Sheri i...

Speaking week, bringing Chicago back out, good parenting, revolving musicians, Mark Rizzo, did you hear that, double tree horror, work sucks, canceling the show in NY, Sheri ignores us, WTF Sheri, old people candy, dry mouth, cluck, cluck, cluck, holy fuck, dumb people, tire shine, this list sucks, Rich fucks up, Bert wants pig vacations & worst rock bands!

Bert is butt hurt, Bert is late forever, seat filler, EXO and sweat, PNC Bank combs Chri's back, National Anthem, Bert's son and the dude, Lexi and her cover, Rich sleeps anywhere, bump on a log, mowing the grass, adaptation of time, eyes of an old man, metal is young man's game, Gojira, Korn started death core, break downs, what is a gent, Chris has no words, log, Bert disturbed by...

Chris spills the beans, dookielax, Chris has a hard time to poop, sore butt hole, friends are upset, Bert had a normal life, Rich had to buy a car, Bert went to shows, Dumb dog, dude with chick shoes, Chris does not want to hang out with the Olson's at the beach, bands who pur zero effort in promoting a new (old) release, album covers, Sammy Hagar, set list, RIP Brian Betson, corn, no dookie...

Colonoscopy week, carpet fuck up, blood pressure issues, Rick broke Disney plates, got a big dog, all Baptist church, Concert, Chri's and his poops, amps solid, swept the floor, catching water with your hands, Chris had no clue about the farts he will have, Bert's Slayer review and they are a shit show of slow musical puke!

Episode what, park your truck in a tree, peeing next to Chris, we suck, have your fun, Steph fucking up, grilled Salisbury steak, Taylor Swift, Foo fighters, Dave Lombardo, 50 years, Dave Grohl, bassists and Bert, festival shut down for not paying rent, the scene sucks, creamy WTF, 23 funny band names!

Fun week we had, double D is back, Bert back from Vacation, booster chair, fresh tub of cool whip, senior golf tees, what meds did you take, don't park just get out, Chris has a cock sock in his car, the wives fruit batting, Bert & Chris got played, Lexi took Rich's food, Steph is pissed, can't tie a balloon, Rich has a list of things that annoy him, top 15 songs Chris hates, Be...

This week we celebrate the birthday boy Rich with a special cake, presents and more ball busting, we find out for his birthday Steph could care less what he wanted for his bday dinner she decided for him, Add a lie, Sheri and the baby, The Amish guy, gym shorts and STAT, Johnny Pipe is funny, jerking off to the Bello's, bad decisions, Bert has a new love for Bret Micheal's, cell phones,...

We talk about candle wax, in "to" the Fire, Kevin was his name, The fire pit from hell, we make more mistakes doing a podcast, The Greek menu, Encore doesn't make that, where was your prom, Jen wanted to get Steph drunk, the food took a while, happy for Steph, memes, stiff weed, over sensitive society, tell your band please, re-live your metal, non-disclosures, playing with your bro...

Chris banged shit out, Call Steph the Expert, Is Lexi into metal, Chris and comic books, Bert golfs, Seeds needs a drummer, Rich & Electric, who is Mike, Lipstick pouch, standing for the first band, Death to Us, Dave is a girl, we spell wrong, auto correct is dumb, Steph is out of town, Top 10 drummers,  Lizzy Hale is NOT Skid Row, Fuck off Sabastian!, KK Priest and a blow job! Kerry King revi...

Check one, Rich and the headphones, Sheri won big, how to gamble correctly, grilled cheese and a tube, Bert works to much, Baltimore and the club that smells like piss, Mike is John & John hates Rich, Cannibal Corpse stole the show, Morbid Cross added to a tour, bird shits on Rich's head, would you stay for a glorified cover act, Metal and the gimmicks it has, Slayer not satanic, Randy Tr...

Suprise from STAT, STAT rocking sexy gym shorts, Sheri sucks! Caffeine Withdrawal, Seeds and Coffee, Sperm Shirt, SFS, Lexi and M3, Eric and ACW Wrestling, Balls Mahoney almost set Eric's dad on fire, Malicious Intent played and Al snow match, Sissy Boys, Old School Days, Shout outs by Eric, Motley Crue and they suck live, Eddie Trunk, T-Pain of Metal, Great bands, Re-living the era in the mo...

This we have a take 2, we found out Chris's weekend sucked, and he gave Sheri bruises from making her work too hard, Eclipse, European bands vs United States bands, Chris was loud and embarrassing, Bert could care less about assholes, time off to golf, Steph's Birthday, M3 and the rain, no hoodie for Rich, M3 are cheap, fans suck, Queensryche fans very butt hurt,  how many 80's anth...

This week Bert has an issue with his headphones and becomes a big baby, blames work for not having them, A fly and a broken window, Ef Six and his hair, click bate Rich, Bon Jovi's voice, playoff tickets, Kiss gives a cease and desist to Pearl Jam's drummer, prosthetic tongue, heart rises, Tomb Mold making fun of death metal and all of us old heads, wear gym shorts for Decibel Magazine?,...

This week we had surprise guests. Power Seeker flew from whatever planet they just destroyed and came in studio to do the same to us! Krustacious Von Slayer and Odørzar Slaÿkőf shared they're interplanetary metal with us for you all. Plus Odørzar Slaÿkőf spoke a lot about his undying love of earthly pizza rolls! Funny beings they are! Also, Chris believes Rich will always want to call the pod...

Sister's Grimm come in and take over the podcast, Rich is no longer allowed to use the microwave now, new stove, Bert still lies and Jas confronts him on air, Bert's a dick, Bert is still a bad patient, Jas believes what she says, the playlist, VIP shut down by Bert, Mama Nat, Chris is the coffee bitch, wrong line Chris, Chris lied about having a band, kiss the cat, Sheri and drunk memor...

WrestleMania 40, money spent on merch, cheering Chris on to pee, the great reset, billions spent, Chris cries over not being able to buy a real belt not a felt one, Sheri has a dick, Chris spent$1400, Bret Micheals will suffer thanks to Sheri, STAT breaks up... SIKE, Drunk Rich has Dave check on him, Rich killed the stove, time for an easy bake oven, own your fart, Best WWE intro's ever... Be...