Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

Our old pal, creepy Sage Willowbrooke is back... and he's calling a young woman who recently moved into an apartment complex. Sage just has a few questions for her, and she might feel a little uneasy with the conversation. Listen in the Phone Tap! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman who recently met a guy on Tinder... and this guy really likes her. In fact, he likes her SO MUHC, that he wanted to send her a little virtual gift... It's a "Virtual Touch". And Jubal has the pleasure of delivering it to her. Listen in the PHONE TAP. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, Jubal poses as a badass librarian who doesn't take crap from anyone. And he calls a guy who is LATE returning a DVD to the library. Nobody takes advantage of the system. Not while Jubal is there! Listen in the PHONE TAP. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman pretending to be someone who works for the city. There's been a lot of change in her neighborhood recently... and it's about to affect her personally, in a very big way. And she's not going to be happy about it. Listen in the PHONE TAP. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a guy who recently dropped off his dog at a kennel while he went on vacation. And Jubal has some news... his dog is no longer there. But there's a very good reason for it! In fact, he SHOULD be excited about it. Listen in the Phone Tap. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a guy who recently signed up for a dating website, because he wanted to meet some new people... The good news is, Jubal has found some people who are very very interested in meeting. But it might be a little different than what this dude had in mind. Listen in the PHONE TAP! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Our old pal Christian is back, and as per usual... Christian has got a BEE in his bonnet. He's upset at a woman, because of what she's doing to her boyfriend... And if you know Christian, he doesn't hold back. EVER. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman from her homeowners association because there are going to be some weird new rules that will be enforced in her neighborhood. She's not very happy about them... but hey, it's not Jubal's problem. Hear it in the Phone Tap. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How do you approach someone who owes you money... and they haven't been paying it back? Maybe it's been a few months, or a few years... or even a DECADE. Do you just forget about it? OR do you confront them in a Phone Tap? We like the Second Option. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls up a party company who does face-painting at kids events... and he only has ONE simple question for them... and I definitely do not think that the woman on the phone is READY for it. Listen in the PHONE TAP! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal's been called A LOT of weird and horrible names when he Phone Taps people. But never... in the Seven years he's been doing Phone Taps has he EVER been called the name you're about to hear today... We had to bleep it for obvious reasons. But you'll be able to tell what it is if you listen close. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal loves wedding season... because it's the best time to mess with nervous brides who are getting ready for their big day. So today, Jubal calls a woman who's less than 24 hours away from tying the knot. And the best part is... Jubal is even more worked up about it than SHE is! Listen in the Phone Tap! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman who was recently hired to perform in a play... but before she goes on stage, she needs to have a little talk with her new director who is straight out of Hollywood. (That would be Jubal)... and he's VERY strict. Listen in the Phone Tap. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The guy Jubal calls in today's Phone Tap THINKS that Jubal is the head of his company. So, of course, Jubal is going to take advantage of that situation and mess with the guy a little. Listen in the PODCAST. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman whose son is about to graduate high school. He's been pretty tight-lipped on the details of their Grad Night festivities. So Jubal just wants to put this mother's mind at ease about what's REALLY going to be happening that night. Listen in the Phone Tap PODCAST. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman who recently got her car towed. But before she can pick it up... Jubal needs to tell her that something HAPPENED to her car in the tow yard. It didn't get scratched or dinged. But she's not going to like it. Listen in the PHONE TAP. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman to tell her someone has reported her license plate for some serious driving problems. And well... it's time for Jubal to crack down on these degenerates... who are out there making the roads unsafe. Listen in the PHONE TAP. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

One of our favorite characters is back... Mr. Bruce Wangsfer. He's an elementary school teacher who's stuck in the 70s and just can't help himself from hitting on all the tasty divorced mommies who drop off their kids at school. Listen in the PHONE TAP! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duff the meathead is back... and this time, he's calling to impress a girl who takes Yoga classes at his studio. Duff is quite the charmer... so MY guess is that he's definitely going to get the girl in the end. Listen in the PHONE TAP! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today Jubal needs to talk to a mom about her son's performance on the soccer field... apparently, he's WAY TOO GOOD. So Jubal has a simple request for her. And after that, things get ugly. Listen in the Phone Tap. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman who just made a big presentation at her work... and there's a lot of BUZZ around the office about it. But maybe, it's not the kind of buzz she was hoping for. Maybe it's because she was boog'in out.... Hear it in the Phone Tap! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today Jubal calls a guy who deals blackjack at charity events... and Jubal knows EXACTLY what he's been doing whenever there's a busty woman sitting at his table. Now, he's about to call him out in a Phone Tap! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, Jubal calls a woman who has a job opening for a barista. And the person who's applying - his name is Vlad, and he's not from this country... But he's a very hard worker... and he has great people skills! Listen in the PHONE TAP. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Little League dads are some of the most passionate sports fans in the world. And Jubal calls one of them today, to complain about his son... It may end up being the angriest Phone Tap of the year. Listen in the Podcast. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Our old Pal, Christian, is back and he's very upset. Apparently, his son (Elliott) is taking drivers ed courses... and an unfortunate incident happened. Now somebody needs to pay. It's your phone tap! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.