Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

Jubal loves pranking all types of people... but he has a special place in his heart for senior citizens. If you phone tap the right one, and tell them something they LOVE is about to change... they lose their minds! Jubal found the perfect woman to prank today. And all he had to do was threaten to take away her pancakes. Listen in the PODCAST! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a guy who is trying to rent some Porta potties for a wedding event.... the problem is, today, JUBAL is in charge of the rentals. And he's not going to make it easy on the guy. Listen in the Phone Tap! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today Jubal poses as a customer service representative for a credit card company... And to say that he's not very helpful, would be an understand. Jubal doesn't know ANYTHING about credit cards... at all. Listen in the Phone Tap! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman who works at an office building downtown. Apparently, she's been complaining because the maintenance staff hasn't taken out the trash in the last 3 days... and it's starting to STINK. And Jubal could think of no one better to deal with this situation... than Miguel, the non-native English speaker. Listen in the Phone Tap! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman who works as a tour guide... and she doesn't know this, but he recently went on one of her tours, and he was NOT IMPRESSED. That's why Jubal feels like it's his duty, to give her a few helpful pointers, on how to do her job a little better. Listen in the PHONE TAP. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Here's a little known fact... it's TECHNICALLY illegal for any person in public to sing the "Happy Birthday" song. That's why restaurants make up their own special versions to sing to their customers... to avoid a lawsuit. A lot of people don't know about this rule. Including the girl in today's Phone Tap! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You know, SOME people just don't understand the fun you can have at the funeral home. That might sound a little strange to you. But Jubal is going to try and convince you that there's plenty of opportunity for some wild and crazy times there. Listen in the PHONE TAP! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, Jubal is playing the EXTREMELY wealthy entrepreneur known as "Sebastian Giles". He's ready to get married for the third time and he needs to hire some commoners to help with the ceremony. That's why he's calling a local DJ, to provide some entertainment... and he BETTER be impressive if he wants to work for Sebastian Giles! Listen in the Phone Tap. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy in...

Jubal calls a mechanic who's very busy at his job. He works at a popular auto repair shop, and he ALWAYS has customer lined up, waiting for service... so Jubal had a Fun Idea. Let's piss him off by wasting all his time on a ridiculous prank phone call! Listen in the podcast! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman to let he know she's not allowed back into their establishment anymore... did she steal something? Did she make a scene in the store? NOPE. It's nothing like that... it's a much more absurd reason. Listen in the Phone Tap. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman who's been having a problem with her assigned parking spot. Unfortunately, it's underneath a tree filled with birds. And they are leaving a "mess" all over her car. So Jubal has a quick & easy solution, and let's just say... the girl on the phone, is NOT a fan. Listen in the PHONE TAP! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's the day before the big Taylor Swift concert at Century Link Field tomorrow, and we've been giving out a lot of tickets over the past few weeks... but in today's Phone Tap... Jubal need to call one of the winners (a mom, who's very excited to take her daughter to the show)... and Jubal is about to give her some BAD NEWS. Listen in the PODCAST. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informatio...

Jubal calls a young lady posing as a customer service rep, to talk to her about her cell phone plan... but as soon as he hears her beautiful British accent, he becomes intrigued... VERY VERY INTRIGUED. Listen in the Phone Tap! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Creepy friend of the show, Sage Willowbrook, is back once again... and today, he's looking for someone who can help him get a few updated pictures that he really really needs. And, of course, the pictures will all be taking place in a BEDROOM... where else? Listen in the phone tap. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a young woman to let her know that he will be her mentor for her upcoming semester at college... and if that's not bad enough, he's about to make it much worse for her. With a little "rite of passage" ceremony that needs to happen. Listen in the Phone Tap! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a guy who has rented out a storage locker... and unfortunately, he's got some bad news. There's been a tiny mistake. And well... all his stuff, is now GONE. Whoopsie! Oh well, You know how these things go. Listen in the Phone Tap! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman to let her know that he's looking for his boyfriend... and he's in a BIG trouble for what he's done. Hopefully, she tells Jubal where he is, before things turn "ugly". Hear it in the Phone Tap. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman who put in her notice at the company a few weeks ago... and as HR Manager, Jubal just wants to cross the "t"'s and dot the "i"' before she leaves... BUT there is one sticky issue he needs to bring up with her... she owes the company a LITTLE bit of money. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal poses as an airline representative and calls a woman to let her know... that she is now banned from all flights on their airline. Why? Well... there was an "incident" on her last trip. And we're about to make an example out of her. Listen in the PHONE TAP! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls up a guy who runs a take out pizza place... has has no idea, but Jubal's about to make him look real good. And in exchange, Jubal wants something in return... Something big. No questions asked. Hear it in the Phone Tap. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's Phone Tap, Duncan is back! He's mild, meek and a little uncomfortable with confrontation. And he's calling a guy who's already frustrated because his brand new dishwasher was installed incorrectly. Maybe Duncan can figure out how to help. Listen in the PODCAST. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman whose life long dream... has been to appear on a Reality TV show. Well, Jubal is about to give her the opportunity she's been waiting for. And if she's smart, she'll take it. No matter how crazy it sounds! Listen in the PHONE TAP. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a customer service rep from his wireless carrier to help him with a little problem. He lost his phone last night, and he knows exactly where it is... All Jubal needs now, is to go down and get it. Listen in the PHONE TAP! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, Jubal actually gets yelled at by a woman who is on the clock, working at a Food Bank... How does Jubal get her so riled up? Well apparently, Jubal is very confused about how this whole "bank" thing works. Listen in the PHONE TAP! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mr Bruce (the smooth talking elementary school teacher) is back... Normally he's at school, on the prowl for single mommies, but today he actually calls up a father of one the kids he teaches. And he has a simple question. Listen in the PHONE TAP. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.