Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

Good news! Jubal found your dog... But here's where it gets Awkward. He wants to keep it for a week?? Listen to the PHONE TAP. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nobody wants to get a call from "Miguel" (the bumbling non-native English speaker)... And you ESPECIALLY don't want to get a call from him when it's about something important, like say for example: the Escrow on your home. Well unfortunately, one woman is going to have no other choice. Listen in the PHONE TAP! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman because he made a LITTLE mistake on her husband's vasectomy surgery... He coughed during the procedure and... OOPSIE! She'll be okay with it right? Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: tudedude. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Leonard has been a loyal credit card member for over a decade is about to receive a very SPECIAL "thank you" from the company... we don't know WHY he doesn't like Jubal's gift. Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Esalota. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If you've ever been to a yoga class... you know sometimes people pass gas. It happens... It's natural. But what's NOT natural is having the Yoga studio call you out for it. That's what happens in today's PHONE TAP! (Image Courtesy: AmandaD_TX. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A guy just went out on a first date with a girl. So Jubal calls him up and tells him that NOT ONLY is that girl a criminal mastermind... but she just implicated him in a bank heist and he needs to turn himself in! Hear it in the Phone Tap PODCAST. (Image Courtesy: Victor. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Jubal calls a woman who just moved into her new house. He's from the Home Owner's Associations and wants to update her on all the fun and exciting things going on in the neighborhood. How could this go wrong??? Listen in the PHONE TAP! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Whats with Hilario's new grass cutting technique?! Well, lets just say this person is not too happy with the way her new gardener does things... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Jubal gets a lot of calls from bill collectors and ALL they ever want is money... they never really CARE about the person they're calling. But that's all about to Change... because JUBAL is collecting bills now. And he CARES. He cares A LOT! Hear it in the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: TRF_Mr_Hyde. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal accuses a guy of STEALING from his house party... Now Jubal has no choice but to "motorcycle him" as punishment. What does THAT mean??? Find out in the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Ron Bennetts. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal call s a frequent Costco shopper to let her know her membership is being revoked! She has been taking FAR too many free food samples from the store. Listen to the PHONE TAP! (Image Courtesy: evan brom. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's not everyday you get a call saying a goat ate your couch. Some people are SOOOO judgy. Listen to the PHONE TAP! (Image Courtesy: Bex. Walton. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

There's a young man out there with big dreams... those dreams include, champagne swimming pools, sexy young ladies... and now... he wants to try Stand Up comedy. His name is Estaban. And he's ready to take over the world! Hear it in the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Sergiu Bacioui. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's time Jubal looked up one of his old pals from middle school to ask him the question that's been bugging him for YEARS... "Hey - Where are my pants???" You'll know what he's talking about in the PHONE TAP! (Image Courtesy: Richard Giles. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Our old pal, "Ted the Stoner" is back and he's been down on his luck recently, and crashing at a buddy's place until he can get back on his feet... But now, he's unhappy with his living situation (even though he doesn't pay rent) and he's going to call the property manager to complain... Hear it in the PHONE TAP! (Image Courtesy: Don Hankins. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for priva...

Big Pook has been down on his luck lately and needs to get a J-O-B... That's why he calls Starbucks ready to show off his mad coffee skills in today's PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Photo the Berto. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Jubal is the most annoying coffee customer in the world! How complicated can he make ONE COFFEE ORDER??? Extremely complicated, it turns out. Listen to the Phone Tap! (Image Courtesy: andres.thor. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Duncan is back! But what is he doing as a security guard at a museum??? With this guy in charge something was BOUND to go wrong.... like ruining a $10 million piece of art.... listen to your Phone Tap to listen to the Museum manager FREAK OUT!!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.