Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

Today, Jubal calls a women who works in sales, but unfortunetly has been getting A TON of spam in her email. Luckily for her, Jubal is the head of the I.T. spam department and he also happens to have a GREAT sense of humor!!! But, for some reason this women doesn't find email spam jokes to be funny... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's phone tap, Jubal is VERY upset with a dad who spoke at his son's school career day. Jubal doesn't have an issue with what he said... but with HIM. He has a really cool job... TOO COOL. Its making all the other dads look lame, its just not fair... so Jubal is going to confront him!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A young lady is about to get MARRIED, and is excited about her European Honeymoon. Jubal steps in as her main contact at her travel agency and has a whole different idea for her special trip... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, Jubal poses as an insurance rep and calls a woman who has been waiting for a phone call from her insurance because she was recently rear-ended!! According to the police report, the person who HIT her is the one at fault... BUT since Jubal is her insurance rep, he has a few other thoughts on the incident! Listen to the podcast below to find out what he says! See omnystudio.com/listener for p...

In today's phone tap, Jubal calls a women who LOVES going to work out at her gym... but, unfortunately, she is going to find out that the employees at the gym have been watching her! And it is all because of something she has been doing while working out that is RUINING the gym's image! Thank goodness Jubal is here to call and talk to her about it... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informa...

Jubal poses as an employee headed to a conference and calls up the guy he is rooming with to get to know each other better...only...he might have slipped that he was just released from prison. Hear what happens in the podcast now. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman who recently went to the mall and purchased some make up... so WHY is an officer of the law getting involved. Because they have video cameras, and they saw EVERYTHING she did. Listen in the Phone Tap! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Paying bills is just THE WORST... and today Jubal calls a lady who needs to pay her water bill, unfortunately the bill is TWO HUNDRED dollars more than what is typically is! Luckily, Jubal has a big mouth and tells her exactly why her bill is so much... Listen to the podcast below to find out why! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal has a lot of "weird" personalities that come out when he calls people... but today's phone tap is ESPECIALLY weird! Jubal calls the manager of a Dairy Queen to inform him of something that happened at his establishment over the weekend, but for some odd reason Jubal can barely get the words out! Listen to the podcast below to find out why Jubal is SO distraught! See omnystudio.com/listener f...

In today's Phone Tap, Jubal poses as a WEIRD parent...FURIOUS at his kid's teacher!! Why is he so mad? Well it turns out that his son is not getting the "proper education" he needs about animals...especially Zebras!! Find out what happens in the podcast below! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal poses as someone from Human Resources and calls one of his employees... The guy doesn't know this, but they've been monitoring his internet activity lately, and they've noticed something VERY disturbing. Translation: He's in a big trouble. Listen in the Phone Tap! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman who recently bought a pair of boots online... he just wants to see how she's enjoying her latest purchase. And maybe, he can score a few pics off her in the process... it's not weird when you're boots buddies! Listen in the PODCAST. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, Jubal poses as an elementary school teacher calling a father to inform him of a new and exciting lesson showing students how bad drugs are. However, this dad seems to have an issue with how interactive this new teaching style is... Listen below to find out exactly what Jubal is suggesting! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Jubal calls a woman posing as her creepy coworker, Sage Willowbrooke, who's been watching her from afar. He's got great news: He's her new mandatory carpool buddy. I don't think she was as excited... Hear it on the Phone Tap. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a mom who has her 3 year old daughter in day care... he just needs to make sure it's okay that she participates in this FUN new activity they have planned for all the kids! It's a little extreme, and it's part of today's PHONE TAP! (Image Courtesy: allthecolor. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

There are a lot of weird bosses out there... People who have very successful businesses, but who are a little OFF when it comes to their personality. Today, Jubal pretends to BE one of those strange bosses. Hopefully he can freak out one his female employees in the PHONE TAP! (Image Courtesy: Kumar Appaiah. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal tells a guy that his condo has been invaded by BEES! This guy sounds pretty PISSED OFF for someone that swears he knew it was a joke the whole time... Listen to the PHONE TAP! (Image Courtesy: Natmandu. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Jubal introduces a brand-new character in this phone tap... he's a high-energy, high-powered realtor named "Bob Marathon". One thing you should know about him right off the bat: he'll sell anything and he won't let anyone get in his way. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman who wants to remodel her living room. Jubal calls as an interior designer who just remodeled her living room the NEWEST, FRESHEST, most avant-garde design: nothing. White walls for the win! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Have you ever got a call from a wrong number... and the person on the other end JUST. WON'T. STOP. TALKING?? It's really really annoying. And it's exactly what Jubal does in today's Phone Tap! (Image Courtesy: David Goehring. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman and tells her the renal car she used for a business trip is overdue by a month... the problem?? She says she already returned the car WEEKS AGO... But hey, that doesn't matter to Jubal... Because he can spot a liar from a MILE away... and now she's going to pay in your Phone Tap below! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If you really want to piss a guy off, call him and tell him he only has 3 minutes left on his service plan... then make sure the call lasts WAY LONGER than 3 minutes. Listen to the PHONE TAP! (Image Courtesy: John Flinchbaugh. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A bride-to-be goes BAT-S*** CRAZY when Jubal calls to tell her that her wedding dress has gone missing two days before the ceremony! Don't blame Jubal, her fiancé e-mailed us to do it! Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Brittney Bush. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.