Brittonic Stories

An American Album for the world.  Track List   In God we Thrust Straits of hummus America 1st, 2nd, 3rd and 4th Man o Manoshpere Whisper in the Mall Dumb Headed Eagle Red and White striped-Necked Pete Heg Gonna Win Wars BETTER! Hail Poly Markets I want to bet on a nuclear bomb being dropped by uncle Clementine Don't Play with my JD POTUS Wears a Man Diaper but He Can't Love Khamenei  All lyrics Hu...

A short story about a portrait artist and his remote sitter.  I think I’ll start with yellow—ochre, French ultramarine, cobalt, and deep blue. But not you, transparent maroon. I hate you.  Sound Effects from bbc.co.uk – © copyright [2025] BBC  https://sound-effects.bbcrewind.co.uk/

Hark! Thou speaketh falsely, aged simpleton... 'Tis naught but folly, this tale of the Gammon King. No monarch of rosy hue shall emerge as our salvation. Mine own faith resteth in the turning of seasons and the vastness of the cosmos. The ancient cycles be my only myths. Away with thee, thou addlepated jester! Sound Effects from bbc.co.uk – © copyright [2025] BBC  https://sound-effects.bbcrewind.c...

Bobby Sparkles doesn’t get out much these days—not because he doesn’t want to, but because the world wasn’t built with him in mind. The pavements are cracked, the buses are slow, and the people? Too busy slurping their enormous hot milks to notice a man in a wheelchair trying to cross the road. But when Bobby visits an eccentric engineer with a knack for turning scrap into spectacular, everything...