Brews With Boos

Krissy cracks open a beer and dives headfirst into the chaotic, broke, barefoot, wildly underprepared true story of the American Revolution. In honor of America’s 250th birthday, we’re talking about how this entire country was basically founded by an exhausted group chat with no budget, no shoes, fake money, and absolutely no fucking plan. Congress kept packing up democracy and running away from t...

Krissy cracks open a beer and this week discusses what happens when the legal system completely loses the plot. First, the Fuckery Report heads to court with a prisoner who sued himself for five million dollars, Nebraska Senator Ernie Chambers suing God for floods, tornadoes, famine, and generally doing entirely too much, and medieval Europe putting animals on trial like pigs, rats, roosters, and...

Krissy cracks open a Goose Island Summertime Kölsch and dives into one of the most infuriating cases she's ever covered. After watching Netflix's Maternal Instinct, Krissy thought she was getting the full story of Taylor Parker and the murder of Reagan Simmons-Hancock. She was not. What followed was a week-long rabbit hole filled with fake pregnancies, fake illnesses, fake inheritances, fake ultra...

Krissy cracks open a beer and dives into the original occult influencers, the mystical celebrities, spiritual scammers, prophets, psychics, immortal socialites, beard goblins, and absolute chaos agents who walked so modern internet weirdos could run. This week's Fuckery Report covers Helena Blavatsky, Rasputin, Edgar Cayce, Saint Germain, the Fox Sisters, Anton LaVey, and the strange obsession hum...

Krissy cracks open a beer and immediately starts asking the important questions: who looked at plague, famine, child abandonment, executions, cannibalism, babies falling out of trees, and literal murder forests and said, "Yep. Let's teach this to children." Because apparently that's exactly what humanity did. This week on Brews With Boo's, we're diving headfirst into the dark, weird, and completel...

Krissy cracks open a drink and immediately starts spiraling over a dead lightbulb, which somehow turns into a full-blown psychological breakdown about Thomas Edison. And bestie... the deeper we dug, the worse it got. This week we're talking about the man behind the lightbulb myth, the Tesla feud, the War of Currents, public animal electrocutions, propaganda campaigns, the electric chair, Hollywood...

Krissy cracks open a beer and immediately realizes cotton candy is basically propaganda. 🎪🍺 This week on Brews with Boo’s, we spiral HARD into the dark history of circuses, carnivals, PT Barnum, freak shows, rigged games, exploited performers, and Topsy the elephant… aka the moment we all collectively realize The Greatest Showman conveniently left out the crimes. From Joice Heth’s horrifying exp...

BONUS EPISODE BITCHES!!!!! Krissy rage-spirals into Netflix’s The Crash, the Mackenzie Shirilla case, and the internet discourse that has completely detonated online. Because apparently we’re now giving sad piano music, soft lighting, and indie-film cinematography to a case involving 100mph, no brakes, disturbing texts, alleged threats, chaotic jail calls, TikTok brainrot, and enough red flags to...

Krissy cracks open a beer and immediately spirals from “my neighbor has a lovely garden” to “what if there’s a body under the zucchini?” which somehow leads us straight into one of the most horrifying grandmas in true crime history. This week’s Fuckery Report digs into backyard burials, crawl spaces, suspicious concrete work, and America’s deeply concerning ability to trust anyone holding a shovel...

Krissy cracks open a beer and accidentally connects two things that absolutely should not be connected… and now you’re stuck here with the information too. Sorry in advance. This week on Brews with Boos, we start with the chaotic, pink, dimpled insanity of Cabbage Patch Kids—the lawsuits, the fake hospital, the adoption paperwork, and the full-blown riots where grown adults were out here throwing...

Krissy cracks open a beer and absolutely ruins breakfast for you forever. 🥣🍺 What starts as a harmless bowl of cereal spirals into religious anti-pleasure crusades, unhinged wellness experiments (yes… we’re talking yogurt enemas), sibling betrayal, and a billion-dollar empire built on controlling your body, your habits, and your cravings. From Sylvester Graham (aka the man who said flavor = sin)...

Krissy cracks open a beer 🍺 and immediately has a crisis because why is Chicago both home and deeply haunted with its bullshit at the same time?? This week, we’re diving into two of the city’s most unhinged legends: 👻 The Fuckery Report: The Devil Baby of Hull House 1913. A rumor spreads about a demon infant—horns, hooves, swearing from birth—and Chicago responds by forming a full-blown line to...

Krissy cracks open a beer 🍺 and immediately regrets the direction her life has taken… because at some point—somewhere along the line—she developed a favorite CIA project and now we’re all stuck here unpacking that together. This week we spiral into The Gateway Process and Project Stargate — a very real, very documented government program where they tried to figure out if your consciousness could...

Krissy cracks open a drink… 🍺 So I was just minding my business… like a stable adult… reading about CERN (red flag #1)… when my brain decided to absolutely ruin my night by going: “hey… remember that time traveler from 2000?” EXCUSE ME?? And suddenly it’s 2am, I have seventeen tabs open, I’m reading message boards from 2001 like it’s a historical document, and I’m fully sitting there like: “what...

This week started with a simple question: how easy would it be to accidentally join a cult? And then it spiraled. Fast. In Episode 12, we dive headfirst into the reality behind the 1960s. Not the flower crowns, not the peace and love aesthetic, but the absolute psychological freefall happening underneath it all. A generation in crisis, institutions collapsing, people searching for meaning, and the...

Krissy cracks open a beer… and immediately regrets learning this information. Because this week? We’re talking about the kind of “science” that feels less like research… and more like what the hell did you just do to people?? Like… 😵‍💫 Facebook’s Emotional Contagion Experiment (2014) where they manipulated the emotions of 689,000+ users without telling them just to see if they could make people...

Krissy cracks open a beer… and immediately regrets everything. You absolute chaos gremlins pushed us over 300 downloads, so naturally we made that everyone’s problem and recorded a bonus episode about the internet’s most cursed creations. This week we’re spiraling through: 👁️ Slenderman — from Photoshop contest to real-world horror 📸 Dear David — the live-tweeted haunting that had all of us refre...

Krissy cracks open a beer and immediately spirals because apparently we’re at a point in society where someone looked at a historic asylum — a site tied to one of the most important disability rights cases in U.S. history — and said, “you know what would look great here? Servers.” Yeah. No. We’re talking about that. This week’s Fuckery Report breaks down AI data centers — what they actually are (h...

Krissy cracks open a beer… and ruins pancakes forever. This week on Brews with Boo’s: 💀 The Fuckery Report: The Great Molasses Flood of 1919 — a 40-foot wave of industrial syrup, a company that painted over a failing tank, and zero accountability after 21 deaths. 🍺 The Long Pour: Betty Crocker — the sweet, trusted kitchen icon who was never real. A corporate invention that shaped generations… ri...

A talking mongoose that demanded snacks… and a violent monk haunting a British council house. This week gets weird. This week on Brews with Boo’s, Krissy dives into two of Britain’s strangest paranormal cases. First: Gef the Talking Mongoose, a bizarre 1930s phenomenon where a voice in a farmhouse wall claimed to be an extra-clever mongoose, a ghost, and possibly the Holy Ghost… while demanding bi...

Krissy cracks open a beer and heads straight to the dance floor of historical chaos. The Fuckery Report: The brutal reality of Great Depression dance marathons — where desperate people danced for weeks at a time for prize money, food, and survival. Exploitation, exhaustion, spectacle, and bodies pushed past their limits in the name of entertainment. The Long Pour: The Dancing Plague of 1518. Hundr...

Krissy cracks open a beer and immediately spirals over the Scream copycat effect — because apparently some people watched a horror movie about media obsession and thought it was a career path. 🍺🔪 This week on Brews with Boos, we’re dragging the clout-chasing Ghostface wannabes who killed for “legacy,” breaking down the psychology of copycat killers in The Fuckery Report, and then diving into The...

Krissy cracks open a beer and re-watches the Scream franchise like a completely rational adult… which obviously spirals into the real-life horror that inspired Ghostface. This week’s Fuckery Report dives into killers who built alter egos and hid behind masks — from John Wayne Gacy’s clown routine to BTK’s self-branded ego implosion. Because the mask is never random. It’s infrastructure. We finish...

We crack a beer and immediately ruin your day. 🍺👻 This week’s Fuckery Report breaks down four painfully normal things that are only boring and “safe” now because someone else died first. Rules are written in blood. You’re welcome. Then The Long Pour takes us into The Tylenol Murders. No ghosts, just poisoned trust, corporate panic, and the reason your medicine is sealed like it’s guarding state...

Krissy cracks open a beer and immediately spirals. 🍺 The Fuckery Report exposes houses that straight up tried to kill people and spoiler alert: it was not the ghosts. Then The Long Pour drags The Bell Witch by the throat, roasts “Kate,” and questions every bad life choice that led us here. Dark history, paranormal nonsense, swearing, and vibes that say “this seemed like a good idea at the time.