Bravo Maestra

Calisa discusses the trend of rage bait seeping into our beloved happy place: Bravo TV. Then she covers The Valley reunion, the Real Housewives of Miami AND the Real Housewives of Orange county. Find out who she wants off "her show," who she needs more of, and as always, the best and worst dressed as well as the "Rewind It, Rewind It" moment of the week! Instagram @BravoMaestra...

Calisa first talks about Jenn reaching out to her - a "BLOGGER" - and The Valley's Michelle and Aaron's break up then goes into a full recap of The Valley season 2 finale. (Listen in for a way random nostalgic throwback to the 2003 drama film, Mona Lisa Smile and how only Calisa can relate it to Jax Taylor).She follows it up with some "quick thoughts" on this week's...

Another SUPERSIZED episode covering The Real Housewives of Orange County AND Miami and The Valley! Plus, Calisa talks about the news that Jax will not be returning to The Valley next season, more revelations from Vanderpump Rules's Scheana's new book, as well as the Coldplay affair popping up in EVERYONE'S timeline! Instagram: @BravoMaestraIf you want to skip the pop culture news and g...

We've got a triple feature! Starting with the season premiere of the Real Housewives of Orange County, followed by The Valley, then the goddesses of the Real Housewives of Miami! Listen for poll results and a discussion of the news that Scheana released about her husband Brock! Instagram: @BravoMaestra Music by TimTaj (https://timtaj.com)

Kristen Doute gets engaged! The ladies in Miami are a real life telenovela - or is it a horror show? I'm not sure with the way they edited this episode and the way these ladies are behaving... and we finally we meet the new RHOM housewife, Stephanie Shojaee! Instagram: @BravoMaestra Music by TimTaj (https://timtaj.com)

Calisa's back on the mic! In this comeback episode, she's covering The Valley and the Real Housewives of Miami as well as what’s next for the pod. Expect the same chill vibe with can't-help-but-be-honest takes with some exciting updates. Whether you've been here from the start or you're just tuning in, welcome (or welcome back!) to Bravo Maestra! Instagram: @BravoMaestra Music...

If you're not watching the Real Housewives of Orange County, you need to be! The ladies are still on their girls trips in Big Bear + La Quinta and delivering scene after scene full of conversations and drama that feel fresher and more authentic than Calisa has seen in a LONG time. Then in culminates with a Tamra and Shannon showdown... Thanks so much for listening! Instagram: @BravoMaestra Mus...

This ep the Real Housewives of Orange County go to Big Bear + La Quinta and Calisa has some hot takes when it comes to Tamra and Shannon! She also gives her hypothesis of what is up with Alexis, her analysis of Emily when it comes to Tamra, tries to follow the Heather-Gina-Katie of it all, and shares if she's more of an Emily or a Heather when it comes to skincare. Thanks so much for listening...

*SUPERSIZED* ep covering the season finale of the Real Housewives of New Jersey that went off the Rails! Plus, can't say they didn't warn Katie...It's yet another great week with the lovely ladies of the Real Housewives of Orange County! Thanks so much for listening! Instagram: @BravoMaestra Music by TimTaj (https://timtaj.com)

*Double feature* covering the Real Housewives of Orange County AND the Real Housewives of New Jersey! Thanks so much for listening! Instagram: @BravoMaestra Music by TimTaj (https://timtaj.com)

*Double feature* Calisa's back in time to cover the SEASON PREMIERE + ep 2 of the Real Housewives of Orange County! She analyzes Gina's real issue with Jennifer, gives her take on the new 'Wife Katie, and the full rundown on the Shannon and Alexis of it all. Thanks so much for listening! Instagram: @BravoMaestra Music by TimTaj (https://timtaj.com)

Calisa covers the Real Housewives of New Jersey as they try to piece together what happened between Jen Aydin and Danielle at Teresa's Tulum party. Thanks so much for listening! Instagram: @BravoMaestra Music by TimTaj (https://timtaj.com)

It's the Real Housewives of New Jersey episode we've been waiting for and wooo was it a doozy! So many of the ladies show their true colors and Calisa gets into it all including Jackie running out of friends to be Friends Of, Tre revealing her snake-like agenda on camera, and of course, the altercation between Danielle and Jennifer. Thanks so much for listening! Instagram: @BravoMaestra Mu...

Schools out for summer and that's a wrap on Summer House! Andy + the cast may not call out the (alleged) demons but you know Calisa will. Then she gives her thoughts on the Real Housewives of New Jersey - and their significant others - and gives some personal and podcast updates. *I didn't forget about Danielle Cabral - the audio during her segment got messed up so I sounded like a chipmun...

Calisa wraps up the surprisingly amazing first season of The Valley with a recap of the finale. Then it's the Summer House Reunion where some of her takes may shock you...She has no "Team" and is calling out all the monsters and (alleged) demons! Follow for fun polls + stories! Instagram: @BravoMaestra Music by TimTaj (https://timtaj.com)

Calisa calls it like she sees it covering the explosive season finale of Summer House and her takes may surprise you. The Valley recap is at the top of the episode this week and includes a defense of Jesse for once. And never again (probably). Thank you for listening! Instagram: @BravoMaestra Music by TimTaj (https://timtaj.com)

This episode includes notes on "What Would Jesse Solomon Do," the girls' convo w/Ciara about West, and of course the Lindsay + Carl of it all on Summer House. Calisa gets outraged at how people speak to each other on The Valley and wishes there was more Zack and Kristen. Thank you for listening! Instagram: @BravoMaestra Music by TimTaj (https://timtaj.com)

Calisa gives a podcast update! Then it's a recap of the blood-boiling Summer House episode where things are happening with West + Ciara, Lindsay + Carl, Kyle + Amanda, and of course, Jesse. Then it's the return of The Valley recap! Thank you for listening! Instagram: @BravoMaestra Music by TimTaj (https://timtaj.com)

We've just got Summer House this week, but boy was it a doozy! Lindsay + Carl and Amanda + Kyle really brought the heat this week and not in a good way, yikes! Thank you for listening! Instagram: @BravoMaestra Music by TimTaj (https://timtaj.com)

Happy Teacher Appreciation Week to all the maestras out there and Happy Real Housewives of New Jersey premiere to all who celebrate! Hear Calisa's thoughts on the ladies of Jersey, where she lands on the Ciara-West situation in the recap of Summer House and get caught up on all the drama with a recap of The Valley! Thank you for listening! Instagram: @BravoMaestra Music by TimTaj (https://timt...

Calisa breaks down ALL the dynamics happening on Summer House and has her eyes on those alleged demons on The Valley! Thank you for listening! Instagram: @BravoMaestra Music by TimTaj (https://timtaj.com)

Calisa gives her take on the Danielle-Paige-Amanda and Carl-Lindsay dynamics in the recap of Summer House (and let's just say she's had enough from one of them). Then she gives a recap of The Valley where the focus is on cracks in Jax + Brittany's relationship, Britt's drinking and who is Michelle hanging out with?! But first, Calisa takes a detour from regular scheduled programmin...

First up is a recap of Summer House where more of a focus is on how Amanda and Kyle are the ones making everyone uncomfortable. Next is The Valley, a show Calisa can't believe makes her stand up for Kristen and share her Love Language. Then some quick thoughts on the first few episodes of Vanderpump Villa. Thank you for listening! Instagram: @BravoMaestra Music by TimTaj (https://timtaj.com)

Calisa goes right from Spring Break -> work -> recording this episode of Bravo Maestra! She drops some news about Vanderpump Rules and the podcast and breaks down Summer House and The Valley! Thank you for listening! Instagram: @BravoMaestra Music by TimTaj (https://timtaj.com)

This episode of Bravo Maestra Calisa is on Spring Break and gets activated discussing Vanderpump Rules then deactivates with a recap of The Valley. Thank you for listening! Instagram: @BravoMaestra Music by TimTaj (https://timtaj.com)