Boys' Bible Study

*new* 2 YEAR ANNIVERSARY SPECIAL! 🌈 Wow! We're two years closer to heaven, and we barely feel like we've scratched the surface. So many questions. How do I witness to homosexuals? Is it okay to hug my girlfriend? And if she and I were to get married, how many cows would I have to pay her father? In this meta episode, we unpack the themes of this past years' crop of Christian cinema we covered on...

On Christmas Eve, a terrorist with a heart of gold (Tom Sizemore in his best career performance) threatens to nuke Washington D.C. unless a handpicked team of the most intelligent people in the world will meet with him to debate moral and political topics. Stephen Baldwin joins THE GENIUS CLUB as a pizza delivery guy with a 220 IQ. Also with them are a seminary student, casino owner, and baseball...

You've heard of Christmas in July, but what about… July in Christmas? Conservative comedy film AN AMERICAN CAROL riffs on the classic Dickens tale to tell a story about a "Scrooge" type who wants to ban the 4th of July. Protagonist Michael Malone is a thinly veiled sendup of leftist documentarian Michael Moore. Watch as he praises Cuba's healthcare system, but believes that 9/11 was the result of...

This episode came about by chance - or fate? While waiting in line at a recent Boys' Night outing to the 100 gecs concert in Los Angeles, two people passed us Christian propaganda in the form of fake $1,000,000 bills. It wasn't until later we realized this was direct contact from representatives of the legendary Living Waters Ministries. Living Waters is the life's work of Ray Comfort, a notorious...

Subscribe today for access to our full catalog of bonus episodes, including 2+ new episodes every month! www.patreon.com/boysbiblestudy A six-part multimedia program that "empowers parents to have healthy, ongoing conversations with their kids about love, sex, and relationships", THE WHOLE SEX TALK is a confusing mess of mixed messages about the subject matter paired with animation that is literal...

The GOD'S NOT DEAD series is back! The 4th installment of this franchise, WE THE PEOPLE, just came out on October 4th, and as of right now it's exclusively streaming on Pure Flix. The king of Christian genre films, David A.R. White, reprises his role as Pastor Dave, and many of his church members from the previous films are back too. This time, the gang are involved in a new adventure - their home...

Subscribe today for access to our full catalog of bonus episodes, including 2+ new episodes every month! www.patreon.com/boysbiblestudy Lala Kent, from popular reality TV show Vanderpump Rules, stars as Heather - a headstrong softball player who wants a man who won't treat her like "one of his projects". However, she meets someone who does exactly that. Tyler (Derek Boone) plays baseball and is ev...

We bring light into an increasingly demonic world by introducing our gentle listeners to a Halloween film with a Christian message. HALLOWEEN HERO is a bizarre and delightful action-packed drama from Ashley Hays Wright, our new favorite director, who has created an astonishing amount of work in the past two years alone. Remarkably, this film was written by her 11 year old daughter, Cadence. Ashley...

The weather is getting colder, which means - finally! Christian Girl Autumn is here. This meme aesthetic draws power from semi-ironic appreciation of both American Protestantism and American consumerism. Wide hats, fuzzy boots, and Starbucks are en vogue. Mood! Christian Girl Autumn is exemplified by a film that was made well before the aesthetic was ever identified - 2014's OLD FASHIONED. This is...

Subscribe today for access to our full catalog of bonus episodes, including 2+ new episodes every month! www.patreon.com/boysbiblestudy Conservatives seem perpetually frustrated that film and television doesn't reflect their values and their sense of humor. Auteur Lenny Britton has attempted to remedy this a few times over the years, most recently with his Bernie Sanders parody film FREE LUNCH EXP...

Happy birthday Kevin Sorbo! The legendary Christian genre film actor turned 63 last week, so we celebrate his career by watching one of his most recent performances. THE GIRL WHO BELIEVES IN MIRACLES is an audacious new Christian movie that force feeds us every single cliche we've come to know and expect from the genre. Yes, the innocent little girl's childlike faith is powerful enough to literall...

Subscribe today for access to our full catalog of bonus episodes, including 2+ new episodes every month! www.patreon.com/boysbiblestudy The Boys log back on to jw.org , your source for the latest Jehovah's Witness news and media, to do a temperature check on the newest trends in JW filmmaking. We feel unanimously that this Christian sect has one of the most sophisticated production setups in the e...

Mike Norris (son of Chuck) directs and stars in this Christian survival fantasy about a Christian community working together to stay alive in a post-apocalyptic environment as a zombie death virus ravages the land. Norris plays a character named "Hunter Wilde" who is supposed to be the heroic leader of the Crossroads campground, but his selfish actions and terrible decision making routinely put th...

Subscribe today for access to our full catalog of bonus episodes, including 2+ new episodes every month! www.patreon.com/boysbiblestudy A modern day morality play from a Christian lens about fatphobia and the perils of online dating, FAT CHANCE is a viral success, with millions of views on its unofficial uploads on YouTube. In the tradition of contemporary digital video content that generates clic...

From the mind of a high-ranking military official comes this inspirational tale of a charismatic red-headed orphan who grows up to fulfill his dream of being interviewed on a podcast. Oliver is just a poor boy making the most of his life in a pastoral halfway house, but everything changes when he wins an art contest and convinces his father figure to carve him a "red big fire truck" that becomes t...

Subscribe today for access to our full catalog of bonus episodes, including 2+ new episodes every month! www.patreon.com/boysbiblestudy The year is 2024 AD. A father and son's candid conversation in an abandoned warehouse turns into a flashback about an encounter with some evil glasses. When Jackson was young, he and his blind friend happened upon glasses abandoned on the sidewalk, which upon clos...

The Bible Boys enjoy the last thrills of summer with this gnarly and radical y2k Christian extreme sports film. EXTREMEDAYS isn't plot heavy, but its death-defying stunts and alt attitude punctuated by the then-hottest sounds in Christian rap and punk music make it a nostalgia fave among millenials who grew up in the church. TobyMac sings the theme song and the Christian streetwear brand Truth Sou...

Subscribe today for access to our full catalog of bonus episodes, including 2+ new episodes every month! www.patreon.com/boysbiblestudy Ash and Julian use this strange little video of Steven Crowder arguing with Amazon's Alexa to diagnose the pathology of the media conservative. Crowder and his then-cohost, nicknamed "Not Gay Jared", fire off a series of questions to Alexa in order to determine he...

We continue our journey through the Christiano Brothers filmography with this VHS-friendly 40 minute film about a high school boy named Keith who starts memorizing Bible verses and going to church, but only for one purpose - to hook up with a hot Christian girl. What follows is one of the most elaborate schemes in the name of horniness. Keith gets deeply embedded in the ways of the faithful to suc...

We unlocked this Patreon-exclusive episode because we are co-presenting HELL'S BELLS streaming live on Museum of Home Video tonight, Saturday Aug. 7, on their Twitch channel . Also, this will give you a taste of what you're missing if you don't already subscribe to our Patreon! www.patreon.com/boysbiblestudy A "satanic panic" documentary that has become a cult favorite among outsider video fans fo...

Subscribe today for access to our full catalog of bonus episodes, including 2+ new episodes every month! www.patreon.com/boysbiblestudy Ray Comfort and his Living Waters Ministries present this absolute banger of a film about witnessing to homosexuals. Not one of the 55 minutes of this film is wasted - the action is blistering, the dramatic high points are at once psychologically distressing yet l...

In this special episode, we spotlight one of our all time favorite directors who barely gets any coverage in press, even by fans of obscure cinema. We're changing that today! cTom is one of the aliases of a mysterious film director who had an incredible run of directing six feature films from 2011-13. These are extremely low budget productions, starring unknown actors, but the conceptual scope of...

It's Christmas in July! Following our traditional gift exchange, we plunge into this exquisitely edited hour-long holiday offering from Faith Leap Films. It's pretty obvious from the title that this is yet another take on the Dickens story. Carol is a horrible #girlboss who forbids Christmas cheer at the office, and forces her employees to pay to use the communal coffee machine. Can three Biblical...

Subscribe today for access to our full catalog of bonus episodes, including 2+ new episodes every month! www.patreon.com/boysbiblestudy The "Quiverfull" movement and ideology arguably began in the 1970s with the writings of anti-feminist author Nancy Campbell, but its current form propagates through TV and video. In the late 2000s, Americans were captivated with the infamous Duggar Family and thei...

The final frontier of Christian filmmaking is -- horror. It's a genre that captivates even the most insular Christian artists, so it's natural that attempts have been made to create heart-pounding films that still manage to carry a biblical message. THR3E, based on the novel by prolific Christian thriller/fantasy author Ted Dekker, is a deeply confusing endeavor in this category that gets so hung...