Boyfriend Material

This week the boys talk about their delicate mental health and Family Guy headstones. Then they read one of the worst posts ever to grace reddit. Then they help a caller with tips for a good d*ick pic, and another caller who got an ick-pick after a guy came on way too strong on a first date. If you want to hear more bonus content please go to patreon.com/midnightsnacktv and support the boys there!

This week the boys talk about being hyper-unemployed, the dark concept of TikTok begging and how much they miss office lunch. Then they help a caller who’s gf has mysterious secret finsta, and another caller who’s bf brought them to the location of their first date - except she has NEVER been there before. Lesson here, don’t be romantic. If you want to hear more bonus content please go to patreon....

This week the boys welcome guest Paige Wesley to talk about the first great meme of 2025 and Upton Sinclair’s America - then help a caller with a sleepy girl issue and another caller with two huge, heaving anime problems. The back half of this episode is pixilated for real.   If you want to hear more bonus content please go to patreon.com/midnightsnacktv and support the boys there!

This week the boys talk about the Mando’s quest to be vape-free, the Texan urge to own a gun, and doing one of the hardest things a human can do - drink water. It literally keeps us alive and filling a Britta is harder than being a coal miner. If you want to hear more bonus content please go to patreon.com/midnightsnacktv and support the boys there!

This week the boys talk about the true test of a relationship, which is playing Mario Kart. Then they talk about the man who swiped right 2 million times and only got one date. After that, the boys help dispel the notion of ghosting after a single date with bad text banter. Just the worst. If you want to hear more bonus content please go to patreon.com/midnightsnacktv and support the boys there! A...

The boys are back in town, baby. Live from The Fallout Theater for Homebrew Austin, they tackle a smelly GF problem and let you know how to know whether or not you're in love. Also, I saw a yellow punch buggy while uploading this so go ahead and punch yourself for me. If you would like to watch the video version of this episode, please click here or visit our YouTube page at www.youtube.com/@Midni...

This week the boys talk about the only lasting invention of the last 30 years - mid 90s Hondas. Then the boys help a caller who is having group chat FOMO, and then they unpack a discovery from an ace caller who might have unlocked an attraction to clowns, and not the ones in Congress. Folks! If you want to hear more bonus content please go to patreon.com/midnightsnacktv and support the boys there!

This week the boys talk about drinking that sweet cow juice, the red and green flag of not having social media, then they warn of the dangers of being a cool mom, and help a caller who has a friend in the group trying too hard to be funny to get a girl’s attention. Leave it to the pros, buddy. If you want to hear more bonus content please go to patreon.com/midnightsnacktv and support the boys ther...

This week the boys talk about the threat of martial law in LA and medications holding up their sanity, then they help a caller with a problem that keeps popping up (wink) and another caller who suspects their hookup is hiding a big secret.  If you want to hear more bonus content please go to patreon.com/midnightsnacktv and support the boys there!

This week the boys talk about plane weirdos and bizarro Atlanta (Houston) and then help someone who maybe knows too much about their gf's cycles, and then another gf who's boyfriend won't listen when she says she hates surprise parties. We were tempted to say "acid in the face" again but then we tried to give actual advice. If you want to hear more bonus content please go to patreon.com/midnightsn...

This week the boys talk about the three letter agencies spying on us, help a gf with an overly eager bf, give advice to a dude whose buddy is getting catfished, and celebrate one year of being your loving boyfriends. We forgot to get you anything tho. If you want to hear more bonus content please go to patreon.com/midnightsnacktv and support the boys there!

This week the boys talk about getting down with the sickness, the timeless urban cryptid who wears Muppet pajama pants, and help a caller who doesn’t want to be a stepdad or a dad who steps up, and a misguided soul who wants to get back with their ex. Don’t do it, bro! If you want to hear more bonus content please go to patreon.com/midnightsnacktv and support the boys there!

This week the boys talk about a near death experience, Griff's girlfriend off the Zyn pouches, and help a girl who is mooching old ex’s streaming logins with her new bf, and another caller who’s bf won’t pose for pics with her. Sounds pretty sus, actually. Check it out on this special episode of Girlfriend Material. If you want to hear more bonus content please go to patreon.com/midnightsnacktv an...

This week the boys talk about the size of boomer phones, the psychological effects of an Edible Complex, and then they help a gf who wants to show feet for cash, and caller with a messy friend who we kinda wanna be friends with. Every crew needs that good chaos for the chisme.   If you want to hear more bonus content please go to patreon.com/midnightsnacktv and support the boys there!

This week the boys went to a wedding, so in order to satiate your endless need for consuming content, we've cracked open the cooler and are peeling you off one of these! These being a Patreon episode. Listen and awe as your BFs get insanely baked and riff about the Netflix show "How to Build a Sex Room". If you want to hear more bonus content, please go to  patreon.com/midnightsnacktv  and support...

This week the boys talk about the Pope making the Vatican a Vatican’t, Kanye’s continued full sprint off the deep end, an unstoppable force meeting an immovable object in the bedroom, and salvaging two friendships after your besties break up. We’re also taking next week off so a Patreon bonus is dropping outside the paywall next Tuesday! If you want to hear more bonus content, please go to patreon...

Here's a taste of our Patreon exclusive series: The Down Bad Files! You see them hiding in the shadows, find them lurking in the dark. You want to believe...but it's just hard to think someone could be down this bad. Welcome to The Down Bad Files. Stories from the front lines of horniness, too down bad to be real. The only scary part is they all are. If you'd like to hear more bonus content, pleas...

This week the boys talk about the homoerotic pleasure of UFC, help a woman who wants to look her husband right in the eye (the other end), drill down on friend etiquette and, devise a plan to get your friends addicted to your friendship. Seriously, your hangs are gonna need a Surgeon General’s warning after this one, baby.   If you'd like to support this podcast join our Patreon .

This week the boys talk about the worst people to be next to at a concert, if it’s possible to still live with an ex after you break up, and the prospect of adding masculine male friends to your irl MySpace top 8. I wouldn’t tho, bro. Not to generalize, but men are responsible for all crime everywhere. Better get like a dog or something, which would be easier to clean up after frankly.   If you wo...

This week the boys talk about April Fools and the garbage holiday that it is, ponder the joy and terror of being known by your partner, and help a couple prank their incredibly rude friends and family. We also learn Griff speaks fluent German and plays the violin. Seriously, how did this never come up in the years of our friendship?   If you'd like to support the show, you can on Patreon !

This week the boys talk about America's favorite pre-mature ejaculation repellent: baseball. After that, the boys help a caller that's such a good BF it's making his GF's friends dump their loser partners, and then they discuss how the passing of time will take us all from video vixens to MILFS (MILVES?) eventually.

This week the boys talk about watching adult movies on the Las Vegas sphere, consult a Jessica who’s partner has dated four other Jessicas, and help a man whose partner thinks when he takes a long shower he’s, how do you say, "searching for a good euphemism" if you know what I mean. Wink wink.   If you'd like to support this podcast and its creators please go to our Patreon .

This week the boys talk about the worst thing to say after a hookup, help a person whose partner is worried they’ll find love after they die, and guide a man going through a divorce on the pros and cons of banging his friend’s mom. She was coming on strong tho, for real. Seriously, he could have closed harder than Chick-fil-A on a Sunday.   If you'd like to support this podcast and its creators pl...

This week the boys talk about how haunted Delaware is, how to get wifed up by someone in a better country so you can leave America, find the path of least resistance in a poly relationship, and discuss the bone-chilling ways The Piña Colada song could have ended. If you want to support Midnight Snack go to Midnight Snack Patreon

This week the boys discuss Armando's one-man battle with a horde of children, dispel the notion of "closure" after a breakup, and discuss a caller's wet boyfriend. Seriously, this guy is a real moist boy, a total damp daddy, a certified soaked bloke. If you’d like to support Boyfriend Material and Midnight Snack go to  patreon.com/midnightsnacktv