Boyfriend Material

This week the boys talk about Mando’s standup comedy set that crushed for reasons he didn’t even realize, then they talk about the downsides of going viral on the twitter with its cadre of virgin keyboard jockeys. Then they help a caller who is afraid their partner is outgrowing them, and next field one from a caller with a social butterfly boyfriend who is running her ragged. Her social tanks are...

This week the boys talk about Mando witnessing the beginning of the great clanker civil war and then discuss how they would handle a Brewster’s Millions scenario. Then they help an ally caller who finds themselves in trans and queer spaces but doesn’t care for the term used to identify them as a cis person. But it turns out it might be the coolest badge of honor you can have. If you want to hear m...

This week the boys talk about Mando's birthday and the icy hand of old age that reached out and touched his shoulder, which now aches for some reason. Then they help a caller whose boyfriend has a cringy saying that gives her the ick, followed by a caller who has a totally different vacation style than her boyfriend. Real nitty gritty relationship stuff here, folks. If you want to hear more bonus...

This week the boys talk about how BBQ prices have gotten out of hand and the diabolical concept of a birthday month. Then they help a caller whose new bf is sleep flailer. Then they help a pair of swingers with a classic conundrum and spend too much time on the wiki for the film Shallow Hal. Then they read some messages that got sent to their new domain acquisition. Best money they’ve ever spent....

This week the boys talk about Griff’s fake out marriage proposal misadventures and toxic masculinity. Then they help a caller whose bf’s mormon family does a dry NYE celebration which is not exactly waterslide fun. Then the help a caller who is a scumbag at heart, who is at their upperclass SO’s parents for the holidays. To close out we make the best purchase of the year. If you want to hear more...

Ho Ho Ho! This week the boys talk about a Mando’s dog, whose colon was set on "firehose." Then they discuss more pet pros and cons which dovetails perfectly into the subject of personalized menu items. Then the boys help a caller who has to break their mother’s heart by not going home for Xmas. This podcast does not endorse or condone the breaking of mom hearts. If you want to hear more bonus cont...

This week the boys talk about being California sober and company holiday parties. Then they talk about the future of rideshares and our robot car underlords. The boys have such a good time being friends they only get to one question from a caller whose dad is a terrible xmas gift giver. So bad in fact, that getting nothing is actually preferable. If you want to hear more bonus content please go to...

This week the boys talk about Mando being off that fent and his personal beef with Delta. Then they help a caller who has been dating their partner so long they don't have an anniversary. Then they get one of the best emails they've ever received and it's some high-test chisme that is the true gift to us all. If you want to hear more bonus content please go to patreon.com/midnightsnacktv and suppo...

This week the boys talk about Mando’s weekly brush with death (winter edition) and then talk about our holidays and how boys be sweltering and ladies be freezing. Then they help a caller whose brother keeps getting confused for her partner by waitstaff. Then they help a caller who is actually a therapist dealing with clients’ holiday family strife. Who helps the helpers, right? If you want to hear...

This week the boys talk about how there is no Thanksgiving song, how Mando just missed the free-for-all violence of classic Black Friday, and and chilling tale of Griff’s exes past. Then they help a caller who is dating a guy with questionable bumper stickers, and next help a caller whose significant other makes mashed potatoes (terribly) and must have an intervention. That's some wack mash, dawg....

This week the boys talk about a pitched battle with neighborhood raccoons, the return of woke, and what the junk on your desk says about a person. Then, after a deep yap sesh, the boys help a caller who has a very strained relationship with their dad and doesn't wanna travel to New Mexico for Thanksgiving. More like Land of Disenchantment, am I right? If you want to hear more bonus content please...

This week the boys talk about strip clubs, melatonin, Walton Goggins, and Wario. Pretty standard stuff. Then they help a caller whose roommates still like to watch Harry Potter (barf) and then they help another caller whose recently divorced, brash mom is joining their quiet shy in-laws for the holidays. A classic sitcom premise if you ask us.   If you want to hear more bonus content please go to...

This week the boys talk about the great game of baseball and Griff’s visit to Los Angeles to witness the last game of the World Series. Then they help a caller who needs to start standing up for themselves and then help another caller who needs some conversational camouflage to divert clients away from talking about touchy subjects. If you want to hear more bonus content please go to patreon.com/m...

This week the boys talk about buy-nothing groups, the world’s saddest short stories, and existential horror movies. Then they help a caller whose roommate is a Halloween buzzkill and then help another caller who has a great costume but nowhere to wear it. A classic dilemma that we solved like total pros! If you want to hear more bonus content please go to patreon.com/midnightsnacktv and support th...

This week the boys talk about numbers and have some really high thoughts about them despite being stone sober (shameful). Then they discuss being uploaded into the cloud and the great American film Apollo 13. Then they help a caller who's partner who eats too much candy around Halloween and gets sick. Then they help a caller whose bestie is trying to bite her vampire style for a costume this year....

This week the boys talk about Mando’s new way of being and peeing and the mythical creatures known as fluffers. Then they discuss the show's inevitable hard right pivot/grift. Then they help a caller whose partner regularly hangs out with their ex’s mom. Then they hear from a caller whose bestie is using them as a social life raft and abandons them at bars to go flirt with dudes. Bad form hall-of-...

This week the boys talk about seeing a friend group implode in real time, the trap of Xenophobia, and the protocol for a GF's birthday. Then they help a caller who has to downgrade a friend with limited benefits to an acquaintance at best. Then they help a caller who wants to make a sex tape for her vacationing husband. Terrible OPSEC, but honestly, respect. If you want to hear more bonus content...

The boys are back in (their respective) towns! They talk about their adventures, missed headlines, and the French. Like a lot. Then, they help out a caller who's friends treat him like a divorced dad. Oh also, this might be the record for the longest intro ever. If you want to hear more bonus content please go to  patreon.com/midnightsnacktv  and support the boys there!  

This week the boys help a caller who's mortal enemy is an adorable pup that loves everyone except them. Then, we give advice on what to do when your friend ignores your texts but is still posting up a storm. Oh, and we talk about that crazy lady at the Phillies game. Remember that? It was like month ago, but not for us, this episode was pre-recorded. If you want to hear more bonus content please g...

This week the boyfriends help a caller who's partner refuses to feed them. They then help a caller who's boyfriend's dirty car is ruining the relationship. But more importantly, here's a DISCLAIMER. We're all traveling, so we batch recorded episodes. That means any "relevant" sounding comments are PURELY COINCIDENTAL. Seriously, we recorded this episode on September 7th.  If you want to hear more...

This week the boys talk about the most important meal of the day and how a bad breakfast can ruin your life. They then help a caller with a barber problem and another caller with who gave an honest review of a hookup’s bedroom skills that caused them to spiral. Dude couldn’t leave well enough alone.  If you want to hear more bonus content please go to patreon.com/midnightsnacktv and support the bo...

This week the boys talk about the end of an era and the beginning of Mando’s (booze) sober lifestyle. Then the boys help a caller who loves good TV with a gf who only likes bad TV, and then they help a newly single lesbian plan a closing strategy for a hookup. They close up the show talking about an obituary we were all robbed of this week. If you want to hear more bonus content please go to patre...

This week the boys talk about a getting attacked by a tiny gang in East LA and the glory of Kaiser Permanente. Then they help a caller headed to a pool party with a new romantic prospect, and then they hear from a caller whose bf follows some OF creators on Insta. As long as he’s not sending DMs everything should be ok. If you want to hear more bonus content please go to patreon.com/midnightsnackt...

This week the boys talk about the chemical in a boyfriend’s brain that makes them cringe and dive deep into AI chatbot psychosis. Then they help a caller who has been watching horror movies through his fingers with his spooky gf, and after that they help a caller who got ghosted by a girl who still likes all his instagram stories. Inscrutable behavior if you ask me. If you want to hear more bonus...

This week the boys talk about overhearing some real dummies talking, turtle porn, and car hookahs. Then they help a caller who has been called a dry texter and another person who’s bf selectively didn’t mention he went to a strip club for a friend’s birthday. Gotta come clean, bro. So to speak. If you want to hear more bonus content please go to patreon.com/midnightsnacktv and support the boys the...