Born in the Eighties

Turn on "Big Button Mode" and listen in to this week's episode! We talk of twinks, smurfing and MMO's of days gone bye. We also learn of wizarding plumbing problems, and high school dating stories. Make sure to subscribe, subs get snapchat!

John Mcafee is tweeting about whales, millennials are fake selling out on Instagram, teens are red pilling themselves in high school, and everybody is poor.  Eat the Rich, Happy 2019.

It is time to rewind for 2018. We don't know anyone on youtube at all, Jon has opinions on the Netflix Evangelion redub, TJ is no-stop smashing brothers, and Matt is still taking those country roads in Fallout 76. Thank the bus driver, and Merry Christmas.

You thought 2017 was terrible?  Let me tell you about a little year called 2018!  Jon and Matt are joined by Kirsten and Lauren to watch Netflix's own "A Christmas Prince".  It is pretty bad, it has spina bifida, a very old mom, and some sick fake news journalism takes.  Pop some muscle relaxers, crack some nog, and listen in.

This episode is full of many things kind of skeezy.  NSFW Tumblr blogs, Fallout 76, Yahoo Answers, and much more.  Join the skeeze, be the skeeze.

TJ will be your sodamelier this evening. Can I suggest the Mtn. Dew Ice as a fine pairing with your Evangelion on Netflix watching experience? To deal with the news of Nintendo's settlement with the ROM websites, may I suggest a vintage Pepsi Holiday Spice? For dealing with a broken Blue Yeti Mic mid-recording, you'll need some of the strong stuff, can I suggest an imported Filipino Pepsi Blue?

Jon recounts a youthful indiscretion, TJ details a "hot pocket" situation, Matt becomes un-muffled, and we all take a trip into seduction-land.  Grab your gofundme scam money and come along for the ride!

Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed, She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb, In the shape of an "L" on her forehead. - Nickleback

TJ is busy hocking a Pachinko machine, while Jon and Matt play 2018's latest games!  Fallout 76 and Red Dead Redemption 2.  Get your Blizzcon and Playstation Classic takes here as well.

Come visit the Good Doctor, have a potion!  Don't ask what is in the potion! Just drink it!  Don't buy a UV light to inspect your carpets when you have a puppy!  Don't go on nextdoor.com Visit the Good Doctor, TRUST THE GOOD DOCTOR

What is that URL again? Matt plays serial cleaner, TJ is an Iphone doctor, and Jon laments a split in anime providers. Since it is a spooky Halloween episode that was totally planned, we talk about terrifying prions and missing skulls! Good luck sleeping now, Happy Halloween.

Battle Psycho hose beasts, the viet cong, and climate change! Matt has a preview of Fallout 76, TJ's world ends with you, and Jon is in the jungles of 'nam in Rising Storm 2. Cut through the youtube copyright bs and bag your leaves! Listen to BITE today!

Jon is now the ace of spays, as his lil pup went through her surgery. Matt is looking at eye-mouthed frogs, and playing PS4 games for the first time. TJ continues to ponder his employment, and the labor market in general as he prepares to fix some iphones himself. Drink your LaCroix now, and listen to a true story that happened, all this week on Born in the Eighties.

Bowsette has got it goin' on.  For some reason talk of Mario morphs into talk of italian food.  We give more advice to the woebegone Yahoo answers crowd, and Jon details a car pranking scheme.  TJ talks about pee goats, and Matt learns about how awesome drinking turpentine is.  Lock your chompette in her kennel and listen to this episode RIGHT NOW!

Jon feels guilty for flaking on a friend, TJ is employed, and Matt has completed his podcast homework. We discuss ancient walmart finds, chainsaw usage, west of loathing, nextdoor posts, mosquitos going crazy, and haunted nursery rhyme music. TJ also starts up a new relationship advice answers section, all that and more un-safety advice this week!

TJ completes a lengthy quest on Twitch. Jon brings back an old segment, and tasks his co-hosts with homework assignments. NBA 2k19 is played, Matt's sleep schedule is tested, and Jon is a puppy dad. Warm up the hot stove, take off your pants in front of strangers and tune in now!

This week we talk about sports. Jon is having a football related meltdown, and Matt has sampled one of the greatest children's sports movies of all time. We look through the massive amount of children's sports movies of the mid 90's, and talk about NBA 2k19 monetization, TJ's job hunt, and we hear some stories of things that actually happened on reddit.

Matt has returned from Iceland, with many stories from the land of the penis museum and Robbie Rotten.  TJ counts down the most toxic fanbases, Jon watches liveleak live, and we visit his neighborhood.  Also, beware of white supremacist mario, he is a bad egg.    

Spanky and Euan from the "While Away" podcast join TJ and I for a Mattless episode of this show. We talk casinos, memes, teen titans, emulators, kingdom hearts, disenchantment, cloak and dagger, and a Penguin's Memory. Plenty to unpack there.

Tallywhacker, donger, bait and tackle, twig and berries, johnsons, units, dingle-dang, schlong ... the internet is full of them.  TJ has seen too much.  Airshow disasters, Iceland, and old sears catalogs, this episode is chock full with all of the above.

We decide it is time to #cancelwhitepeople and #freetj  This week's free-wheelin -sode discusses quitting retail, racism, tanacon, shifty labor propositions, mission creep, weddings, card quest, and things that definitely actually happened.

Jon has a new mouse, and a new dog. Things are pretty crazy. TJ has his car broken in to, and he breaks in to a new anime series. Matt is deep into gaming with his new controller, and has some thoughts on Hollow Knight. Get your Sears Wishbook out, and listen to this week's Born in the Eighties.

TJ is in pain, Matt is making music and pondering fish farts, and Jon has a new puppy and is very tired.  Don't let a cloud eat you, don't James Gunn yourself, delete twitter and support your public library!

We revisit a classic, condemn Twitter to death, play Hollow Knight, purchase controllers, and say goodbye to loved ones... all in one action packed episode.

In the age of online shaming and social media, we need to make sure we are squeaky clean, and free of anime, because it is 100% bad.... mostly.