Born in the Eighties

Please talk to little Timmy, he is a member of the family.  It doesn't matter that he is stuffed, or that he is a mouse, he is your brother in law, and you MUST RESPECT TIMMY!

This is a Jon-less affair.  Matt hosts a rollickin' sode where topics range from 80's movie sequels and remakes, to the McDonald's cinematic universe.  TJ has an AITA quandary, and Spanky joins for the episode.

This episode starts off heavy as TJ recounts a harrowing experience at work.  Matt continues to play world of warcraft "classic" and Jon starts a new MMO addiction of the final fantasy variety.  Tune in to experience the opposite of that pleasant tingling feeling, that is the Born in the Eighties promise!

Matt drinks beer, Jon rants about Evangelion, and TJ brings a whopper of a doozy to the show.  Clink away and drop those coins into a bucket in private, don't wake your family please.

This week Matt chats about Vanilla World of Warcraft, Jon boards the reddit "ship" to make you feel better about your personal lives, and TJ finds a new subreddit for us.  Thanks, I hate it!

TJ is sampling sodas of the diet variety, Matt is playing a video game from 2005, and Jon is bringing tales of brexit mishaps and sociopathic significant others.  Also, E3 Happened, I guess.

Matt keeps it WoW classic, TJ wonders if he is the asshole, and Jon brings some reddit ships to make us all feel better about ourselves.  That, and a lot of scat talk.

TJ finds an interesting new subreddit, Jon attempts to solve racism, and Matt gets pro - biotic.  Also, Classic World of Warcraft is taking over all of our lives.

We chat about skeezy beauty and gaming #youtube content creators. TJ is back on the Pokemon Go train, and Matt wants to hop in that boxcar.  Jon rants about Call of Duty Black Ops 4, and ponders the new addiction that will be WoW Classic.

The NBA Finals are approaching, so Jon wants to break down the remaining mascots.  TJ has a bone to pick with some corporate twitter accounts, and Matt has seen the Endgame, and is ready to spoil it.

Depressing, surprising, surprisingly depressing... That is what deprising is all about. 2019 in a nutshell. TJ demos Nintendo's Labo VR. Jon rants about rich people again, and we discuss Disney live action movies, Coco, Avatar, spying sisters, and dating age gaps. It is all very... deprising.

Jon pines for multiplayer FPS gaming of ages past, Matt gets spooky on an alpha midnight ghost hunt, and TJ trains in the dojo of Cobra Kai.  We also deal with a bragging date in this week's answers section.

After falling down the feed of a low key Korean Frozen tumblr fetish account, the guys decide to record a podcast.  TJ shares some ramen hacks, Matt watched Hereditary, and Jon has a bad theater experience watching US.  Get plating, and watch out for Karen, she'll tell your manager.

Jon goes car shopping, TJ dreams of anime food wars, Matt has problems with #brands there are anime music video sites, and opossums having oproblems!

How much would you pay for a cameo?  Matt discovers the terrible wonders of Cameo, TJ fails at speedrunning, and Jon dishes out some vegan facts.

Jon reads a cancerous press release, TJ becomes a paperclip piling powerhouse, and Matt gets all up in the disappointing Virtual Bart.  We talk furry terminology, eighth grade, james gunn, and so much more.

Tj's got some tales of tooth trouble, Jon is excited about buying power equipment and flipping virtual houses.  Matt is just ape-ing out everywhere, and we all talk twitch tactics.

Jon is knee deep in BLOPS4, TJ is excited at a new pokemon game, and Matt just has to criticize everything Jon has ever done.  We walk down the history of Born in the Eighties, and look at some B.S. podcasting services.  Please spread the word, share quotable clips, and work that SEO.

TJ just can't get enough of them Jorts, Matt remembers a tour of Green Day past, and Jon buys more movie posters.  Rocko's Modern Life, Black Ops 4, and blindfolded Rhythm Heaven, along with the return of a fan favorite game!

Jon falls into the depths of the internet again, and a macabre game is played. TJ is T-spinning through the new Nintendo news, and Matt is thinking of the wrong kind of bum fight.

Jon rants about capture equipment costs, TJ schools everyone on tax law, and Matt has some news about a new VR game.  We all assist a hapless soul with probably the worst relationship ever.  Macklemore sucks, there, I said it.

We do a Mickey Quickie on Kingdom Hearts 3, Jon talks about Konosuba, Matt watches Solo, we are joined by Spanky from the while away podcast, we uncover some deep lore on Goofy's Italian Wife during TJ's BITE Answers segment.

Matt, TJ, and Jon find out what Kingdom Hearts characters they are. #Hackthemenu returns with online ordering tips. Jon plays Slay the Spire, and we try to help a lady with some attention in a gym.

This week we are joined by very special guest and well known voice you've heard while browsing a Gamestop, Cole Watson! Quizbot returns to grill our guest, and topics range from the animated abomination of the Rapsittee Street Kids to Chompette and how to actually land IN the friend zone.

Get those fortnite dancing and dabbing hours in while they are still legal! Check out the Epic Games store, and old game show re-runs on Netflix. Matt sees a Poppins return, Jon plays "Bandersnatch" and TJ has some Nintendo Switch Online rumors. Beware the giant VR women, and tune in today!