Born in the Eighties

Join the polycule!  We discuss bidets, last night in soho, the house of the dragon, the orville, for all mankind, potato preparation, sandman, the current marketing problem with the term "swingers" and we personally forgive eachother for having student loans.

This is a dilly of a pickle of an episode.  We do some AITA guessing both equally funny and depressing.  Discover the character "Hat Boy", and not to trust paternity tests.  TJ witnesses the circle of life unfold, and Jon saw a Star Wars movie, finally.

Jon complains a lot in this one, Matt decides to leave the call, and we all hate how much we are paying to watch shit now.

Whatever you do, don't eat Mom's popsicles.

Well, you gotta go sometime right? Might as well get an award.

The boys talk about the boys, Jon tests his paxlovid mouth on a switch cartridge, we discuss how difficult it is to figure out which comics to buy, and TJ comes up with a new show segment.

Well, why don't y'all come down to my big trailer!?  This is exactly the type of super boring game that Jon will be interested in!  Not like any of the games announced in Summer Games Fest 2022.

Don't even ask about what happened to episode 456.  Here, distract yourself with some of this.. uhh... whatever it is called.. uhh.. zippy poppy.

This rabbit man, he is cramping my style.  Time to go on the internet and tell a bunch of strangers about my personal problems and insecurities.  This will definitely go well for me.

If you are gonna get tomatoes, you better make sure they are a tier.  Especially if you are headed to applebees for your exclusive TOP GUN MAVERICK cocktail for after the show. Get some apps and taps today!

You know what really hits the spot? An ice cold glass of water.  Feels good on the ol b-hole too.

Do you wanna Fanta?  Jon is disappointed he cannot consume misery.  We all lament gamers in general, as well as expensive vacations.  Maybe we just need to Git Gud?  Or maybe we all need to become old man wrestlers.

Jon finds out what space tastes like, Matt views a King's Man, Antkeeping is discussed, as well as how spicy things are. Вперед, Україно!

Who wants to get into a fight at Wal-mart?  How about sneaking around your own home for loot?  What about working at a drive in theater?  Go GOBLIN MODE!!!

McDonald's is making a mockery of menu hacking, We want to get in on the grift, Spanky does not want to hear about limbs, and we love ourselves a pocket monster

Microsoft makes a big purchase, Jon melts down over web3 and crypto, and Matt becomes a smelter.  TJ eats Taco Bell.

We find the happiest place on earth.  

Twitter Bad. 2021 Bad.

Yeah, we had Pilk.  What of it?  Is it good? Is it bad?  Listen to find out.

Dune, NFT's, Pilk, Hell.  End the world already.

You gotta be careful with those nozzles.  This is not a reference to passing kidney stones either.

This is the episode where Jon talks about buying games on ebay, repro carts, getting your own screwdriver to open cartridges, and testing your significant other's allergies without them knowing.

I guess like... Mario is the most famous italian-american now right?  Maybe Snooki?  Who knows at this point.

"I never thought Leopards would eat MY face!" sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.

Jon has a VCR that is too stubborn to work, TJ elaborates on twitch "Hate Raids", we talk about our algorhythmic future, pine about riding the rails, rant about vaccine denial awards, and put centrism on blast.