Born in the Eighties

Ooooh sorry! Is your rental unit haunted? That isn't covered under our maintenence policy.  You should get the apartment cleansed, at your own expense of course.  Also, how many entities did you say were staying with you? 2? Well, if you have more than 4 in the apartment, we will need to increase your rent!    

Ken would probably join the union right?  I would hope so, or Ron Perlman might burn his house down.  Those giant enemy crabs look great in HD though right?  Maybe you could mod your 3ds to play whatever game that reference is from? It has to be easier than assembling a salad right?  Before we start, say it with me now, RIIIIDGGEEE RAACCCCEEEERRR!!!!

TJ takes his family into the wild wild wilderness, Spanky hates youtube, Matt ponders what alimony is, and Jon wonders about the ethics of consuming "furries".  All that and we play another round of "Um Actually".

We have to DISRUPT the paradigm of podcasting.  We Millennials four will judge our peers, and judge them harshly.  We will also attempt to make this one "hearable", as long as TJ just THINKS for once in his life.

Why does everyone have to turn their hobby into a side hustle? I just want some .stl's man.  We delve into the BITE archives and chat some history, as well as worry about the kids vlogging.  Jon spills like half a bottle of gatorade on his desk, and TJ attempts to save a bird.  We also talk about the Playstation Summer Games Event.

The grapes had to escape torture devices, or be squashed.  Is it possible to save crystal play doh?  TJ has some melon crushers that you could use, if you need them.  Also, if you are being filmed at a disc golf tournament, please belch as loudly and longly as you possibly can.  Thanks.

Maybe that is why the kakes are so tasty? Hmm? You have a lot to answer for Tastykake, and I am not letting you off the hook either Little Debbie.

When I experiment in the kitchen, it always ends up making faux-healthy expensive soda alternatives.  I don't know about you.

If you eat too many pizza toppings, you are going to blow out your gamer chair.

There should be an AI for napkin folding designs right?  Probably would be just as useful as chatGPT, or Bard, or whatever the hell Google or Microsoft are trying to shove into their search engines.  Also, it sucks to be a third wheel, take the hint and go relax in a scented bath, bonus points if you can pet your service dog from the bathtub.

Matt asks for anime recommendations and Jon is almost too happy to oblige.  Spanky considers the rules of a problematic age gap as we talk through some more of Reddit's "Am I the Asshole", and TJ hosts another edition of "Um, Actually!". Who will win? Who will lose? Tune in to find out.

Everyone has an origin story

Man, neanderthals really had it rough, no kombucha, monkfruint extract, erythritol, APFSDS rounds, or Playstation Plus?  How did they get by?!  

This guy wants to kick the coolest person out of their party.  

Look, sometimes you need to banish your party guests to their cold car, because they are eating potato salad.

Can I get uhh... a podcast episode?  Maybe with some talking about bathrooms and bar rescue?  What about the best and worst drive thrus? Or, the Amazon TV show Invincible, or the Rian Johnson movie Glass Onion?  You got one of those?

Don't leave any of the pig to waste!  It is all good, Spanky knows well.  We all list our favorite movie candies and take a stand against family hazing rituals.  TJ curates another edition of "um actually" and we all try not to think of the relentless march of time for one week more.

Look, we are all geriatric millennials here.  We got kids or got friends with kids.  It is tough to find time to hang out sometimes.  It is also tough because our significant others keep EATING OUR FOOD!  Jon and Spanky battle it out in "Um, Actually!" and we talk about Mastodon a whole heck-ton.

Not all heroes wear capes.  Some of them interrupt Thanksgiving dinner, for the best of reasons, and they are definitely not the asshole.  Jon saw Mercury's burlesque show, TJ hosts another edition of "Um Actually" and we are all confused over what happened with Matthew Broderick in Ireland in the 80's.

The internet sucks Elon Musk is ruining Twitter (even more than we could have imagined) and we need to go back.  Back to a time when the internet was good.  Wait.. was the internet ever good?

Man, maybe we should move to Ecuador huh?  I mean, the plumbing is shit, but you know how much we love a bidet!  Twitter continues to implode, and we have a post elections breakdown of how crappy our country will be for the next 2 years. Hooray!

Look, when things need to get done, you gotta hammer on that x button.  We discuss the popularity rankings of slashfiction, what companies made money from the Nazis, and how to talk to the police!  We also comment on what appears to be the beginning of the end of Twitter.  Man.. PS2 era games were wild...

You gotta keep your piers healthy.  Barnacles, seaweed, moss, so many things can be unhealthy for your pier.  

Nothing is more refreshing than a Hot Car Soda.  If you want to ruin your life, drink a poisonous melon soda.  Otherwise sit back and enjoy listening to Jon slowly die from poisoning over this episode.

Yeah, I know that harboring large amounts of radioactive material is not on the lease agreement.. but yeah, you are evicted.