Boozy's Legal Funhouse

Send us Fan Mail Join Boozy and the Certified Legal Layman, Alkali, as they speak to a crowd live at Columbus, Ohio's Anthrohio 2026 convention to discuss a case where a squirrel may or may not have set a car on fire and the discovery shenanigans that followed! Case Materials HERE Legal Funhouse Theme by Status Ferret. Check out his stuff here ! Support the show Support Boozy and the show ove...

Send us Fan Mail Join Boozy and the Certified Legal Layman, Alkali, for a discussion of preclusive acts, res judicata, civil rights actions, and the pettiest man in horse racing bringing lawsuits for his right to piss of a colleague with this episode of Boozy's Legal Funhouse! Case materials available on Patreon! Legal Funhouse Theme by Status Ferret. Check out his stuff here ! Support the sh...

Send us Fan Mail Join Boozy and the certified legal layman, Alkali, for a discussion of the law of Eminent Domain,  views, jury trials, and when having the meats isn't the same as having the evidence with this discussion of a highway, a warehouse, and the Arby's Exception to the law in the case of Commonwealth of Kentucky v. PTL Warehousing, LLC, et. al. (Ky. App. 2021) Also:  Time Trave...

Send us Fan Mail Join Boozy, the certified legal layman Alkali, and their special guest voice actor and criminal defense attorney Krystal LaPorte for a live recording at Furthemore 2026 in Baltimore, Maryland! This time they explore the law of agency, when you have to pay a real estate broker, and dirty dealings in the early 20th Century Baltimore hotel market from the ballroom of the historic and...

Send us Fan Mail This time Boozy sits down with the Certified Legal Layman, Alkali, for a discussion of how the United States simply decided that the Sixth Amendment didn't apply to the poors by dissecting the history leading up to the landmark case of Gideon v. Wainwright, which established the concept of a state-run public defender's office. Also, AI gets someone more jail time and a s...

Send us Fan Mail Join Boozy and Alkali at Fursquared 2026 as they dedicate themselves to trying and stay on a schedule this year with a discussion of the statute of limitations, the difference between manslaughter and murder, and what happens when you keep a nerdy sex slave in the attic with the case of Otto Sanhuber - the F***boi in the Attic! Recorded live at Fursquared 2026 in Milwaukee, Wiscon...

Send us Fan Mail Boozy talks about the recent front of the culture wars as it relates to law with the recent orders of the Texas and Florida Supreme Courts wherein they decide they'll create their own law school accreditation process - with Blackjack and Hookers. Legal Funhouse Theme by Status Ferret. Check out his stuff here ! Support the show Support Boozy and the show over on Patreon , Kof...

Send us Fan Mail Hey everyone! Welcome to a new Bi-Weekly thing until we have the podcast back up and running full bore with "Boozy's Bits," where I'll pop in and discuss a legal or political matter briefly! This first one is a discussion of Magisterial District Judge Amy Zanelli's recent Warhammer inspired issues with the Pennsylvania Judicial Conduct Board! Links to disc...

Send us Fan Mail Join Boozy and the Certified Legal Layman, Alkali, as they record another live episode of Boozy's Legal Funhouse. This time, at Anthrocon 2025, the pair discuss the Pennsylvania case of Friends of Danny DeVito v. Wolf , wherein a conservative politician capitalizing on a liberal actor's name attempted to overturn the Governor's orders relating to the COVID-19 lockdo...

Send us Fan Mail Join Boozy and a panel of folks, including Draggor and Iggy as well as a sock puppet pretending to be Alkali, for an episode of Boozy's Legal Funhouse recorded live at AnthrOhio 2025 in Columbus, Ohio.  With Alkali off in Vegas, Boozy reached into the bag of "let's get political" to discuss the concept of birthright citizenship and how the Supreme Court has hel...

Send us Fan Mail Join Boozy and the Certified Legal Layman, Alkali, as they appear live again to record another episode of the Legal Funhouse at Motor City Furry Convention's 2025 event in Ypsilanti, Michigan. This time the two discuss the intersection of First Amendment rights, levels of review used in constitutional challenges, and engaging in oral sex through walls as they review the cases...

Send us Fan Mail Join Boozy and the Certified Legal Layman, Alkali, as they once again take the show on the road to Furthemore 2025 in another live recording. In this episode the pair discuss the concept of the Public Trust Doctrine and what that means when two people from New Jersey have their beachfront home subjected to the traffic of lowly peons as North Carolina courts answer the question of...

Send us Fan Mail Join Boozy and his Certified Legal Layman, Alkali, as they appear live to record at Fursquared 2025.  Joining in the haunted masquerade, the duo discuss a case of spirits with a particular interest in the distribution of a nice old lady's estate and her family's desire to get a piece of the money. Also featured - The military fired its lawyers, we may be screwed. Legal F...

Send us Fan Mail Join Boozy and the Certified Legal Layman, Alkali, joined by special guest Buddy Goodboy - an actual honest to god research attorney - for another holiday episode with three Santas of increasing horrendous nature to ring in another year!  Recorded while Boozy was recovering from surgery and high on painkillers, and sounding like it was recorded in a bathroom because the host could...

Send us Fan Mail Join Boozy and the certified legal layman, Alkali, as they both return from a long and unplanned hiatus just in time for that holiday where everyone gorges themselves on turkey.   It's time to give thanks for three turkey day themed lawsuits surrounding the theories of negligence as they involve eating human remains, trains, and relatives you really don't want to invite...

Send us Fan Mail Join Boozy and Alkali as we discuss how a long running feud of two founding fathers constantly trying to piss off the other one led to the concept of judicial review and the creation of a court that has daily reminded the American public they are essentially black-robed gods as we discuss the case of Marbury v. Madison live at Anthrocon 2024 in Pittsburgh! HUGE shoutout this episo...

Send us Fan Mail Join Boozy and the Certified Legal Layman, Alkali for a supersized episode of high sea slaughter as they discuss the criminal defense of necessity and whether the law of the sea or the law of the land controls cases where a cabin boy looks like a leg of lamb. Also in this episode, a brief discussion of what the hell the two have been up to, Alkali promotes his new Twitch event, an...

Send us Fan Mail Join Boozy and the Certified Legal Layman, Alkali, as they record another show on the road at Motor City Furry Con 2024 in beautiful Ypsilanti, Michigan before a live audience!  This time they're discussing pregnant cows, material mistakes, sticking it to banks, and that time Jesus tried to pull a gun on his lawyer as they go over the case of Sherwood v. Walker ! Materials co...

Send us Fan Mail Join Boozy and his Certified Legal Layman live at Furthemore 2024 in beautiful Crystal City, Virginia as they discuss statutory interpretation when it comes to how vague a criminal law must be before it's actually invalid!  Featuring DUIs, multiple abortions, failures to properly preserve issues for appeal, and the worst cut and paste error in the history of law! Supporting D...

Send us Fan Mail Join Boozy and the Certified Legal Layman, Alkali, for this episode recorded in front of a live audience in Milwaukee as they discuss the case of Lavinia Goodell, the first female lawyer admitted to practice in front of the Wisconsin Supreme Court, and how it took two lawsuits and re-writing the law itself to make the court agree with her. Notes for this episode available on the P...

Send us Fan Mail Join your Ho-Ho-Host the Boozy Badger and his Certified Legal Layman, Alkali, for this festive special episode of Boozy's Legal Funhouse.  Last year we examined a case with two Santas, so ow could we possibly top that? HOW ABOUT ANOTHER SANTA!  This year it's a Tale of Three Santas as we examine name change petitions and that time Santa got arrested for motor vehicle cod...

Send us Fan Mail Join Boozy and his Certified Legal Layman, Alkali, as they discuss that slapfighting lawyers, that time a shirt incriminated a guy, the limits of unlocking your cellphone, and the protections of the Fifth Amendment and when they don't apply in this episode of Boozy's Legal Funhouse! Legal Funhouse Theme by Status Ferret. Check out his stuff here ! Support the show Suppor...

Send us Fan Mail Join Boozy and his Certified Legal Layman, Alkali, as they finally return after a long hiatus of dealing with personal problems and houseguests for an episode of Boozy's Legal Funhouse where they discuss a case out of Illinois about the limits of free speech, spiteful neighbors, and qualified immunity on this episode of Boozy's Legal Funhouse! Legal Funhouse Theme by Sta...

Send us Fan Mail Join Boozy and the Certified Legal Layman, Alkali, for a discussion of cases where the government decided to seize someone's animals - or animal shaped things - based on a reading of the law that ended up being somewhat incorrect.  In this episode the pair look at how the placement of a word, or the definition of a term, can greatly impact the application of the law it create...

Send us Fan Mail Join Boozy and his certified legal layman, Alkali, for a discussion of Sovereign Immunity and why you can't sue the government even when the coroner completely messes up their job in this special recording made LIVE at Anthrocon 2023! Legal Funhouse Theme by Status Ferret. Check out his stuff here ! Support the show Support Boozy and the show over on Patreon , Kofi , or maybe...