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Theo has come down with "baby madness" (he had a baby), so Lucy, Andrew, and Ben are left to their own devices to help Scott Adams hypnotise you into doing a big cum. All this plus: flights to nowhere, secret subterranean man-caves, and shooting your own dick off. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mail...

He's the sentient mandog with a million names. Get this and also the rest of our bonus episodes at patreon.com/BoontaVista

It's another installment of The Theo Philes, as Ben and Theo surprise and delight each other with the incredible post-death life of Ötzi the Iceman and the horrible pre-death unlife of Shingy. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 180...

Andrew, Theo, and Ben talk about an important update in the realm of Moon Law, the stress levels in baboon hierarchies, cutting your hand off to spite your insurance company, and mysterious seals. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and leave us a question or a message on...

Is it weird to go on a holiday with another couple? Is it weirder yet to go on a holiday with another couple and *not* have sex with them? Subscribe at patreon.com/BoontaVista to get this full bonus episode and, furthermore, all of the other bonus episodes.

Trump's beautiful boaters are facing Poseidon's damp wrath, Tony Abbott has changed his mind about whether old people deserve to live, The Man Who Ruins Funerals, and Queensland Police continue to be monsters. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and leave us a question or...

There's no lonelier creature on God's green Earth than the primate that rafts alone to South America. Subscribe at patreon.com/BoontaVista to get this full bonus episode and, furthermore, all of the other bonus episodes.

Here's an unlocked episode of the Patreon-exclusive series 'The Boney Island Whitefish', in which Boonta Vista's Andrew and Trashfuture's Riley recap season 5 of the extremely ridiculous Bones. To get the whole series, subscribe at https://www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Chapo Trap House's Will Menaker joins Andrew and Riley for an all-showrunner display of podcasting fundamentals. This week the b...

Theo and Ben are joined by Free To A Good Home's Ben Jenkins to talk about the strange and troubling world of space law as it relates to selling pieces of the moon to nerds. *** Outro: Poor Moon - Canned Heat *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and leave us a question or...

Everyone's here to talk about the magic ticket machine beneath King George Square, accepting the risk that a fish might kill you at any moment, the Masked Singer not being quite masked enough, and the failing body of Steve Bannon. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and l...

Sex doll sales are through the roof, scientists are reanimating pig brains, and children are running amok in Sydney's casinos. Plus, is there a scam so heinous even Andrew won't endorse it? Find out, in this week's episode of this podcast. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call...

On this episode of Patreon-exclusive The Boney Island Whitefish, Chapo Trap House's Will Menaker joins us to ponder taking over the last Blockbuster in America to become VHS pornography sommeliers to the discerning customers of Bend, Oregon. It's an all-showrunner display of podcasting fundamentals as Bones solves the greatest conspiracy of our time. ----- Subscribe at http://patreon.com/BoontaVis...

A nude German man has his valuables stolen by a wild boar. The bubonic plague rears its ugly head. Jim "Jim's Mowing" Penman rears his. All this plus a double-header of Paging Dr Lucy and all-new segment 'Bean to Bar'. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and leave us a qu...

In these trying times it can be hard to know what to do to make a difference, but in the UK it's as easy as eating out to help out. Subscribe at http://patreon.com/BoontaVista to get this full bonus episode and, furthermore, all of the other bonus episodes.

Theo and Ben debut their new spin-off series The Theo Philes, in which they tell each other about weird shit they think is interesting. In this first episode it's devastating corporate malfeasance and environmental negligence, and also a cool rock. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailbag@boontavista....

Doctors refuse to tell you that a common side effect of having an appendectomy is that your foreskin will be missing when you wake up. Subscribe at patreon.com/BoontaVista for access to this and all of our other bonus episodes.

Andrew, Lucy and Theo are climbing into a warm, comfy electric vehicle and getting ready to confront the New World Order by bravely buying a sausage at the local hardware franchise. Also, in a very concerning development someone has armed the British monkeys. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailbag@b...

In this week's bonus episode, Andrew, Ben, and Theo talk about Andrew having his appendix ripped out, Wolfmother's outsider art foray into EDM, and the modern scientific consensus on male bisexuality. To support the show and get the full bonus episode, subscribe on Patreon at patreon.com/BoontaVista

Andrew, Lucy, and Ben are joined by New York Times tech writer Mike Isaac to get deep into bean chat, the fuckedness of Airbnb, the Brazilian resistance emu, and the impenetrable mystery of Adelaide's COVID mobile. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and leave us a questi...

Lucy, Andrew, and Theo face the cold, hard truth about Beyoncé's nationality, learn about the rats overwhelming New York City, and pass the Pennsylvania bar exam. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on th...

In this week's bonus episode, Andrew, Lucy, Theo, and Ben peer into the mailbag to answer questions on de-red pilling your dad, who should replace the ibuprofen, how much bean is too much bean, and what that butter do. To support the show and get the full bonus episode, subscribe on Patreon at patreon.com/BoontaVista

Andrew, Lucy, Theo, and Ben are all here to talk about Dan Andrews turning public housing into Dredd (2012), whether or not the contiguous United States will be here in a decade, and NSW Police making and selling their own drugs to stop drugs being made and sold. *** Andrew, Lucy, and Ben take a break from spoiling the end of Uncut Gems to talk about hysterical, dairy-addled cops pretending to be...

Andrew, Theo, and Ben fend off space madness on the ISS to talk about scientists giving monkeys human brains, monkeys with regular brains terrorising towns, discount airplane food, and the pointlessness of fact-checking Trump. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and leave...

We're unlocking our bonus episodes for the indefinite time period in which people are self-quarantining, because when all you have is a podcast, everything looks like a problem you solve with podcast episodes. Enjoy! *** Andrew, Lucy, and Ben take a break from spoiling the end of Uncut Gems to talk about hysterical, dairy-addled cops pretending to be poisoned to make people like them, and try fit...

Lucy, Theo, and Ben go through the hall of fame of Australian public figures claiming they've been hacked, plus the famous "Lime scooter rant." *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter...