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Journalist and preeminent Craig Kelly researcher Cam Wilson joins us to talk about the history and influence of Australia's most notorious backbencher-cum-horse-medicine-for-humans-advocate. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-...

Andrew, Ben, and Theo introduce everyone's favourite classic segment, The Poll Report. Plus: one dubious injustice and one less-dubious injustice in sunny old England, and Shane Warne's favourite flicks.*** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and leave us a question or a mess...

This week behind the Iron Paywall: How Brexit is disrupting the eel fishing trade, but mostly what the fuck is up with eel fishing. Get the full episode at our Patreon right here: patreon.com/BoontaVista

Lucy, Andrew, and Ben talk about getting parenting advice from the man who stole your car, the cow that stayed at-large from authorities for far too long, big fish dicks, and living at the airport Kirbying the security guards. Read Jesse's paper here: https://www.int-res.com/abstracts/meps/v658/feature/ Outro music: Fish - Mr Scruff *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscrib...

Bad news: the extremely hackable Internet of Things chastity device has been hacked. Andrew, Lucy, and Ben talk through this plus the Korean government's advice for keeping pregnant women fuckable, and Pete Evans' future political career.

How much does a pig have to look like you before it's beyond a shadow of a doubt that you fucked that pig's mother? All this and more in the newest installment of The Theo Philes, available at patreon.com/BoontaVista.

Andrew, Theo, and Ben look at what's happening in the US through the only lens we know: how dipshit Australian columnists are responding to it. Plus: Theo bought a Škoda. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answer...

We're back! 2021! Nothing bad whatsoever will happen this year! Andrew, Theo, and Ben look at the absolute chaos that seemingly grips the Netherlands at New Years, and investigate some of Australia's most famous balloon crashes. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and lea...

Lucy, Andrew, and Ben finish up the year with compelling stories of internet friendship, crime, boner pills as food, and what happens when your parents destroy your enormous collection of pornography. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and leave us a question or a messag...

Andrew, Theo, and Ben talk through all the exciting things happening at Foursquare, check-in with the New Jersey man using a sonic cannon to try and kill God, and learn all about the incredible folklore of the Kyrgyz Republic. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and leave...

Andrew, Lucy, and Theo are joined by journalist Jim Malo to talk about Australia's (alleged) war crimes in Afghanistan, our dipshit media's response to those war crimes, and China using those war crimes to own Australia on Twitter. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and...

Sometimes it's pretty easy to figure out what went wrong with a helicopter crash. This bonus episode could be yours if you subscribe to our beautiful, handsome Patreon at patreon.com/BoontaVista.

Lucy, Andrew, Theo, and Ben explore just how badly you can fuck up muck-up day, just how much Australian journalists want to be the Neutral Planet Guy, and just how easy it is to film your own ass shitting while you're on a video call. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in...

Andrew, Theo, and Ben learn about the startlingly lucrative world of racing pigeons. This episode and all our other bonus episodes available at patreon.com/BoontaVista

It's an unlocked bonus episode! We've got some shit on this week so we're digging into the archives! *** In this episode of The Theo Philes: Ben and Theo delve into the moral panic around the freedoms that the bicycle afforded to women, and the substances so unbelievably, hideously smelly you can't even study them. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: ww...

Australian Celebrity Chef/Conspiracy Theorist Pete Evans is back and he's crazier than ever! You'd need a state of the art Biocharger NG to cure what's making him post white supremacist memes! We've also got Monster Wolf Robots, Redditor wedding trouble and another installation of Dutchwatch.

Lucy, Theo, and Andrew tackle Andrew Bolt's unflinching commitment to being the wrongest man in the room, Google's crackdown on Dutch seasonal racism, and Western Australia's disappearing time capsule problem. Plus: Theo very nearly does his famous "anthem rant" again. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at...

Lucy, Andrew, and Ben are boldly stepping up to the current events of the week and slapping them right in the face. In this episode: Eating out did not help out, the rat hole, getting toilet cucked, and a podcast that is even worse than this one. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.co...

Theo and Ben are in mourning for their favourite shortform video platform Quibi (2020-2020), learning about an earthworm-based mind control technology, and putting forth the suggestion that every single podcaster should be in jail, no exceptions. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.co...

Here's a clip from the episode that isn't us making fun of how Dutch sounds. If you want to hear the rest of the episode where we make fun of how Dutch sounds, subscribe at patreon.com/BoontaVista

The only thing worse than adults who are obsessed with Disneyland is whatever the hell is going on at the theme parks in the Netherlands. Plus: a horrifying installment of Nature Corner about the awful means by which snails make love. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in a...

Comedian, mime, and video game streamer Tom Walker joins Andrew and Lucy to talk them through the world of self-suck subreddits. This episode and all our other bonus episodes available at patreon.com/BoontaVista

If a hacker remotely locks your dick in a cage but you're wearing the cage hoping someone remotely locks your dick in there, have you really been hacked? Plus: charging entry to Bondi beach to democratise it, rescuing hikers with jetpacks, and Paging Dr Lucy. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailbag@b...

Hear more about roofs whipping clear off Teslas and also all our other bonus episodes at patreon.com/BoontaVista. Smooch smooch.

Andrew, Lucy, and Ben are joined by friend of the show, pervert, and Business Insider Australia editor JR Hennessy to talk about the ongoing fight between Australia's news publishers and the big boys over at Google and Facebook. In addition to this: using the secret to kill Donald Trump, and eels. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/Boon...