Boomer Death Squad

this week we take a look at our super funny and cool competitors at the babylon bee and their new book about how twitter isnt real life unless it hurts god's feelings. Next the military is unionizing, they're knocking on doors, seeing and hearing folx, and organizing their workplace to succeed from the tyranical biden regime (at least according to michael baxter) and also chelsea clinton has been...

this week we talk shatner and bezos' attempt at fully automated luxury space communism, then we click on an ad for a FREE trump GOLD PLATED coin for PATRIOTS. lastly we give an update on the secret military tribunals with two real raw news articles Join our discord -> discord.gg/WkuHgEckkX

this week we visit three schozophrenia style websites that we havent been to before. we go through some classic peteisms then check in on CRT, and lastly an update on the biden gaffes of the week. Join our discord -> discord.gg/WkuHgEckkX

short bonus episode because this week's was pretty short, we just shoot the shit for a little after we get back from the bar Join our discord -> discord.gg/WkuHgEckkX

this week we, as we do every week, have a waynedupree article about something that i already cant even remember, and i just edited this thing. Anyway so theres that and then we catch up on some more biden nominations. Then we catch up on trump and the TDS that still has a grip on new york Join our discord -> discord.gg/WkuHgEckkX

hey fellas sorry about the wait but our schedules changed again so we're gonna have to change upload dates for the forseable future. anyway this week we get into what really happened to facebook yesterday and then we introduce the Lt. Col. who got put in time out for having a poopy diapey. lastly we read the new and updated 14 words in how to destroy a judeo-christian society. Join our discord ->...

this week we revisit john brodigan on very real and serious news website louderwithcrowder, he tells us about the maga patriots in britain and all of the embarrasing blunders biden has made in the past week. then we introduce new conservative social media website Qux, the steam box of the maga world Join our discord -> discord.gg/WkuHgEckkX

action packed episode for you people this week with a double header (you heard that right) four friggen articles, we read about trump's 9/11 boxing gig, then get into #1 trump and missy crane enemy piers morgan getting his own show on fox. we finish up with back to back real raw news: the gates foundation is suing our favorite journalist and hunter biden has been compromised to a permanent end Joi...

we ring in the 20th anniversary of 9/11 with a classic waynedupree article about biden's failing brain and it's relationship to delicious, creamy, sweet ice cream. then we head back over the pond for like the third time this month to read some moron brit wax poetic about how osama invented woke cancel culture (on a side note i figured out how to use the board so the show will sound way better from...

pretty long cold open this week as we relay to you the news, then we return to real raw news for a peak into cuomo’s post-gubernatorial career, and lastly we read from some psycho in american heritage bitching about afghanistan and his twitter beefs Join our discord -> discord.gg/WkuHgEckkX

we do a longer cold open this week then get into some guy i found on twitter, greece's sneakiest guy and the cia's greasiest spook, marc polyamorousadopalopados. we talk about his tenure at cia, his time on the front lines of twitter, and his most iconic grifts Join our discord -> discord.gg/WkuHgEckkX

this week we talk about mike lindell again because jesus christ is that guy a walking adult swim show, this time he’s hiding a Qanon lady from the FBI for doing election style crimes. then we head across the pond to listen to the bitching and moaning of the pastiest empire in history about how unfair it was to leave afghanistan Join our discord -> discord.gg/WkuHgEckkX

this week we give you people another lesson in how to be a successful and sexy sigma male, then we catch up on mike lindell because that guy is truly a wellspring of content Join our discord -> discord.gg/WkuHgEckkX

howdy folks we’re back this week with a classic assortment of psychotic bullshit, hot fresh (raw) and ready for you little piggies (edit) i havent read this since i wrote it at like 7am before work, i guess i didnt finish it and i dont really feel like it now. ill still add the discord link though Join our discord -> discord.gg/WkuHgEckkX

im back in the great north east and so comes your weekly BDS, this week we get into ohio senate candidate jd vance, we talk about his tiny penis compared to his competition and why every republican in ohio hates him Join our discord -> discord.gg/WkuHgEckkX

this week we talk about our fun time in da big apple then we read about a Cowboy For Trump in one of the smartest guys i've ever read about, we also talk about the news Join our discord -> discord.gg/WkuHgEckkX

this week we actually managed to record on time but then an hour in matt's xlr cord stopped working so thats why we're so late, what are you gonna do, force majeure. anyway, we celebrate shark week with a dive into four of the biggest psychopaths on ABC series Shark Tank, we have a good time Join our discord -> discord.gg/WkuHgEckkX

this week we catch up with stephen crowder writer john brodigan and how his brain has been treating him, then we return to waynedupree for a missy crane style article about obama's panic attacks. Lastly we give an update on the florida republican primary russian hitsquad thing! Join our discord -> discord.gg/WkuHgEckkX

sorry we missed an upload didnt mean to but whatever, this week we do a longer cold open and then discuss the newest branch of Qanon thought, yoga morons in southern california! Join our discord -> discord.gg/WkuHgEckkX

this week we talk about the florida republican primary cold war, how cool it is, and how smart william braddock is. then we touch on the mayor of the overlook hotel, lori lightfoot, and her kubrick style psychotic break! Join our discord -> discord.gg/WkuHgEckkX

this week we head to the source of countless qanon execution claims, real raw news, and catch up on the day by day of james comey's military tribunal for pizza gate style crimes. then we investigate their liberal foil with an article in the intellectualist about the real world effects of trump derangement syndrome Join our discord -> discord.gg/WkuHgEckkX

this week we're coming at you with our highly anticipated takes on facebook instituting communist military tribunals in order to try and execute freedom loving patriots, we discuss the orwellian implications of this and it gets quite kafkaesque. then we read some waynedupree, it's a good time. Join our discord -> discord.gg/WkuHgEckkX

whats up fellas sorry this one is so late but i was hungover and then i was hungover again so i didnt feel like editing, nevertheless we persist. this week we talk new hunter biden controversey involving coolest politician ever marion barry, then we dive into new conservative russiagate Join our discord -> discord.gg/WkuHgEckkX

in our second episode this week we discuss Space Tsar Elon Musk's ambitions to annex multiple small Texas towns into Greater South Africa (Starbase, Texas), his methods to do so (dropping rockets on people's homes) and the alphabet son. Join our discord -> discord.gg/WkuHgEckkX

we're back from our completely intentional and planned hiatus recording in person for the first time! this week we inform the listener on the race for philly DA through the lens of republican candidate A Charles Peruto Jr's homicide case. Next we read about the military dullard who thinks joe is making the empire marxist Join our discord -> discord.gg/WkuHgEckkX