Boomer Death Squad

This week we're joined by Ty Wood of the Those Good Old Fashioned Values podcast to read about the epidemic of loneliness afflicting our species. What is going on? Is it the damn phones? Avocado toast maybe? One thing is for certain: conservatives are normal about it. TGOFV Patreon -> https://www.patreon.com/tgofv Our Patreon -> www.patreon.com/BoomerDeathSquad Join our discord -> discord.gg/WkuHg...

Peanut butter and marshmallow creme for $13. This week we read about the Great American State Fair. It's honestly such bullshit that it's only in DC. Why wouldn't they just put one in every state? The whole thing is just Trump doing goatse all day basically. Patreon -> https://www.patreon.com/BoomerDeathSquad Join our discord -> discord.gg/WkuHgEckkX

This week my beautiful cohosts Matt and Joe are MIA above / below harsh Bolivarian jungles searching for rescue parties and other special operators in conjunction with their mission, so I'm flying solo with you. I've cut together a bunch of stuff I cut from other episodes. Please enjoy. Join our discord -> discord.gg/WkuHgEckkX

This week we head over to the Daily Caller to read an open letter to the left, and so we take a check on how not mad they are. What do they have to be mad about, anyway? The White House UFC thing was soooo awesome, and it all made us think about giant awesome dicks, and guys with rock hard abs. Right? So what's to be mad about? Well Join our discord -> discord.gg/WkuHgEckkX

This week we're down a host so Matt and I read all about Glenn Danzig and his very normal politics and lyrics and merch. It seems that a lot of people are surprised when they learn he's a crazy guy. Join our discord -> discord.gg/WkuHgEckkX

This week we read all about the growing tumor presently gorging itself on America’s brain matter: prediction markets. How come they’re legal? How come they aren’t illegal? Is it because the president’s son is a principal investor of Kalshi and Polymarket? Yea, I mean, probably that’s why. Join our discord -> discord.gg/WkuHgEckkX

In the new era of right wing influencers, the legacy conservative media is scrambling to pick up the prospective shooter demographic, from Daily Wire to Fox News. This is The Decline and Fall of the Ben Shapiro Empire part II. We read about Fox News' attempt at reaching the kids,, and the Nazis and gambling websites they're partnering with to do so. Then we finish the article from last week about...

This week we read about the decline and fall of the Daily Wire Empire and Ben Shapiro's gigantic and growing eyebrows. He used to have the pulse of the conservative in this country, but no longer. America is now tying off and slamming Candace Owens and Tucker Carlson directly into our bloodstream, and Ben Shapiro doesn't get any pussy. Join our discord -> discord.gg/WkuHgEckkX

This week we talk Commiefornia politics. First the Gubernatorial race and then we read about the Republican ticket for Mayor of Los Angeles, The Hills own Spencer Pratt. The DSA endorsed him I'm pretty sure. Not my chapter though. Why is he running for Mayor? What are his policy positions? What are the scandalous arcs from his time as a reality TV heel? Listen and maybe we talk about it I don't re...

This week we read a review of that new book that came out about RFK Jr last month, which is what the newest animal mutilation story comes from. Apparently she stole his diary. Also, we catch up on the Real Raw News comment section because the RFK article was shorter than I was expecting, and those people are always on one. Join our discord -> discord.gg/WkuHgEckkX

Third times the charm? Maybe for the White House Ballroom! This week we read about the reaction to the White House Correspondence Dinner shooting in the conservative media, and then check in on the RealRawNews comment section, to see what America really thinks about this. Join our discord -> discord.gg/WkuHgEckkX

This week, we discuss America's impending birthday, all of the best sponsors of the birthday parties, and everything we can expect to celebrate our semiquincentennial. Apparently, they made an energy drink for it, dope! It's called Phorm, and it makes your brain work more better. Happy America250 everyone! We did it!! Join our discord -> discord.gg/WkuHgEckkX

This week, we run through all the news that we can remember from the time we missed, and then it's a book club episode. I more or less read The Return: Trump's Big 2024 Comeback by Dick Morris, and we give our extremely intelligent and well read critiques to Dick's epic Freudian slips. To see the picture that we keep referencing in this episode, join our discord -> discord.gg/WkuHgEckkX

We're back! This week we catch up on only the most pressing and consequential stories of the day, like Tiger Woods' new relationship with Donald Trump's ex daughter-in-law, and does Brilyn Hollyhand look too much like a Mormon young Republican? We catch up with KDJ in PJ Media, and he's normal as always, and finally we crack open the news until it's real and raw. If you had to guess, how many DJTs...

We ring in the newest Trump Imperium and talk about his inauguration and Fortnite skins and whatever. We read about why firefighting is for big strong handsome men and fact checking is for gay girls, then we read about the Village People’s road to the inauguration. Lastly we read some schizo in one of the schizo websites talking about some guy getting fired for plotting against trump or something.

Happy New Year everyone, we talk about the loss of our most southern president jimmy carter and issue ins and outs for 2025, then read rand paul's (abbreviated) festivus report. Apparently the government is funding magic and tiktok influencers or something. Lastly we run down the big events of the year, did they really happen? were they psyops? are you being gangstalked? look behind you. Happy New...

Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah folks. This week we run down 2024's most disgusting and repulsive cruise ships so you don't accidentally get on the wrong ship. Next we read about the failing War on Christmas, and finally we read lore and reviews of Mission BBQ. Join our discord -> discord.gg/WkuHgEckkX

This week we finally address the drones, new jersey is being invaded by iran or aliens or chris christie's doordash or whatever. Then we read about restaurant culture in the shadow of the trump administration through one cancelled waitress. next we visit the palmer report to read about how to resist the incoming regime, and lastly real raw news hates those guys that do doughnuts in the middle of t...

This week we address why we missed last week and then get into all the news that happened, dont we love the news? we're joined for the first time by matt's girlfriend and our friend natalie, many are saying she's wonderful. we read about the greater idaho secessionist movement and head back to real raw news for whats really going on with blinken. Join our discord -> discord.gg/WkuHgEckkX

This week we're joined by Jacques Gonsoulin of Seeking Derangements to talk a whole range of things, from Sex and the City to Clay Higgins to Lana Del Ray's alligator husband to Joe Biden eating babies, join us on our beautiful journey.

This week we check in with the Trump cabinet appointees and Elon's newfound uncle status among the Mar-A-Lago crowd. Next we read a certain Thailand based expat (normal reasons I'm sure) about how the Swamp is attempting to retain power in the second Trump administration with appointments like little Marco and so on, and he explains why Matt Gaetz is actually being maligned and he's not that word...

This week we're joined by our friend Brandon Sutton (@PrettyBadLefty) of the Majority Report and The Discourse Podcast to run down a post mortem of the election, focusing on the Kamala campaign and the Lib reaction. Then we read a beautiful soliloquy of our gorgeous wonderful President Joe Biden in Palmer Report, and we finish up with a jubilant victory lap in Real Raw News and a temperature check...

Folks, it's election night eve here in Amerikkka, and we're here to bring you wall to wall election coverage. From the Right wing in PJ Media to the Libleft in Daily Beast, over to the Libs in Rolling Stone, we cover everything about this year's election. Then we finish it out in Real Raw News to give you a break from the fake demoncrat news networks so you can learn what's really going on behind...

This week we return to Kevin Downey Jr and learn why he is deciding to become more annoying in his personal life. Next, how has Lord of the Rings influenced JD Vances politics, and also Peter Theil's and Rick Santorum's and how can you become a better Catholic by liking Lord of the Rings? Finally, we head to WorldNetDaily and learn about how Kamala is an agent of Satan by a guy who was recently ex...

This week we return to Louder With Crowder and Brodigan for an epic left oriented wrestling segment, Trump sat down with the Undertaker and we think that's dope! Next we read about Elon's newest super PAC and its staff (all former DeSantis scrubs) and how Elon is personally losing the battleground state ground game for Trump. Lastly we return to Real Raw News, we give you a quick update on all the...