Karen Alyse & Colleen Elizabeth
Books, Movies, and Musicals! Oh, My!
Two best friends embark on a journey to ruin all of their favorite childhood stories. Especially Harry Potter. And the Disney Princesses. And anything else we can get our hands on. We dive deep into the stories we know and love, but do we really know them? It turns out we don’t! Upon realizing we didn't know these stories as well as we thought, we decided to embark on a mission to dive deep and analyze as many as we possibly can (while dragging some amazing guests along with us). If you hadn’t guessed it by now, many things don’t make sense in these books, movies, and musicals. So come join us...
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Karen Alyse & Colleen Elizabeth
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Latest episode
Oct 30, 2025
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Episodes
Our Goblet of Wine is Better Ep. 64 - Harry is Actually Not a Snake. We Are Disappointed Too. (Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix Ch. 23-24) 30.10.2025 1:22:15
Harry might not be a snake, but he does have a weak mind as Snape would like to show you! Also Harry kept a secret like a good little boy for once so... be proud of him... or else!!! We are recording our episodes LIVE over on Twitch! You get to see and hear us as we discuss books, movies, and musicals, and you can even interact with us during the episodes! (Not to mention you'll get to see and...
Our Goblet of Wine is Better Ep. 63 - Harry is Secretly a Snake in This One. (Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix Ch. 21-22) 23.10.2025 1:05:30
...but Harry won't tell anyone that he dreamed he was the snake that attacked Mr. Weasley??? That's crazy! But what's even crazier is Dumbledore looking at everyone and everything EXCEPT Harry. So I guess Harry has to kill Dumbledore. We are recording our episodes LIVE over on Twitch! You get to see and hear us as we discuss books, movies, and musicals, and you can even interact with u...
Our Goblet of Wine is Better Ep. 62 - The One With Many Voices... Including Bandit's! (Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix Ch. 18-20) 16.10.2025 1:20:13
We definitely do not agree with a "life ban" from quidditch... it's just not enforceable. And of course Umbridge continues poking her nose where it doesn't belong. But.... HAGRID IS BACK!!!! We are recording our episodes LIVE over on Twitch! You get to see and hear us as we discuss books, movies, and musicals, and you can even interact with us during the episodes! (Not to mention...
Our Goblet of Wine is Better Ep. 61 - We're Still Confused About the Floo Network... (Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix Ch. 15-17) 02.10.2025 2:16:25
Not only do we get the start of Dumbledore's Army in this episode, but the trio gets to talk with Sirius in the fireplace! And dun, dun, DUN! Umbridge tries to...grab Sirius through the floo network??? We're not quite sure what's happening there... We are recording our episodes LIVE over on Twitch! You get to see and hear us as we discuss books, movies, and musicals, and you can even interact with...
Our Goblet of Wine is Better Ep. 60 - Can We All Just Agree That Butterbeer Is Definitely Alcohol? (Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix Ch. 13 & 14) 25.09.2025 1:38:24
Me, I Karen, have many issues and we have realized that in this episode (again), but not as many as the author who doesn't even know what can cause Harry's scar to hurt because while Dumbridge might be evil, she has no connection to Voldy.... Which means her touching Harry would not make his scar hurt. HA! We are recording our episodes LIVE over on Twitch! You get to see and hear us as we discuss...
Our Goblet of Wine is Better Ep. 59 - All Portraits Are Horcruxes (Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix Ch. 11 & 12) 21.09.2025 1:40:12
To be completely honest, we have no idea how the portraits in the wizarding world are made... So we're just assuming they're horcruxes. I mean, how else would they have the mannerisms of the real life people??? We are recording our episodes LIVE over on Twitch! You get to see and hear us as we discuss books, movies, and musicals, and you can even interact with us during the episodes! (Not to menti...
Our Goblet of Wine is Better Ep. 58 - I Just Really Want to See a REAL Thestral!!! (Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix Ch. 9 & 10) 18.09.2025 2:04:19
We talk a lot about Thestrals and Molly and Luna and we're not sorry about it! Be grateful I edited this episode and removed 30 minutes (including an entire conversation about how Cedric became Edward...)! We are recording our episodes LIVE over on Twitch! You get to see and hear us as we discuss books, movies, and musicals, and you can even interact with us during the episodes! (Not to mentio...
Our Goblet of Wine is Better Ep. 57 - Arthur Weasley is a Wizard Cop (Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix Ch. 7 & 8) 04.09.2025 1:44:53
We are 100% in agreement that Arthur Weasley is a wizard cop. And you can't change our minds. Also, Harry's trial is stupid in every sense of the word. We are recording our episodes LIVE over on Twitch! You get to see and hear us as we discuss books, movies, and musicals, and you can even interact with us during the episodes! (Not to mention you'll get to see and hear our bloopers too!) Don't worr...
5 Years and We Are NOT Planning on Stopping!!! 01.09.2025 24:28
Happy 5th Anniversary to Books, Movies, and Musicals! Oh, My! 5 years of podcasting is such an incredible milestone! We have been having so much fun with the podcast and can only promise to upload more consistently! (We literally can't promise anything else lol.) Thank you, thank you, THANK YOU for listening to us gush, ramble, rant, and argue about nonsense over the years, and we can't wa...
Our Goblet of Wine is Better Ep. 56 - We Just Really Wanna Know Why Harry Can't Be in the Meetings! (Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix Ch. 5 & 6) 27.03.2025 1:51:35
We just love the logic of Molly insisting she knows better than Harry's godfather... considering she isn't Harry's mom and isn't his designated guardian. She just decided she was in charge of him..... Let that sink in for a sec. You don't get to just decide you are in charge of a kid just cuz their parents were murdered... We are recording our episodes LIVE over on Twitch! You...
Our Goblet of Wine is Better Ep. 55 - Where is Hermione's Howler??? (Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix Ch. 3 & 4) 03.10.2024 1:05:08
So Harry got a howler and got expelled from Hogwarts for performing self defense... And Hermione has been around magic all summer and hasn't received her own howler and expulsion?! What's wrong with the Ministry??? We are recording our episodes LIVE over on Twitch! You get to see and hear us as we discuss books, movies, and musicals, and you can even interact with us during the episodes! (Not to m...
Our Goblet of Wine is Better Ep. 54 - Harry Potter and the Time He Had Wizard Angst (Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix Ch. 1 & 2) 26.09.2024 1:51:48
Did we actually start Order of the Phoenix and did we actually post an episode?! We did! Join us while we chat about Harry bullying Dudley, Harry hating Ron and Hermione's gifts and letters, and again Harry just hating everything in general just cuz. We love an angsty 15 year old. He's Harry Freaking Potter!!! We are recording our episodes LIVE over on Twitch! You get to see and hear us as...
4 Years?! That's crazy! 01.09.2024 8:29
Happy 4th Anniversary to Books, Movies, and Musicals! Oh, My! While we haven't been super consistent with releasing episodes over the past year, we are still so thankful to every single one of you! We have been releasing episodes for 4 years which is absolutely crazy. Not to mention we have been streaming our episodes live on Twitch (which means you can interact with us while we record)! Thank...
The Holiday Show Ep. 26 - Calling the Cops Would Have Been the Best Solution. Change Our Minds. (Nerdy Prudes Must Die) 04.07.2024 2:43:38
We're BACK! In this episode, we discuss Starkid's Nerdy Prudes Must Die, their most recently released musical. We've decided that these high schoolers could've been smarter and just calling the cops when things went wrong would have solved all of their problems. That being said, we LOVE this musical and can't get enough of it! Come listen to us ramble about the musical and go on tangents relating...
The Holiday Show Ep. 25 - Too Many People We Didn't Care About (New Year's Eve) 01.01.2024 1:22:34
Think about that one person always telling you stories about people you have no connection to and aren't interested in hearing about... now think about it in a movie. That is New Year's Eve for you in a nut shell. What we thought would be a fun little movie about the beginning of the new year turned out to be confusing and also didn't really hold our interest too well. But we watched i...
The Holiday Show Ep. 24 - The One With All the Annoying Children (The Polar Express) 25.12.2023 1:24:20
Make sure you read the reviews of this movie before you believe all the hype. As beloved as it is to so many, Karen really thought she was going to watch it and have her view on it change... jokes on her. She hated it even more on her second watch through! We are recording our episodes LIVE over on Twitch! You get to see and hear us as we discuss books, movies, and musicals, and you can even inter...
The Holiday Show Ep. 23 - Cat Lovers, This Cheesy Christmas Movie is For You! (The Nine Lives of Christmas) 21.12.2023 1:31:10
We are both cat loves, so OF COURSE we had to watch this Hallmark Christmas movie that includes cats as part of the plot! It's safe to say that it's easy to fall in love with this movie, as cheesy as it may be. Between talking about our own cats and dating apps that may or may not be real, we discuss some of the things that are a little bit odd about our two lovebirds as well as how they c...
The Holiday Show Ep. 22 - We ALMOST Had a Christmas Movie Make the Parents Santa. Almost. (Best. Christmas. Ever!) 14.12.2023 1:42:48
Join us for a classic cheesy Netflix Christmas movie! We want you to enjoy it (don't be like the weirdos giving it a 1 star rating!) ANNOUNCEMENT: For the rest of the year we are doing The Holiday Show! Please join us in December for Christmas movies! We will be having a movie night every week (either Fridays or Saturdays) to watch the movies before we discuss them for the podcast. Please be s...
The Holiday Show Ep. 21 - Martha May Whovier is Horny For The Grinch (How the Grinch Stole Christmas) 07.12.2023 1:57:35
In this episode we unintentionally try to see how often we can mention Harry Potter. (Spoiler Alert: Way too many times.) Anyways, who knew that the Whos could just order children? We didn't! Not only that, but Martha May Whovier is extremely horny for the Grinch. She has never once stopped thinking about him. But hey! It worked out for both Martha and the Grinch because the Grinch got the gir...
The Holiday Show Ep. 20 - Snowcone Is The Cutest Nonexistent Reindeer EVER (Noelle) 30.11.2023 1:47:34
If you are in the mood for one of the cutest little Christmas movies with the cutest baby reindeer ever then look no further than Disney's Noelle! This movie has it all.... Christmas... Anna Kendrick... and a baby reindeer!! Please go watch this one, Colleen and Karen could not get OVER the cuteness of this tiny animated creature! ANNOUNCEMENT: For the rest of the year we are doing The Holiday...
The Holiday Show Ep. 19 - PSA: Don't Stab People. It's Not Good. (Black Friday) 24.11.2023 2:38:47
First of all, we are very annoying. We LOVE this musical! However, we've seen a lot of hate for it... People just aren't giving the musical a fair chance! Secondly, uh, don't stab people. It's not good for them. Third, Google Home decided to make an appearance in this episode??? Fourth, did we mention that we love this musical? Because we do. Every single song is fantastic . The ac...
The Holiday Show Ep. 18 - The One Where Bandit Had Opinions (Free Birds) 23.11.2023 1:35:31
Bandit had some things to say about Free Birds! You might hear him in the background! We like Jake, Reggie is meh, but S.T.E.V.E.... We LOVE S.T.E.V.E.!! Our one and only Thanksgiving movie we watched this year! Go listen to how we feel about Turkeys trying to make pizza the main thanksgiving dish! ANNOUNCEMENT: For the rest of the year we are doing The Holiday Show! Please join us in November for...
The Holiday Show Ep. 17 - Don't Be a Trust Fund Kid! Problem Solved! (The Ultimate Gift) 16.11.2023 2:23:31
When you're a trust fund kid you really have too much money to even care about other people. It's glaringly obvious. This is a movie that Karen loves, but Colleen had never seen it before! Some of the characters are very easy to fall in love with, such as Gus and Emily, and some characters (*cough*Jason*cough*) take a bit of time to warm up to. Our main conclusion about this movie though i...
The Holiday Show Ep. 16 - We Wanted More Derol!! (Glass Onion) 09.11.2023 1:40:35
Benoit: "It's so dumb!" Birdie: "It's so dumb it's brilliant!" Benoit: "NO!!! It's just dumb!!!" This quote was one of the funniest ones in this movie and the next quote is one of the best most profound quotes in this movie. "It’s a dangerous thing to mistake speaking without thought for speaking the truth." Did you enjoy those?? Then you mig...
The Holiday Show Ep. 15 - Harlan Totally Could've Lived. (Knives Out) 02.11.2023 1:17:46
This was the first time either of us had ever seen this movie, and we LOVED it! A murder mystery movie at its finest! It really had you guessing who was going to be accused of the crime by the end. But to be honest, Harlan totally could've lived. ANNOUNCEMENT: For the rest of the year we are doing The Holiday Show! Please join us in November for Thanksgiving movies and December for Christmas m...
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