Book Empornium

Arts EN ↓ 7 episodes

Your hosts, Tess and Marleigh, take turns summarizing their favorite recent smutty book reads to each other. Join us weekly for new episodes covering the ridiculous, hilarious, and wildly unpredictable world of romantasy stories.

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Zomromcom by Olivia Dade 06.07.2026 1:24:31

Buckle up, friends! This week Marleigh takes us to a romance set in a post-apocalyptic world that will knock your thong off.

Morning Glory Milking Farm by C. M. Nascosta 29.06.2026 58:19

This week, Tess takes the bull by the horns and introduces Marleigh to the world of Morning Glory Milking Farm!

(Part 2) Bride by Ali Hazelwood 22.06.2026 1:09:12

Learn the dos and do knots of screwing your werewolf husband in Marleigh’s hilarious conclusion of Bride by Ali Hazelwood.

Bride by Ali Hazelwood (Part 1) 15.06.2026 1:16:17

Come dip your toes into the shallow end of the omegaverse as Marleigh covers Bride by Ali Hazelwood. Remember to grab a cryptid biology textbook if you want to join Tess at the deep end!

Ice Planet Barbarians by Ruby Dixon 08.06.2026 58:27

Hold onto your third nipples, friends! This week Marleigh introduces Tess to Ice Planet Barbarians and single-handedly destroys the image search history of everyone we know. You can thank us later.

(Part 2) Zodiac Academy by Caroline Peckham and Susanne Valenti 02.06.2026 1:17:58

The second installment of Marleigh‘s short summary of Zodiac Academy, because apparently the torture that these characters are being put through is never ending. Tess still does not know all of the characters names but that won’t stop her from enjoying the epic conclusion to book one.

Zodiac Academy by Caroline Peckham and Susanne Valenti (Part 1) 02.06.2026 1:06:24

On our first ever episode, Marleigh dives into the wild world of Zodiac Academy and shocks Tess with how many bad things can happen to a set of twins in the span of one week.