Boob Tube Boys

Seinfeld week here at the Bootu Inc. studios wraps up with another season 8 episode "The Bizarro Jerry" and our hosts Car Liu, James Jolie, and Stencil Hendricks are here to discuss it in full! (Get it? Those are the Bizarro Boob Tube Boys!) Elaine finds a group of friends that are the exact opposite of Jerry, George, and Kramer, ultimately deciding she wants to spend time with them. George uses a...

Seinfeld week continues for the Boob Tube Boys as Spencer takes the reigns for today's show bringing Van and Brian along for the greasy, delicious ride of their lives. Jerry finds himself feeling sorry for his old friend Seth whose life he just ruined, and Kramer's apartment just happens to be right across from the new Kenny Rogers' Roasters sign which is emitting the most violent, neon red light...

Seinfeld week begins with a blast as the boys cover what just might be the greatest episode of sitcom television in history with "The Marine Biologist." Brian is conductor on this one-way train to gigglesville with Van and Spencer as his ill-fated passengers. They discuss this season 5 episode of Seinfeld in which George is put in a precarious position but this time not of his own volition, Elaine...

What's the deal with the Boob Tube Boys?! They aren't boys, they aren't made of tubes, but they sure are boobs! Shouldn't it be just The Boobs?! This kind of astute observation could only be possible by covering the 90s megapower sitcom Seinfeld and that's just what The Boobs are doing this week! Van, Brian, and Spencer get together to talk Seinfeld as a whole today, so they talk the roots of the...

t's time to put on your tightest pair of leather pants, fluff your hair as big as it will go, and set into motion the most convoluted murder plan your adorable heart can come up with as the Boob Tube Boys once again cover Silk Stalkings! Spencer hosts Van and Brian into the still sultry world of downtown Palm Beach, Florida where Tim Thomerson of Dollman fame is into some kinky stuff with his form...

It's often said that the 1990s were the sexiest of all the sexy decades, and the Boob Tube Boys are out to prove it with the sexiest sexy show to ever exist in the sexy-verse. Spencer leads Brian and Van through a minefield of nightgowns and low, soft spoken voices as the boys cover Silk Stalkings! They watch and discuss S1 E13: "Shock Jock" where a Howard Stern wannabe does his best to be a perpl...

Van, Brian, and Spencer once again fly back in time to the 19th century for some more Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman for this week's Boob Tube Boys installment. This time around, a capricious sprite named Martin wanders into Colorado Springs from the deep woods, pecking his way into the hearts of Dr. Quinn and her family in the process. While Martin just wants to spread his wings in a new town, the typ...

There may have not been any Bube Tube Boys back in 1867, but that doesn't mean there aren't Boob Tube Boys around now. This week, Van has tasked Brian with covering the Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman episode, "The Incident." It turns out the incident is murder, unless the incident is actually the coverup of the murder, and your favorite pod people are on the case. Join us as Van falls in love with a lo...

Van, Brian, and Spencer may not be secret agents, but they sure are capable of sitting down for a while and talking about them! And that's exactly what you get today as the BTBs discuss another episode of Mission: Impossible. We've got cast changes, goons, mobsters, mobster goons, other goons, and of course the titular tram. Does the mission go off flawlessly without a hitch? Tune in to find out!

Greetings listeners. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to listen to the newest Boob Tube Boys episode about the 1970s hit television show Mission: Impossible! Van takes Brian and Spencer on a journey to Vaguelandia out East as the agents of the Impossible Missions Force scramble to rescue one of their own after Super Special Agent Oregano has been captured by the most menacing villa...

Do you even ski, bro? That's the question the cast of Frasier can't stop asking each other in S5 E14: "The Ski Lodge." Understandably, that gets them all hot and bothered for each other, and not in the way any of them hopes for. The Boob Tube Boys break down one of the strongest episodes of any show covered so far as they try to succinctly recap and analyze a wild 22 minutes of romantic hijinks se...

Oh ye gods! You've spilled all your tossed salad onto my scrambled eggs! But now the Boob Tube Boys don't know what to do because they are calling... again. Enough of that plebian nonsense! We're too prim and proper to make jokes like that because Spencer, Brian, and Van have been elevated to high society as they witness the Kelsey Grammar-led Cheers spinoff Frasier. The three sip cognac and debat...

Wading through the swamps of Louisiana once again the BTBs are tackling another horrible episode of Duck Dynasty. Van leads Brian and Spencer through the 'gator littered waters as they learn all about believing you're the best choice to pick out a homecoming dress for your teenage daughter despite believing camouflaged pants are stylish. Oh and they also learn all about them high-falutin' coffee s...

The Boob Tube Boys head deep into swamp territory as they cover the cultural phenomenon known as Duck Dynasty. Van begrudgingly takes the helm and leads Brian and Spencer through the fetid bog of family Robertson, and the boys learn all about putting together a very real "Reality Show" that isn't at all scripted in the least as it's totally real and very not fake. At all. And on this episode... an...

Now that Thomas is permanently cured of his MMORPG blues, Queer Eye's fab five turn their attention to a skating Stoner. No, it isn't nearly as rad as it sounds, but the Boob Tubers were still quite into it. Listen to hear all about suits lined with nudity, pancakes covered in blueberries, and parental negligence obfuscated by affability. Will Van learn to love Jonathan Van Ness? Will Spencer offe...

The Boob Tube Boys return to cover Queer Eye, the first show in a special round of shows the hosts picked for one another. Is Spencer secretly trying to tell Brian that he needs fashion and grooming advice by selecting Queer Eye, or is it mere coincidence? Did Van rearrange the podcast studio because he was inspired by Queer Eye designer Bobby Berk's eye for contour? Find out the answers to these...

Did you hear that obnoxious ringing? Don't be tardy for another week of Saved by the Bell, but not so fast! Spencer, Brian, and Van are jumping 30 years into the future as they take a look at the new (and depending on whom you ask, improved) series, which launched on Peacock in 2020 and is still ongoing. Meet the new Bayside crew while catching up with the old one as The Boob Tube Boys go into far...

The Boob Tube Boys are not believers in the sentiment that high school comprises the best four years of your life. You wouldn't know it, as they have once again chosen a show with a high school setting. Spencer brings Van and Brian along for a look back at Saved by the Bell, starting with S2E6 "Blind Dates." Scintillating discussions take place, including Slater's douchery, a debate of blackmail v...

The open highway beckons once again to the Boob Tube Boys as Van saddles up his hoss alongside his small muscular goon Brian and his surly biker bud Ripsaw (Spencer) and the three tackle another episode of Renegade. Lorenzo Lamas calmly meanders his way around a biker gang, a couple of murderous Australians, and the dense black hair atop Wayne Newton's head. So put on your best skull and bones t-s...

Put on your tightest leather pants, take off your shirt (then put on just your vest), climb atop your chopper and join us in the badlands as we traverse the 1990s syndicated show Renegade! Van guides Brian and Spencer on their new outlaw lifestyles and bears witness to everything from Johnny Cash being a ghost to copious amounts of motorcycle driving scenes. VROOM VROOM

Note from the future: This was one of our early episodes before we had good equipment and I had enough experience editing shows, so the audio is not perfect. If you can tough it out, great, you'll find some really funny stuff here. But if it's too bad for you to handle feel free to skip ahead as our quality increases as we go! -Van The Boob Tube Boys were worried that their second trip to Hey Dude...

There is no slime to be found in the decades-old Nickelodeon show Hey Dude. No, it is only secrets that rain down upon the staff of the Bar None ranch in the season two episode "Loose Lips." This week on Boob Tube Boys, Brian takes Van and Spencer out west to find out what exactly those secrets might be, and why exactly anyone might consider them noteworthy. Along the way our three heroes encounte...

The Boob Tube Boys return one last time to the Steven Universe, uh, universe, with two more brief episodes. Things are about to take a darker turn, as Beach City may be in jeopardy due to the presence of certain evil Gems from other worlds. Listen along as Spencer, Van, and Brian unpack some critical plot points in the show's overall trajectory, including a major reveal and an incredible fight sce...

Summer is here, and what better place for the Boob Tube Boys to vacation than Beach City? Spencer takes the hosting reins and serves as the tour guide for Brian and Van in this fictional (and aptly named) location within the world of Steven Universe, a hit animated series that ran for six seasons on the Cartoon Network. In the course of just these two short episodes, you can learn all about the ma...

You know how you go to the hospital because you have the sniffles and you have to wait to see a doctor and it's soooooooo inconvenient? Well just bring your gun with you! That's what happens on today's episode as Van drags Brian and Spencer kicking and screaming back into the world of House M.D.! Join the BTBs as they navigate the armed waters of bureaucracy and insurance!