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Submit your audition tapes to Real World and write your last will and testament Creeps cause we’re in for some “Text, Lies and Videotape” (Original airdate November 21st, 2001. Written by Karin Lewicki and directed by Marita Grabiak). We’ll be off next week as Gabby hits the high seas and we all have a happy Cape-mas but we hope it’s a safe and bright break for all of our listeners. In the meantim...

Ditch your therapist, have it out with your mom, and try to get a ménage à trois going cause this we’re all in a state of “High Anxiety” (Original airdate November 14th, 2001. Written by Allison Robinson and Joshua Krist and directed by Jason Moore). We may sound ever so slightly cracked out of our minds in this ep but when faced with this bizarre threesome fakeout AND the return of our throuple f...

Get ready for panic attacks, breakups, and betrayals Creeps because we’re digging into season five, episode five “Use Your Disillusion” ( Original airdate November 7th, 2001. Written by Rina Mimoun and directed by Perry Lang ). We’re loving the Pacey and Jen Bawdy French Farce Variety Hour but less enamored of the levels on the ol’ JL punish watch, anything in any way related to Professor Wilder,...

“I'm not proud but I am wet!” With those immortal words, let us send Mitch off in style and make it a “Long Goodbye” ( Original airdate October 31st, 2001. Written by Tom Kapinos and directed by Robert Duncan McNeill ). We follow the gang as they return to Capeside to grapple with grief and struggle with how to comfort the bereaved while we struggle with plugging in and unplugging everything...

Well we all know why we’re here Creeps so grab a double scoop cone and meet us in “Capeside Revisited” ( Original airdate October 24th, 2001. Written by Jeffrey Stepakoff and directed by Michael Lange ). While the writers are making mistakes with Mitch, your humble hosts mistake Chad Michael Murray for illiterate, Jack shows questionable judgement re frats, and Dawson really doubles down on some t...

Get ready to go on an emotional bender with us Creeps cause we watched season 5, episode 2 “The Lost Weekend” (Original airdate October 10th, 2001. Written by Gina Fattore and directed by David Petrarca). Professor Wilder (everything he chooses to be) and Pacey’s weird relationship to traditional gender roles bring us low while Jennifer finally getting some sweet, sweet lovin and Audrey infusing e...

They said it couldn’t be done Creeps but Zoe and I finally made it to College with season 5, episode 1 “The Bostonians” ( Original airdate October 10th, 2001. Written by Tom Kapinos and directed by Gregory Prange ). In Beantown, we’re introduced to the wonder that is Audrey and the triple J gang living it up with Grams. Meanwhile, Dawson faceplants in Hollyweird and we get a veritable potpourri of...

Creeps in arms, listen up! Season four may be over and out but we’re radioing in with one last dispatch from the high school seasons. Tune in for our final word on S4, answers to YOUR listener questions, and some mild spoilies as we look forward into the bright, dawning future that is season five. Next time we see you we’ll be matriculating in “Boston” (giant eyes emoji)... XOXO HAGS ZH + GR Text...

Creeps we’re getting one last lingering kiss from season four with “Coda” (Original airdate May 23rd, 2001. Written by Gina Fattore and Tom Kapinos and directed by Gregory Prange). Pacey’s in paradise, Jen and Grams (and Jack) are bidding a fond farewell to the old house, and Dawson is about to jetset to Hollyweird college. Will Joey and Dawson get their friendship climax before he zooms away? Tun...

Let’s pull the hug train into matriculation station Creeps cause we’re hitting the caboose of season four with “The Graduate” Original airdate May 16th, 2001. Written by Alan Cross and directed by Harry Winer). Andie’s back! Also, Joey’s struggling to write her speech almost as much as I struggle to write these synopses, Pacey faces one last needlessly terrible high school menace, and Jen gets rop...

We have a very interesting offer for you Creeps and we refuse to give any additional details so you should probably assume your life is about to change when you listen to season 4, episode 21 “Separation Anxiety” (Original airdate May 9th, 2001. Written by Rina Mimoun and directed by Krishna Rao). We cordially invite you to watch Dawson and Gretch postpone the inevitable, join Pacey and Joey on th...

Pour yourselves a stiff glass of spiked punch to numb the pain Creeps because this week we’re trapped on a boat for a little spot of “Promicide” (Original airdate May 2nd, 2001. Written by Maggie Friedman and directed by Jason Moore). Jack and Tobey may be the only ones to get out of this thing with their hearts in one piece - Gretchen and Dawson are on the (moon) rocks, Jen is self-medicating und...

CREEPS! This week we bring you an extra special episode of DC; we’re recording in PERSON! This recording went so swimmingly we decided to upload it with zero editing. Hopefully you enjoy the raw, uncut Creeps Gone Wild version of our art. If you do, let us know! If you hate it, also let us know, but take solace in the knowledge that we don’t get the opportunity to record in person very often so it...

Synchronize your watches so we can all cry in unison Creeps because this week we’re on "Eastern Standard Time" ( Original airdate April 18th, 2001. Written by Jonathan Kasdan and directed by David Grossman ). We’re going to clock Pacey abandoned to the tender mercies of Drue and the unnecessarily cruel Capeside educational system while Jen faces her demons in NYC with Joey’s loving suppo...

Please report to the office Creeps, you have a call from home and it’s the full audio of our “Admissions” episode ( Original airdate April 11th, 2001. Written by Chris Levinson and directed by Lev L. Spiro ). We may be a day late and a dollar short but our Creek gang is laughing all the way to the bank with a big envelope full of college acceptances, financial aid tension, virginity (not real) rev...

Get ready for chicanery and lies Creeps cause we are about to play some “Mind Games” ( Original airdate February 28th, 2001. Written by Gina Fattore and Chris Levinson and directed by David Straiton). Comedy Jackers is back for some bawdy French farce with Jen, her therapist, and his poetry spewing girlfriend. We’ve also got some hot, hot, hot Poey action and the slow implosion of the Gretchen/Daw...

We hope you have your tickets to this black box theater production because we’re taking our seats for season four, episode fifteen “Four Stories” (Original airdate February 14th, 2001. Written by Tom Kapinos and directed by David Petrarca ). We’ve got the morning after, the MOURNING after, Jen meeting her moronic therapist for the first time, and a montage of nostalgia and lies with Dawson and Joe...

Put your heads between your knees and kiss your V cards goodbye Creeps cause this is the big one!! Season four. Episode fourteen. “A Winter’s Tale.” ( Original airdate February 7th, 2001. Written by Zack Estrin and Chris Levinson and directed by Gregory Prange.) We’ve got Dawson dancing with death, Jen and Jack hitting the mini-bar, and oh you know only the most important sexual encounter in Weste...

*Content warning for discussions of suicide.* Get ready to enter the mouth of madness Creeps cause we are dissociating to season four episode thirteen “Hopeless”  (Original airdate January 31st, 2001. Written by Nan Hagan and Chris Levinson and directed by Krishna Rao). Let’s tour the mini-golf courses of Capeside for a double date with Poey, rage to a sleepy lady on piano with Dawson and Gretchen...

Take off your blindfolds Creeps because we have officially arrived at the birthday party from hell in season four episode twelve “The Te of Pacey” (Original airdate January 17th, 2001. Written by Maggie Friedman and directed by Harry Winer). Gabby begins the episode in exactly the state of emotional collapse it warrants and things only get more exciting from there. We have Jen living her designate...

Get ready to do nothing Creeps cause this week we’re living by “The Tao of Dawson”  (Original airdate January 10th, 2001. Written by Jeffrey Stepakoff and directed by Keith Samples). Get ready to experience all the thrills of college with Pacey - cars up on blocks, trying to get your sister laid, and hot tub cauldrons full of noodley boys! Joey is an even worse pickle aka locked in a storage close...

Borrow an ax and head over to Walden Pond for this week’s lesson on “Self Reliance” (Original airdate December 20th, 2000. Written by Gina Fattore and directed by David Petrarca). The gang is studying more than transcendentalism - Joey has to learn to get by with a little help from her friends, we hypothesize that Jen’s headgear signals lesbianism, Dawson obsessively studies the image of Gretchen,...

WARNING: We say CLIT BRUISING a bunch in the opener to this bad boy, so if that makes you uncomfortable, be sure to skip till about 00:01:35, it also does come up again later in the episode LOL SORRY the joke 2 good 2 b 4 got 10 Pucker up ‘neath the mistletoe Creeps cause we locked lips with season 4, episode 9 “Kiss Kiss Bang Bang” (Original airdate November 29th, 2000. Written by Tom Kapinos and...

Get your alibis in order Creeps cause this week we’re rounding up “The Unusual Suspects” ( Original airdate November 22ns, 2000. Written by Jonathan Kasdan and Chris Levinson and directed by James Whitmore Jr) . It’s a caper to avenge one Jen Lindley and we could not be more on board (a boat, in a pool, with a dog). We get some Witter brothers bonding, Dawson on the case of the crotchety old man,...

We hope you love to cry Creeps because this week we’re grieving our way through season 4, episode 7 “You Had Me at Goodbye” (Original airdate November 15th, 2000. Written by Zack Estrin and Chris Levinson and directed by John Behring). Gabby shares some sad news, we all bid adieu to Andie, and the gang jerks our tears as they try to piece their collective friendship back together. Are you #soakedf...