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Get horned UP and pissed OFF because we are taking the ultimate deep dive into the psychology of Josephine Potter. We’re tracking her trajectory from second banana to press ganged main character and the singing, oh god the singing. Tune in to see get the hottest intel on her sign, American girl doll, and to determine if you agree with our ranking of her MANY suitors. Did we mention our mom’s dead?...

We are examining Dawson from top (hair!) to tip (lovers) and we hope you’ll throw on some mewelry and come along. Most importantly, please listen to this episode while glaring menacingly through a screen door. EDITORS NOTE: did we leave Gretchen off the lovers ranking? Yes. Did we manage to include Amy Loyd and Eve but leave poor Gretch in the gutter? YES. Are we worms? ABSOLUTELY. But please know...

Jack Attack is stepping into the spotlight in the first of our character study eps! We jaw about his landmark TV kiss, delve into his zodiac sign / American Girl Doll identity, and ask “What is your childhood trauma??” See our trauma responses in action by following us on instagram ( @dawsonscreeps ) and twitter ( @dawsons_creeps ). Or become a patron to join the most exclusive fraternity on the W...

All good things really must come to an end and this is the last in our epic four part breakdown of the Dawson’s Creek series finale. We’re finally confronting death face-to-face and belly-to-belly and also talking The Creek alternative creative directions, friendship soulmates, and what’s next for this pod. Stay tuned because there IS more and you won’t miss a second of it if you follow us on inst...

Even when things are THIS good we suppose they “… Must Come to an End.” But first we have two episodes worth of observations on the apex of all punishment, our own tears, and our gangs’ initial reactions to the looming grim reaper. Want to play chess with death? Follow us on instagram ( @dawsonscreeps ) and twitter ( @dawsons_creeps ). Or become a patron to fund our attempts to drink the pain of w...

In this thrilling conclusion to season six, episode 23 “All Good Things…”, Gabrielle pushes through her earthly discomfort to not only record but also edit this critical episode from her Covid sick bed. We get back into the thick of it with Gayle's new absentee husband, the beginning of the End of Jen, the Jen End if you will, and we carry on with our typical, usual, distracting, sordid love...

The end is seriously fucking nigh (but maybe not quite as nigh as we first thought) in season six, episode 23 “All Good Things…” … PART 1. That’s right creeps, this work is so important we couldn’t even do the first episode in a reasonable amount of time so the finale will be an epic three or maybe even four parter!! For this amuse bouche, enjoy our digressions into Stephen King’s It, the broadcas...

Lord what fools these mortals be! Creeps we need an extra hot second to get our hands on the finale DIRECTOR’S CUT so for now enjoy… our hot takes on the media landscape of the D Creek era! Bonus points for contemplating the role of 9/11 in said media landscape changing. Watch this space for some heart pounding promo action next week and then the sweet release of the actual finale the week after &...

Creeps the climax is yet to come but we’re edging the two-part finale with our Super Sensual Season Six Spooktacular. We’re talking worst men, best moments, and our sweetest Jen dreams. If you want to dream a little dream of us, follow us on instagram ( @dawsonscreeps ) and twitter ( @dawsons_creeps ). Or become a patron to pay for our yellow cab journeys to and from NYC.  Text us! Support the sho...

Hold onto your butts Creeps - this is the erstwhile finale and four thousandth time making Dawson’s teenage love triangle movie “Joey Potter and Capeside Redemption.” What is this feeling? It just seems like everything's getting smaller and smaller. It's all still there, but we just can't touch it… Well even if it is goodbye, we still have a season six review, the ACTUAL two part fi...

Gather round ye friends of Dorothy and say “Goodbye, Yellow Brick Road.” This ep we bid adieu to Dawson’s money, Audrey’s addiction issues, and the dream team as they pull up stakes and make the move to New York City! Want to keep us off the streets? Follow us on instagram ( @dawsonscreeps ) and twitter ( @dawsons_creeps ). Or become a patron to finance our obsessive film adaptations of our first...

Crack a book and crash a stock market Creeps cause we’re here in the year of our lord 2023, talking season 6 episode 20, “Catch-22.” Relationships and careers end and yet this episode is kind of nothing? And yet as usual, we sure have a heck of a lot to say about it. Want to see more of us mouthing off? Follow us on instagram ( @dawsonscreeps ) and twitter ( @dawsons_creeps ). Or become a patron t...

Don’t touch that dial Creeps because we are coming to you (barely a)live with season six, episode nineteen “Loveliness.” Thank GAWD Audrey is back because this episode features no Pacey, Eddie demanding sex, and Jen punishment to the hilt. Want to get hilt deep in us? Follow us on instagram ( @dawsonscreeps ) and twitter ( @dawsons_creeps ). Or become a patron to launch our sex advice radio tour o...

Open wide Creeps cause this week we are taking some “Love Bites.” This episode tragically introduces some potholes in the road of POEY love - potholes named Eddie! We also get Dawson and Gail doping out what it means to chase your dreams and a chance for Grams and Jen to whip out that Real Acting. Do you want to see some oscar worthy performances? Follow us on instagram ( @dawsonscreeps ) and twit...

We’re gonna need a temporary secretary to jot down all of our fearless feedback for the men of season six, episode seventeen “Sex and Violence.” Pacey’s workplace is a toilet of nightmares, CJ is a pig man, and Dawson is pitching Sunset STRIPPED to the version of Dick Vernon with hemorrhoids. Or, as Zoe calls him, "the Old Man". HELP. Like seriously, help us by following us on Instagram...

We are sick and broken and so are our friends in season six, episode sixteen “That Was Then.” The Witter patriarch is laid up in the hospital, Joey is tormented by a deranged young Romeo, and Dawson is confronted with the clammy ghost of film nerds past. Not to mention the feverishly bubbling possibility of POEY romance simmering in the background. If you want to sweat yourself,  follow us on inst...

Our takes and bodies are RED HOT for the back half of season six, episode fifteen “Castaways.” We’re riding high on every blessed second and digressions include inventing a horse girl Stallion! Pacey AU and our fevered attempts to use AO3. Can’t get enough of our inability to navigate a very intuitive website? B ecome a patron   to see every virtual move on video and follow us on instagram ( @daws...

THIS IS IT FOLKS. The work we were put on this planet to do aka season six, episode fifteen “Castaways.” The ep is in a bottle. Our lovebirds are in KMart. And your hosts are in cardiac arrest. So sensual, we had to cleave this ep into two parts! While you wait for the thrilling conclusion, follow us on instagram ( @dawsonscreeps ) and twitter ( @dawsons_creeps ) AND become a patron so we won’t ha...

WE’RE BACK BABY! This is season six, episode fourteen “Clean and Sober” and it’s also a whole new WORLD on the creek. Drunk Joey! Audrey and Dawson friendship shenanigans! Pacey keeping us safe! Jack willing to selflessly help out a friend via matrimony! What a thrill. If you want to help out these two friends without a handfasting ceremony,  follow us on instagram ( @dawsonscreeps ) and twitter (...

Something exciting and sensual better happen soon Creeps (it will!!!) because with this episode your hosts have hit “Rock Bottom.” Joey and Eddie are shepherding Audrey and her gassy squire to rehab, Dawson is getting his lil director groove back, and Jen is walking right back into the cruel jaws of CJ. At least Grams got some tail out of this whole mess? If you want to see too hot pieces of tail...

The D Creek gang must be taking their fiber supplements because they are making “All the Right Moves.”  Joey is NOT pregnant, Eddie refuses to try to do anything, Pacey sees not a single red flag, and Audrey is white knuckling her attempt at sobriety with only the story of a moment of clarity on a beach to sustain her. If you’re looking for a rock bottom moment of clarity, why not follow us on ins...

Slip into those day of the week tighty whities Creeps cause this is season six, episode eleven “Day Out of Days.” We’re hitting the aquarium, (wo)manning the crisis hotline, getting tested, packing our every possession, and leaving town on Jack Osbourne’s lap - all in the span of a typical five-day work week! Join us, won’t you? And by join us I mean follow us on instagram ( @dawsonscreeps ) and t...

Chaos and vests are the reason for the season in season six, episode ten “Merry Mayhem.” (Original airdate December 11th, 2002. Written by Tom Kapinos and directed by David Petrarca). We’re spending the most wonderful time of the year (in September) continuing to scratch our heads over Eddie, bidding Natasha a fond farewell, and deeply concerned BY Todd and FOR Audrey. Are you concerned about and...

You may need to bum some safety pins off Emma creeps cause in this episode “Everything Put Together Falls Apart” (Original airdate November 20th, 2002. Written by Maggie Friedman and directed by Kerr Smith). We’ve got it all - square toilets, hotness bets, horniness induced academic failure, and a “star” studded affair! Speaking of horny stars, follow us on instagram ( @dawsonscreeps ) and twitter...

Sorry we’re not home right now, we’re walking into season 6 episode 7 “Spiderwebs” ( Original airdate November 13th, 2002. Written by Gine Fattore and directed by Bethany Rooney ). Is this episode a No Doubt concert film fever dream? Sure! Do we object? Not particularly! If you want to journey with us through a late 2000s mouth of madness, follow us on instagram ( @dawsonscreeps ) and twitter ( @d...