Bone to Pick Podcast

Starting Feb 2, 2026, www.patreon.com/bonetopickcast is now the only place you will be able to get Bone To Pick!  In this emotionally charged and hilariously unfiltered episode of  Bone to Pick , Robert Kelly and Paul Virzi announce a major shift for the show while doing what they do best—venting about the everyday annoyances that drive them insane. As they explain why this is the final free YouTu...

In this chaotic episode of Bone to Pick , Robert Kelly and Mike Albanese hold down the fort while Paul Virzi mysteriously vanishes with a suspicious combo of "flu" and "shooting something." What follows is a brutally honest, wildly relatable spiral into domestic hell, gym harassment, and the unspoken rules of human decency. Bobby recounts a household emergency involving a flooded bathroom, a child...

The Bonefathers spiral from sports trash talk into a surprisingly intense debate about travel math, airport lounges, and whether flying to D.C. is actually faster than driving. Once the bones start flying, nothing is safe—back-scratching etiquette, shirtless guys at freezing football games, Starbucks addiction culture, misspelled names on coffee cups, toothpaste betrayal, and the psychological pro...

On this episode of Bone to Pick, Robert Kelly and Paul Virzi go fully feral over one of life's most universal frustrations: when you do someone a favor and they somehow still find a way to complain. What starts as a casual rant about free tickets quickly escalates into a brutally honest breakdown of entitlement, gratitude, and why certain people should be permanently removed from your "hookups" li...

The Bone to Pick Podcast kicks off the new year exactly how it should: loud, unfiltered, and deeply annoyed. In this episode, Robert Kelly, Paul Virzi, and Mike tear into the petty frustrations that somehow unite us all—relationship cringe, holiday gimmicks, restaurant betrayals, and the subtle social crimes that make New Year's Eve unbearable. What starts as playful griping quickly turns into exp...

It's the annual Bonemas on the  Bone to Pick Podcast as Robert Kelly and Paul Virzi go live for a no-holds-barred Christmas spectacular packed with food, fans, and festive grievances. What starts as playful banter quickly turns into a hilarious therapy session for everything that drives us nuts this time of year — from adult gift exchanges that feel more like obligations, to Elf on the Shelf paran...

What starts as light banter about remote recording and bad lighting quickly spirals into a brutally honest bone about medical anxiety, unreadable lab results, and why hearing critical health information through a thick accent might push a hypochondriac over the edge. From there, the guys riff on marriage, exhaustion, parenting, travel nightmares, and the hidden stress behind a comedian's "easy" li...

For the love of god if you are going to take a hike or camp or do anything outdoors, be prepared for... oh I dunno... the outdoors?! Plus planning stuff way too far in advance and some killer fan bones! Join the Patreon at www.patreon.com/bonetopickcast Support the show and get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care with HIMS @ hims.com/BONE  Exclusive $35-off Carver Mat Frames at...

The boyz unleash two of their biggest bones yet—rescuing dogs and dealing with wobbly tables—and it quickly spirals into one of the most unhinged, rapid-fire episodes they've ever recorded. From the hoops you're forced to jump through just to adopt a dog, to the pretentious gatekeepers who make it nearly impossible, Paul breaks down why the system is broken while Bobby doubles down with his own wa...

On this episode of Bone to Pick, Robert Kelly and Paul Virzi spiral from a simple commute argument into a full-blown rant-fest about the weirdest people among us: tiny ladies walking two identical monster dogs, serial "get-up" offenders at games and Broadway shows, dudes sleeping face-down with their asses in the air, and psychos who clap at the end of movies like the actors can hear them. Between...

In this high-energy episode of Bone to Pick, Robert Kelly and Paul Virzi unleash some of their funniest and most brutally honest "bones" yet. From marriage dynamics and the unspoken "rules" couples weaponize, to unsolicited political rants in public, to fan-submitted grievances about names, mop buckets, and water-bottle weirdos, the guys dive into everyday frustrations with the kind of chemistry o...

Chaos follows the Bone Boys everywhere — from hotel nightmares to time zone meltdowns. Bobby's broadcasting from a luxury suite while Paul rants from a construction zone, and within minutes they're arguing about scheduling math, middleman hotel hotlines, and the perils of late-night road gigs. What begins as a rant about time zones spirals into Paul's epic Houston horror story: no hotel rooms, clu...

From broken studio props and Halloween chaos to hot sauce loyalty wars and bizarre tech conspiracies. Bobby kicks things off with an all-out rant about the Cholula wooden cap ("you stupid marble wooden cap!"), while Paul goes off on AirPods, claiming they're cooking people's brains. The duo then dives into fan-submitted "bones," including aggressive dog-petters, clueless coworkers, and doctors lau...

From people sneaking dogs into restaurants in strollers to someone cutting a banana with a knife and fork. Between rants about streaming app autoplay and stolen parking spots, the guys unleash their signature mix of outrage, logic, and laughter. Things get extra spicy when Bobby drops a controversial "bone" about modern gender expression, leading to a brutally honest (and surprisingly thoughtful)...

Robert Kelly and Paul Virzi tackle the absurdities of everyday life with unfiltered honesty and riotous humor. From the false promise of a spouse's "I'm taking a shower" to the unspoken chaos of men's public bathrooms, the duo breaks down relationship misunderstandings, bathroom boundaries, and social taboos that everyone secretly thinks about but never says out loud. With fan-submitted "bones to...

Robert Kelly and Paul Virzi deliver a comedy masterclass in friendship, roasting, and ridiculousness. What starts as a casual chat about pets, couscous, and chicken cutlets spirals into pure chaos when Bobby realizes—on air—that Paul forgot his birthday. What follows is a blend of heartfelt guilt, unhinged banter, and a surprise cake reveal that could only happen on Bone to Pick . The guys dive in...

Comedians Robert Kelly and Paul Virzi take aim at life's everyday absurdities—from NFL ties and hotel buffet horrors to Delta lounge etiquette and overpriced movie candy. Broadcasting from opposite sides of the country, Bobby's grumpy New England energy collides perfectly with Paul's early-morning optimism, sparking belly laughs and mock therapy sessions. They rant about "leaf peeping," Thanksgivi...

In this hilarious episode of Bone to Pick Podcast, Robert Kelly and Paul Virzi go off the rails with a wild mix of word confusion, food etiquette, and fan-submitted grievances that turn into full-blown comedy bits. From Paul's failed attempt to say "habitual" (landing on "provitual") to a deep debate about why people cover their mouths while eating, the episode spirals into pure comic chaos. The d...

This episode of Bone to Pick takes everyday frustrations and spins them into pure comedy gold. Robert Kelly, Paul Virzi, and Mike Albanese go all in on fantasy football gone wrong, arguing whether teenagers are running full-on gambling rings or just "playing for fun." From there, they tackle the absurdity of biting into olives with hidden pits, roast restaurants for not warning diners, and get int...

This episode of Bone to Pick is pure chaos in the best way possible. Robert Kelly, Paul Virzi, and Big Mike dive headfirst into bones about everything from overpriced pet emergencies to the insanity of fancy towels that don't dry, gas tanks on the wrong side of cars, and restaurants that only give you useless hand dryers. Along the way, they tackle AI girlfriends, obituary writing with ChatGPT, an...

This episode of Bone to Pick Podcast has Robert Kelly, Paul Virzi, and Mike dive into everything from awful sayings, restaurant workers who don't know how to talk and more!  Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/BONE and use code BONE and get $50 in lineups when you play your first $5 lineup! Join our Patreon www.patreon.com/bonetopickcast

This episode of Bone to Pick Podcast is pure chaos and comedy gold as Robert Kelly, Paul Virzi, and Mike dive into everything from family meltdowns to courtroom surprises to Walmart greeters who should be fired on the spot. Bobby kicks things off with a wild story about juggling nonstop family duties, dealing with his son sneaking calls at 1 a.m., and nearly ending up in jail over a decades-old wa...

This week on Bone to Pick , Robert Kelly and Paul Virzi dive headfirst into some of the funniest, most painfully relatable gripes you've ever heard. From the chaos of parents pushing baby strollers while wrangling dogs, to the rage-inducing mystery of why clothing sizes are never actually true to size, to a mailman's scorched-earth rant about clueless small talk in 100° heat—this episode is a roll...

This episode of Bone to Pick is pure chaos in the best way. From heated debates about which side of the Zoom screen to sit on, to Bobby's serene-yet-heavily-armed New Hampshire summer life, to Paul's unapologetic takedown of "boat people" and the adults obsessing over collectible "Boo Boo" dolls, you'll be laughing before you realize you've been nodding along. The guys spiral into hilarious rants...

In this hilarious episode of  Bone to Pick Podcast , Robert Kelly and Paul Virzi dive deep into the art of everyday annoyances — from awkward business calls hijacked by political rants to the absurdity of sharing drinks with friends. The comedians riff on personal quirks, "scavats" etiquette, toilet paper "jail," and the maddening behavior of delisI that refuse phone orders minutes before closing....