Bloomin' Legends with Johnny Vaughan & Gavin Woods

She was a swordswoman who could beat three men at once, an opera singer with the greatest voice Louis XIV had ever heard, and a woman so fearless she broke into a convent, stole a dead nun's body, set the place on fire, and escaped with her lover. She was 17 at the time. In this episode, Johnny Vaughan and Gavin "The Woodman" Woods tackle Julie D'Aubigny, the 17th-century French hell-raiser who se...

He tried to flog an antique firearm to a dealer, kicked off over the price, stormed out — and was genuinely surprised when the police turned up. He wasn't bothered about nearly going to prison. He was fuming about losing the profit. The Extra Legendary Bit is the bonus episode where Johnny Vaughan and Gavin "The Woodman" Woods leave the history books behind and dive into the gloriously unhinged st...

He grew up so poor his mum pretended she wasn't hungry so her kids could eat. By 15, he was playing professional football. By his mid-20s, he was the best player on earth, the most fouled man in the sport, and partying every single night in Naples with the mafia. He also threatened to shoot Liam and Noel Gallagher. In this episode, Johnny Vaughan and Gavin "The Woodman" Woods take on Diego Armando...

A bloated, rotting ram floating in a Cornish quarry, a 12-year-old boy bullied into dragging it out, a finger inserted into a decomposing eye socket, and a long, smelly walk home that nobody ever forgot. The Extra Legendary Bit is where Johnny Vaughan and Gavin "The Woodman" Woods dive into your messages and uncover the gloriously unhinged tales sent in by the Bloomin' Legends nation. What You'll...

He's the most famous writer in the English language, the inventor of over 1,700 words we still use today, and a man so legendary he's known simply as The Bard. There's just one problem: almost nothing is known about him, only six of his signatures survive, and none of them suggest an educated hand. In this episode, Johnny Vaughan and Gavin "The Woodman" Woods tackle William Shakespeare, the glove...

A Dutch resistance fighter with a taste for fast cars, a grandad who held a 40-year grudge, and a family tradition of driving so wildly it terrified everyone in the passenger seat. The Extra Legendary Bit is where Johnny Vaughan and Gavin “The Woodman” Woods dive into your messages and uncover the gloriously unhinged tales sent in by the Bloomin’ Legends nation. What You’ll Hear in This Episode:...

A doctor who kept treating the wounded after being shot three times, the first man in history to win the Victoria Cross twice, and a war record so extraordinary only two other men have ever matched it. In this episode, Johnny Vaughan and Gavin “The Woodman” Woods tell the story of Lieutenant Colonel Arthur Martin-Leake, the British Army medic who became the first ever recipient of a Victoria Cross...

A man chased down Weston-super-Mare beach by a low-flying enemy plane, a briefcase stuffed with the modern equivalent of £1 million, and a life so chaotic it sounds completely made up. The Extra Legendary Bit is where Johnny Vaughan and Gavin “The Woodman” Woods dive into your messages and uncover the gloriously unhinged tales sent in by the Bloomin’ Legends nation. What You’ll Hear in This Episod...

He conquered Europe… lost everything… and then came back for one last go. In this episode, Johnny Vaughan and Gavin “The Woodman” Woods dive into Napoleon Part 2 — from exile and ego to one of the greatest (and most ridiculous) comebacks in history. What you’ll hear: ⚔️ The fall of Napoleon – how Europe finally caught up with him 🏝️ Exile… and the comeback nobody stopped – the moment history basic...

A man called Edith, a colonel archbishop, and yet more proof that the Bloomin’ Legends audience may be every bit as unhinged as the people on the main leaderboard. The Extra Legendary Bit is where Johnny Vaughan and Gavin “The Woodman” Woods dive into your messages, your made-up masterpieces, and the gloriously absurd listener creations that somehow feel weirdly plausible. What You’ll Hear in This...

British parents told their children the bogeyman would get them. That bogeyman was a real person, and he conquered most of Europe before crowning himself Emperor. Welcome back to Bloomin' Legends! The podcast where Johnny Vaughan and Gavin "The Woodman" Woods uncover the wildest, boldest, and most unbelievable true stories from history. In this episode, part one of a massive two-parter, we take on...

A graffiti-covered car the police couldn’t stop pulling over, a BMX jump that absolutely should not have counted, and more listener stories that prove boredom is the mother of terrible ideas. The Extra Legendary Bit is where Johnny Vaughan and Gavin “The Woodman” Woods dive into your messages and uncover the gloriously unhinged tales sent in by the Bloomin’ Legends nation. What You’ll Hear in This...

He led the most famous last stand in ancient history, faced the full force of Persia, and became the ultimate symbol of Spartan courage. In this episode, Johnny Vaughan and Gavin “The Woodman” Woods take on Leonidas I, the King of Sparta who stood at Thermopylae with his 300 warriors and helped create one of the most enduring legends in military history. What you’ll hear in this episode: 🛡️ The Sp...

A mysterious ritual inside the Great Pyramid, a possible curse from the pharaohs, and a wartime grandad who kept riding straight through sniper fire — this week’s Extra Legendary Bit is gloriously unhinged. The Extra Legendary Bit is where Johnny Vaughan and Gavin “The Woodman” Woods leave the history books behind and dive into your listener stories, family legends, and the kind of messages that m...

She had a wooden leg, the Gestapo were hunting her, and she still became one of the most effective spies of the Second World War. In this episode, Johnny Vaughan and Gavin “The Woodman” Woods take on Virginia Hall - the American spy known to the Nazis as “The Limping Lady”. Rejected by the US Foreign Service, recruited by British intelligence, and later working with the Americans, Hall built resis...

From Agent Buttered Crumpet to a skier taking a Vodafone call down a black run, this week’s Extra Legendary Bit is full of your finest British nonsense. The Extra Legendary Bit is where Johnny Vaughan and Gavin “The Woodman” Woods dive into your messages, your family legends, and the gloriously ridiculous stories that deserve a place in the Bloomin’ Legends hall of fame. What You’ll Hear in This E...

He wore a bowler hat, carried an umbrella into battle, and somehow used it to stop a tank. In this episode, Johnny Vaughan and Gavin “The Woodman” Woods take on Major Digby Tatham-Warter - the wildly eccentric British officer who became one of the most unforgettable heroes of the Second World War. From Arnhem to Operation Pegasus, his story is full of courage, chaos and levels of Britishness that...

A three-day stag do in Amsterdam, a man in a chicken suit at a wedding, and a date ruined by heroic shoes full of cow muck. This week’s Extra Legendary Bit is chaos from start to finish. The Extra Legendary Bit is the bonus episode of Bloomin’ Legends , where Johnny Vaughan and Gavin “The Woodman” Woods dive into your listener messages and uncover the funniest, weirdest and most gloriously unhinge...

He may not have existed, but Ragnar Lothbrok still managed to become one of the most feared names in Viking legend. In this episode, Johnny Vaughan and Gavin “The Woodman” Woods take on Ragnar Lothbrok — the semi-mythical Norse warrior said to have fought dragons, fathered some of the most terrifying Viking sons in history, and helped inspire the great Viking invasions of Britain. What you’ll hear...

A grandad, live grenade and a rabbit problem… and that’s only the start of this week’s listener chaos. The Extra Legendary Bit is the bonus episode of Bloomin’ Legends, where Johnny Vaughan and Gavin “The Woodman” Woods dive into your messages, your unbelievable true stories, and the kind of family legends that really should have stayed in the group chat. What you’ll hear in this episode: 💣 The g...

He called himself a king, Rome called him a nightmare, and history remembers him as Attila the Hun. In this episode, Johnny Vaughan and Gavin “The Woodman” Woods take on Attila the Hun, the brutal fifth-century warlord who threatened the Roman Empire, tore through Europe, and earned his chilling nickname: the Scourge of God. What you’ll hear in this episode: 🐎 The rise of Attila the Hun – how a w...

Welcome back to Bloomin’ Legends! The Extra Legendary Bit is the bonus episode where Johnny Vaughan and Gavin “The Woodman” Woods leave the history books behind and dive into the gloriously unhinged stories sent in by you, the listeners. In this week’s bonus episode, the lads hear about a five-year-old’s devastatingly unsuccessful attempt to run away from home, a larger-than-life Kiwi who wrestles...

Welcome back to Bloomin’ Legends! The podcast where Johnny Vaughan and Gavin “The Woodman” Woods uncover the wildest stories in history, and meet the extraordinary people who lived faster, louder and larger than anyone else. In this episode, the lads take on George Best, the dazzling Manchester United winger who became one of football’s first true superstars. A Ballon d’Or winner by 22, Best had t...

Welcome back to Bloomin’ Legends! The Extra Legendary Bit is the bonus episode where Johnny Vaughan and Gavin “The Woodman” Woods leave the history books behind and dive into the gloriously unhinged stories sent in by you, the listeners. In this week’s bonus episode, Johnny relives the traumatic moment his bulldog ate an entire wedding cake, the lads try to work out what on earth earned one man a...

Welcome back to Bloomin’ Legends! The podcast where Johnny Vaughan and Gavin “The Woodman” Woods uncover the wildest stories in history, and meet the extraordinary people who somehow got away with it. In this episode, the lads tell the astonishing story of Juan Pujol Garcia, the Spanish double agent better known as Garbo, who fooled the Nazis so completely that he was awarded medals by both German...