Blocked Podcast

This is the end of BlockedPod, and Zeke and Kimara go out exactly how they came in—laughing, spiraling, and blocking everything in sight. Zeke recaps teaching 1,200 kids in Texas, Kimara details her Michelin-star babymoon, and together they unpack holiday burnout, creative exhaustion, and why snow is the devil’s precipitation. They roast SantaCon, break HIPAA laws on the Metro North, nearly buy a...

Wicked hype, holiday stress, and couples who think fighting is ‘healthy.’ Zeke and Kimara dive into PTO strategy, racial identity, wedding chaos, and the things they’re blocking this week — including long car rides and toxic relationship culture. A hilarious, chaotic December episode. Stay connected with all things BLOCKED: Instagram: www.instagram.com/blockedpod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@bl...

Thanksgiving Eve chaos at its finest. Zeke and Kimara kick things off with hometown bar lore, mac-and-cheese noodle warfare, and the lies schools fed us about pilgrims (Snoopy included). Zeke chats flight delays before Texas Thespians, while Kimara plans a bougie two-person Thanksgiving complete with sous vide turkey and file-cabinet potatoes. They fall into a cornucopia Mandela Effect rabbit hole...

Episode 46 of BlockedPod is Mexico magic meets everyday chaos. Zeke returns from his Day of the Dead trip—mariachis, rooftop brunches, and parades—while Kimara rages at corporate America for forcing injured people to work. They roast crumb-filled childhood backpacks, Kate Middleton’s alleged “tall wig,” and Sephora’s hostage-style checkout screens. Zeke blocks 3D anatomy scans (“why does that baby...

Pure chaos wrapped in cozy fall vibes. Kimara announces she’s having a boy—immediately triggering a “stinky poopy boy” spiral—and she declares NYC “Mamdanistan.” They roast rent-freeze panic, halal DoorDash conspiracies, and a 'Spunk for Milk' trailer before tearing up over marathon heroes and paying off debt. Kimara recounts nearly fighting a woman on the train (“Bring me my sneakers!”),...

This episode is a full Thanksgiving feast—fried-turkey explosions, yam scientists, and family-table chaos included. Zeke confesses his lifelong hatred of yams, Kimara defends sweet potatoes like it’s her thesis, and together they go from casseroles to deviled-egg etiquette to “Woman in Yam Sciences.” BLOCKED topics include forced gratitude speeches and holiday hypocrisy, while What’s Blocking Us t...

This episode of Blocked Podcast is a full-on Halloween feast. Zeke and Kimara trade stories of witch’s brew, spider rings, and moms who went pumpkin-mode before diving into their best and worst costumes (one Silent Hill slay, one last-minute flop). They bond over “gay Halloween” costumes (“the donut Ariana licked”), rank their favorite candies, and rage about trunk-or-treats and “healthy” snack gi...

This episode of BlockedPod is giving fall-core. Zeke and Kimara hit Warwick for apple-picking, live music, and the kissing-path before reminiscing on Justin Bieber’s forgotten R&B era and full-body praise for Demi Lovato (again). Kimara vents about pregnant-lady stare-downs and a Round Top fashion crisis, while Zeke gets stuck on yo-yo guys. They block overpriced acrylics then accidentally exp...

Zeke and Kimara mourn missing Comic-Con, then spiral into a Tim Hortons cosplay disaster, Heated Rivalry softcore debates, and “lips out in the wind” realism. A candy nostalgia trip turns into AMC-theater business pitches, followed by fashion tangents, maternity-clothing rants, and a vulnerable retraction moment for Kimara. The Blocked or Gawked segment hits ponchos, Crocs, rainy drizzle, and fede...

Episode 40 of BlockedPod marks a milestone—and the return of GAWKED, where Zeke and Kimara celebrate the stuff they actually love. From Kimara’s Supercell finale fiasco and Zeke’s gay-hockey TV manifestation to Nicki vs. Cardi chaos and mysterious gay horse YouTubers, it’s the most unhinged lovefest yet. Zeke gawks AMC A-List while Kimara gawks people who wake up happy (then instantly resents them...

This episode of BLOCKED goes off the rails fast—Zeke and Kimara start with freaky twin telepathy and busted radiators before spiraling into their dream last meals (yes, Pizza Hut and grandma’s soul food belong in the same lineup). They spot Jesse Eisenberg, terrify themselves with AI “scheming” conspiracies, and unpack Sabrina Carpenter stirring drama at the Grand Ole Opry. BLOCKED topics include...

Trigger Warning: Technical difficulties! It’s time for the Rapture—well, almost. Zeke and Kimara plot their #LeftBehind survival strategy, dream of empty theaters for the new *Wicked* trailer, and spiral into Halloween costumes ranging from cowboy plague masks to Pixar’s *Elio*. Zeke recounts his first Chappell Roan concert—complete with thong reveals, flying ta-tas, and straight boys in fishnets...

We open with Kimara and another unforgettable Metro North story. Zeke recaps his Chicago birthday adventures and a friend’s NYC visit sparks a binge of Supercell and The Changeling. They rave about Demi Lovato’s visuals before spiraling into nostalgic “fend-for-yourself meals” like microwave nachos, tortillas with butter, ramen, and frosting straight from the tub. BLOCKED topics cover spam texts,...

Zeke and Kimara prep for Chicago birthday adventures before spiraling into a Bushwig recap—Zeke hustling Misty’s merch booth, horchata chaos, and spotting Luscious. They dive into “childhood luxuries” that weren’t so luxe and debate on AI ethics and lawsuits after ChatGPT’s role in a tragedy. BLOCKED or GAWKED tackles popcorn licking, puppy breath, game nights, and loud water bottles. Stay connect...

In Episode 35 of BLOCKED, Zeke kicks off his Chicago birthday week plans—steak dinners, sushi nights, rooftop BBQs, and Brazilian brunches. From Jonas Brothers singalongs to Harry Potter pop-ups, the tangents are strong, but nothing compares to their unhinged deep dive into “cartoon characters we thought were hot” (yes, Danny Phantom, Milo from Atlantis, Zuko, and Chip Skylark are on the rooster)....

Zeke unpacks his Edinburgh + Glasgow adventures, from dreamy lounges to a magician who left him questioning reality. Kimara drags European tourists for crashing her work event and subway entitlement. Together they spiral into a hilarious debate on which movie inventions they’d make real: Spy Kids microwaves, Smart House clean-ups, Teletubby pancakes, and Matilda’s chocolate cake. Plus, the TikTok...

This week on BlockedPod, Zeke and Kimara spiral from New York subway stories to Japanese game shows where everyday objects might secretly be candy. They gush over Renee Rapp and Marren Morris, dive into The Gilded Age’s messy characters, and debate who deserves public shaming in 2025. In “Block or Gawk,” nothing is safe—from black coffee to surprise juggling at parties. Zeke vents about shared kit...

In this episode of BLOCKED, Zeke and Kimara dive into Terry Jo cosplay, the Lion’s Gate manifestation, and their ultimate dream businesses—Kimara’s luxury nail salon empire and Zeke’s creative production hub. They rant about small-town steakhouse service, plot trips to Edinburgh and Glasgow, and fantasize about mandatory month-long vacations. BLOCKED topics include the crushing post-overseas blues...

Zeke and Kimara spiral over Billy Porter’s Cabaret ads, break down Fantastic Four, and uncover the secrets behind Devil Wears Prada 2 filming in NYC. They go off about fake bodegas, popcorn buckets, and Pedro Pascal’s shrinking Avengers role. In “What’s Blocking Us,” Zeke opens up about suffocating debt, while Kimara confesses her lifelong grudge-holding. BLOCKED topics include couples who sit on...

It’s the big 3-0! This week, Kimara relives the spiritual, sweaty glory of seeing Beyoncé live—and her chaotic post-show blackout thanks to one too many Cutwaters. Zeke dives into his Chicago weekend full of brunch, nonprofit work, and an emotionally divisive Superman screening. They get honest about what’s really blocking them: from social anxiety to a longing for meaningful connection. Plus, the...

In Episode 29 of BLOCKED, Kimara returns from a dreamy lake house trip full of smoked meats, fireworks, and pistachio brownies, while Zeke shares a wild NYC Pride night with his pal, complete with rooftop chaos. They unpack Marvel tears over Endgame, brainstorm Cowboy Carter outfits, and dream of Beyoncé’s Act III as a full-on witchy cumbia spectacle. BLOCKED topics include nap hangovers and peopl...

Episode 28 of BLOCKED is a chaotic travel-meets-movie spiral. Kimara preps for a seafood-filled New Hampshire weekend and Zeke gets ready for a Chicago gala, and Edinburgh Fringe hostel life. They unpack Jurassic World: Rebirth, praise Pixar’s Elio, and roast the Wattpad vibes of Materialist. BLOCKED topics include watermelon and B.O. offenders during a heatwave. In BLOCKED or GAWKED, they tackle...

Chaos from the jump—Zeke gets BLOCKED banned from TikTok Live, and Kimara walks in just in time to witness the downfall. They recap ThriftCon finds, Sleepy Hollow adventures, and a coffee shop with a dog am-BASSET-dor. Zeke spirals over his new parasocial obsession with online couple Albie & Louis, while Kimara thirsts after cosplaying Anakin boys. BLOCKED topics include paper-thin shirts and...

Zeke and Kimara recount a wild night at Purgatory, from Mocha Lite’s drag king takeover as Vanilla Heavy to unhinged clown artistry and looping lip syncs that had them crying. Afterward, it was on to ThriftCon NYC, where they scored dreamy jewelry and cursed overpriced vintage. Kimara blocks shady resellers, while Zeke blocks anyone who can’t get to the point. In BLOCKED or GAWKED, they debate hot...

This week on BLOCKED, Zeke and Kimara spiral through pop culture nostalgia—from Lilo & Stitch’s live-action remake to Marvel and X-Men. They BLOCK humidity and Uber drivers who refuse to run the AC, and in BLOCKED or GAWKED, they judge teacup pets, food critics, and military gays. From sweaty Ubers to mutant metaphors, it’s hot takes, hotter weather, and an even hotter episode. Tune in, iPad b...