Blacksplaining Podcast

Merry Christmas y'all! Don't forget to give the gift of shutting your ass up this year! Or a gift card to Target, whatever works.

I am no longer Ms. Quit A Job, I have been rehabilitated! Additionally, every single man I had to convince to be a better person this year will be getting claimed on my 2023 taxes.

What a shame that after that delightful song and dance you did for massa yo black ass still ain't white!

Y'all better come up here and get one of these. It's some business of your own.

It's okay to not be okay. You matter and your feelings matter. Let's take some emotional stock together. Also, let's bring shame back to the internet cause your boyfriend shooting your house up and being forgiven after sending you an edible arrangement is concerning.

So after you wiped the Takis dust off your face and typed 'ur ugly anyway' under some woman's Instagram photo and left your mom's basement did you look for a job or?

This episode is low vibrational. So are you going to listen to the IG influencer trying to sell you a $500 empowerment package or you gone eat the cheeseburger?

B.F.F.R, what does that spell? Go to therapy.

Please stop fighting inside the Cheesecake factory about who pays for dinner and just get new friends. Featuring friend of the pod Sasha of the National Meat Treasure podcast!

This episode has a little sweetness to it. The white imperialist patriarchy has trapped you, sis. That man ain't sassy, he's just nice and your internalized misogyny is making you delusional. Let's discuss.

This week's theme is uplifting chaos. You are worthy and deserving of love with no contingencies but also why are my people trapped by the shackles of smash or pass videos? I'm no TD Jakes but I think this is what causes the rapture.

Jesus already paid it all on the cross, so Sallie Mae can take it up with the Apostles. After this 20k, don't give them people back their money. They'll be aight.

What's the standard outfit for shucking and jiving these days? Is there a costume or you just doing your song and dance for the white man in your work clothes?

Sometimes, you just need something positive and uplifting to get you through a hard week. You won't get that here though go listen to TD Jakes. Let's talk about shit I hate.

Men spend a lot of time policing women's autonomy, but that same traditional misogyny doesn't force them to build houses, fix cars, or die in war. Something's not adding up.

Do not ask me to send you $2.37 for the Uber. Please kiss my ass.

Where would be we without friends? This week let's talk friendships that fall apart, unpopular friendship opinions, boundaries, and the complexity of adult relationships

The BET awards and the evolution of how we consume media, track suits and Kangols, and why the R&B men aren't begging like they used to. Featuring friend of the pod Sasha, @thin.cruel.lips of the National Meat Treasure Podcast.

BOO! It's not a ghost. It's a boomer with no boundaries sending you a teams message at 4:59pm on a Friday. Scary huh?

Follow up to Episode 10 'Mo'Nique Wasn't Lying'. Instead of getting on the internet shaming fat women for the benefit of mens attention, you should work on getting a personality. Or a clue.

The white imperialist patriarchy once again has y'all in a chokehold. Fatphobia, desirability, and why skinny women really are evil.

There are only two guarantees in life. Guns and taxes. Or however that saying goes.

Don't let my productivity fool you, I love a good lazy day. It is vital to remember to prioritize yourself. Self care is important ALWAYS. And it can look many different ways. Let's take some time to intentionally prioritize ourselves and our own needs.

Being black in this country is exhausting. But white America seems to think that racism is over. Let's talk about the black experience and how it's shaped by a culture of white erasure.

Boo! No it's not a ghost, it's a broke man who listens to alpha male podcasts and wants to drive your car. Scary huh?