Blacklight Rambles & the Existential Crisis

Blacklight Rambles & The Existential Crisis

Comedy EN ↓ 14 episodes

The ramblings of Jackson Daniel; The Bun Messiah. And his Pulchritudinous Partner, Christian Benson; The Sex Magic Jesus. A pretty boy with too many bunnies and excellent hair, who looks taller in his picture's than he is in person. And an incoherently majestic Native American fertility idol... with even better hair. Join our congregation and find spiritual enlightenment through blacklight lit, mental patient maundering. All Patreon donations goes towards our Rabbit Sanctuary. New Episodes Weekly. Follow us on Instagram:@jackdanielbyrne@tympanum_diaboliStay Sleezy, Slutmuffins.

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Blacklight Rambles & the Existential Crisis

Episodes

EP. 11: Namekians, Shmexagons, Suck My Kiss & the Existential Crisis 08.07.2023 1:09:40

Episode 11, baby. Where our maundering heroes discuss the real issues. The folklore of the beautiful and green bumpkins knowns as Namekians. College being a scam. Those S symbols that Nu Metal Kids carved into picnic tables, while smoking seed infested weed, while listening to Static-X; wearing fucking silver chokers, oversized Slipknot T-Shirts, Etnies and Tripp Pants. Follow us on Instagram... @...

EP. 10 (PT. 2): We Made It To 10, Ya'll & the Existential Crisis 02.07.2023 48:50

Part 2 of the extra special, super, chocolatey fudge-coated, mega ramble. Pleeze enjoy. We lub yew all.

EP. 10 (PT. 1): We Made It To 10, Ya'll & the Existential Crisis 02.07.2023 1:02:02

Well, what d'ya fucking know, ya'll- we made it to 10 episodes. so, we decided to make it an extra long ramble. Thank you to everyone who's helped us make it to double-digits. Pleeze enjoy. Follow us on Instagram at; instagram.com/blacklightrambles

EP. 9: Cross Country, Elotes, the Siege of Stalingrad, Jon Jones VS. Dan Cormier & the Existential Crisis 16.06.2023 44:12

TO OUR CONGREGATION; Today our sadistic, simply sensational souls discuss the serious topics. The strenuous tasks of being in Cross Country. Quentin Tarantino flicks. How dank Elotes from a random ass street cart in Chicago are. Christoph Waltz being one of the top 3 greatest actors of all time. Any person who makes vegan tamales; Sponsor us. Enjoy. #ramblecast #johnbrown Subscribe and follow us o...

EP. 8: Terry Crews, Kangaroos, S'mores Secrets, Animal Bite Strength, & the Existential Crisis 09.06.2023 59:01

TO OUR CONGREGATION; Our glamorous and glorious Gods discuss the serious topics. The bite force PSI of different animals. The recipe for a perfect S'more. How Jackson Daniel wishes Terry Crews was his father. How fucking YOKED kangaroos are. Any company that makes stuffed animals, give me a cuddly Pangolin to sn-n-nuggle with, And sponsor us. Enjoy. #ramblecast #johnbrown Subscribe and follow...

EP. 7: Dumbledore VS. Guns, Russian Gangsters, F*&k the New Star Wars Movies, & the Existential Crisis 28.05.2023 1:04:22

TO OUR CONGREGATION; Today our pretty ass, borderline psychotic gladiators discuss the serious topics. How the Wizard World of Harry Potter would, as the great Ice T once said, "talk shit; get shot." The persistent salesmanship of Russian Gangsters. Disney purchasing Star Wars being our Vietnam. It's hard being a goddamn nerd out here, ya'll. They say Monopoly is illegal; but Dis...

EP. 6: Thrice Cream, Foxtrot, Manbuns, Hummus, & the Existential Crisis 20.05.2023 43:28

TO OUR CONGREGATION; Today our bliggity-blah and shmibbity-boo fleece-flossers discuss the serious topics. Bloodhound Gang and how heckin' great they were. Our desire to taste the recipes from Chowder. Comparing the texture of each other's hair. My distaste for hummus, even though it seems like something I'd love. It's fucking beautiful day in this entropy soaked wasteland we call...

EP. 5: The Writers Strike, Adorable Accents, Swedish Ghost Writers & the Existential Crisis 12.05.2023 1:11:42

TO OUR CONGREGATION; Today our adorable, lovely, and borderline schizophrenic and talkative souls discuss the serious topics. The Writers Strike. The attractive qualities of cut-off shorts. Different languages. The Bud Light thingie people are discussing. How talk shows and SNL goddamn suck immensely (except Stephen Colbert; Lub yew bb.) How all pop songs you adored for decades were written by the...

EP. 4: Bugs Life, Sega, Echo the Dolphin & the Existential Crisis 06.05.2023 53:53

TO OUR CONGREGATION; Today our silly, stupendous, sexy warriors discuss the serious topics. The fact that I desperately want a Panasonic 3DO. Retro video games and consoles in general. Why are pickles so gewd? How Ed, Edd 'n Eddy laid down the truth regarding cycling trends. Life Cereal & Vlasic Pickles, Sponsor us. Enjoy. #ramblecast Subscribe and follow us on Instagram. @blacklightramble...

EP. 3: Hot Chocolate, Veganism, Special House & the Existential Crisis 15.04.2023 44:45

TO OUR CONGREGATION; Today our infinitely adorable heroes discuss the serious topics. The House On The Rock. The Heated Chocolate. ...I guess that's about it. But ye shan't regret it. And we will actually read any review of it you send to our Instagram inbox. House On the Rock; Sponsor us. Enjoy. #ramblecast Subscribe and follow us on Instagram. @blacklightrambles @tympanum_diaboli Weekly...

EP. 2: Bill Skarsgård Is Far Too Handsome & the Existential Crisis 05.04.2023 47:57

TO OUR CONGREGATION; Today our galvanizing champions discuss the serious topics. The new Winnie the Bloo-Bloo-Bloo movie. Slasher flicks. Christian's preferences regarding fast food. Sonic is gewd. Sponsor us. Enjoy. Subscribe and follow us on Instagram. @blacklightrambles @tympanum_diaboli Weekly podcasts, everybunny.

EP. 1: How Did Richard Become Dick & the Existential Crisis 25.03.2023 1:06:19

TO OUR CONGREGATION; Today our valiant heroes discuss the serious topics; People who ride motorcycles being total c#$*ts. Bathroom stall children. Why the nickname for William isn't Billiam. Enjoy. Subscribe and follow us on Instagram. @blacklightrambles @tympanum_diaboli Life Cereal, please sponsor us. Weekly podcasts on Fridays, everybunny.

Ramble No. 2 - Hayao Miyazaki and pizza recipes. 22.08.2020 13:23

Our valiant hero Jackson Daniel tackles the difficult topic of discussing his own narcissism. I deserve sponsors. Send me free stuff. Any supplement company. Elon, bring me a Tesla. And Hayao Miyazaki is one of the most magnificent creatures to ever exist.

Ramble No. 1 - Rambling About Beginnings... I Love Gumball. 11.08.2020 8:35

On my second cup of coffee and my neck hurts. In this debut episode of BRTEC, I get into a fist fight with Bon Jovi. Hope you have a lovely day.