Black and White Advice

On today's show  Turner Sparks  and  Phil Duckett  announce the end of the show in podcast form. Black and White Advice will continue as a monthly live show in New York City mixing stand-up comedy and live questions from the audience (anonymously written down on paper and pulled out of a bucket). Once we have a permanent location and time for the monthly live show we will come back on this fee...

On today's show  Turner Sparks  and  Phil Duckett  welcome Buffalo's favorite son, stand-up comedian  Shaun Murphy . Shaun and the guys talk about naked swimming in P.E class in Buffalo, Turner's wife Ye's popularity in the neighborhood compared to his and Turner tries out another personal advertisement. After that, the crew answers all your questions including "Are burglar ala...

On today's show  Turner Sparks  and  Phil Duckett  welcome the very funny stand-up comedian, podcaster and television show creator  Pranav Behari . Pranav is on Daredevil on Disney Plus, the creator of Problematic on BRIC TV and the host of Mango Bae Podcast. Subscribe to Mango Bae here: https://www.youtube.com/@mangobae772 Pranav brings us into the world of growing up Indian in America, and c...

Big News! We will be doing " Black & White Advice - Live " at New York Comedy Club on May 22 featuring stand-up from all three of the guys + questions from the audience. Get tickets here:  https://newyorkcomedyclub.com/events/black-and-white-advice-ft-turner-sparks-phil-duckett-joe-russell On today's show  Turner Sparks  and  Phil Duckett  welcome the hilarious stand-up comedian  A...

Big News! We will be doing " Black & White Advice - Live " at New York Comedy Club on May 22 featuring stand-up from all three of the guys + questions from the audience. Get tickets here:  https://newyorkcomedyclub.com/events/black-and-white-advice-ft-turner-sparks-phil-duckett-joe-russell On today's show  Turner Sparks  and  Phil Duckett  welcome the hilarious stand-up comedian  S...

On today's show  Turner Sparks  and  Phil Duckett  welcome the hilarious stand-up comedian Matt Wayne on who just released his new comedy special "Take a Sniff" on YouTube. Watch it here: https://youtu.be/1wkIrnlD98k?si=zrHCEmF5oSUSNS8- The guys talk about Matt and Turner's all-comedian flag football team in New York City and Matt makes outlandish claims about Turner's athletic...

On today's show  Turner Sparks  and  Phil Duckett  welcome the hilarious stand-up comedian and actor  E ster Steinberg from The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel to talk about her new stand-up comedy special " Schmear Campaign " available on Amazon Prime Video & Apple TV After that, the crew answers all your questions including "How do I get my kid's school to cancel all of these relig...

Turner Sparks  and  Phil Duckett  are giving you a sneak peak into what happens after they sign off and the closing music plays. Every week they keep the mics on for Patreon subscribers only, and do a bonus show where they dive deep into the nitty gritty of their lives as New York City comedians. Today we roll highlights from recent Patreon-only shows including comedians Ray Zawodni, Lee Valentine...

Turner Sparks  opens by telling  Phil Duckett  about his trip to visit his parents in California and the harrowing consequences of kicking the illegal immigrants out of the country. After that, the guys answers all your questions including "What are the typical white tattoos vs. typical black tattoos?", "Why do white guys love model trains?" and "Is black church really that fun...

Turner Sparks  opens by telling  Phil Duckett  about his recent show in Medford, Oregon and asking if he accidentally snitched on the only black guy in town. After that, the guys answers all your questions including "Why do white people drink milk with dinner?", "Do black people do April Fools?" and "Why does my white girlfriend always want to go to Renaissance Fairs?" Plus...

On today's show  Turner Sparks  and  Phil Duckett  welcome the hilarious stand-up comedian  V anessa Jackson  who has written on Saturday Night Live, HBO's "A Black Lady Sketch Show" and NBC's "A Little Late with Lilly Singh". We kick off the show by talking about the SNL experience and what sketches she pitched to get the job. After that, the crew answers all your ques...

Big News! We will be doing " Black & White Advice - Live " at New York Comedy Club on May 22 featuring stand-up from all three of the guys + questions from the audience. If you join for $5 & up at https://www.patreon.com/c/blackandwhiteadvice you get into the show for free! For everyone else go to https://newyorkcomedyclub.com/events/black-and-white-advice-ft-turner-sparks-phil-duc...

Turner Sparks and Phil Duckett  book an Irish guest to teach them all about St. Patrick's Day and then the guest cancels minutes before going to air. So, the guys throw on some Leprechaun costumes and go through all the things they know about Ireland, which isn't much. After that, the guys answers all your questions including "Why do some people care more about dogs than humans?",...

Turner Sparks  and  Phil Duckett  welcome the hilarious  L eClerc Andre  on to tell the story of how he recently performed with Chris Rock, Steve Martin, Martin Short and Leslie Jones all on one show at The Comedy Cellar. After that, the crew answers all your questions including "Who in America likes guns more, white people or black people?", "Did black people really think OJ was innoc...

Turner Sparks  and  Phil Duckett  welcome NYC comedian  Jessica Levin  on the show to tell the story of how she ended up in the Woodstock 99 documentary on Turner's Delta flight, and to tell Phil to shut up about a thousand times. After that, the crew answers all your questions including "Am I allowed to do the Jamaican accent when I sing to Bob Marley?", "When will black people st...

Turner Sparks  and Phil Duckett  welcome NYC comedian Wilfred Padua on the show to explain to the guys why and when Asians took break dancing from Black people. After that, the crew answers all your questions including "Should the NBA All-Star game go Black players vs. White players to improve ratings?", "Do Black people believe in aliens?" and "Can I use the N-word when rappin...

Turner Sparks  opens the show by explaining to  Phil Duckett   the history of punk rock music in America, and Phil unveils his plan to turn Turner into a New York City rapper. After that, the crew answers all your questions including "Is yoga white people's most successful cultural appropriation?", "Did black people ever do Land Acknowledgements?", "What racist misconceptio...

As Turner Sparks  and  Phil Duckett   open the show by planning the details of Phil's first punk rock concert, exploring the failed economics of Red Lobster's unlimited shrimp and responding to listener hate mail. After that, the crew answers all your questions including "What topics should I study-up on to impress white guys on dates?", "What does dog-walked mean?", "W...

Turner Sparks  and  Phil Duckett  welcome New York City comedian Lee Valentin to bring you into the world of black culture and prepare you for the best month of the year, Black History Month. Follow Lee on Instagram @LeeValentin . The crew answers all your questions including "What race of panhandler would you give money to first?", "Why are black people so friendly in bars?", &#34...

Turner Sparks  and  Phil Duckett  welcome Turner's wife, Ye Ye aka " Cooking With Ye Ye " to teach them all about Chinese New Year as they celebrate The Year of the Snake. The crew answers all your questions including "Should I warn my black friends about how Chinese people say "um" and "that"?", "Are micro-aggressions real or something the media made up?&#3...

Turner Sparks  and  Phil Duckett  welcome Pittsburgh's own Ray Zawodni who has a new comedy special on YouTube titled "Must Be Nice". Watch it HERE . Ray explains the pain of getting bullied by black kids in high school and the joy of wearing jean-shorts in the summer. The crew answers all your questions including "Why do white people worry so much about being tan?", "Why d...

Turner Sparks  and  Phil Duckett  welcome one of Brooklyn, NY's finest comedians,  Martin Urbano to the show to bring his off-the-wall Tex-Mex perspective to your questions. Martin just released "The Apology Comeback Special" comedy special on YouTube, and you can watch it here: https://youtu.be/U66yQzov2to?si=shJ_5mlbevl9lKaC. The crew answers all your questions including "Why don...

Turner Sparks  and  Phil Duckett  kick off 2025 with an absolute banger of an episode. Today the guys answer all of your questions including, "What flavor of Doritos can I bring to a mostly-white holiday party that won't be too spicy?", "How would Phil design a DEI training program to make it more effective?", "Can I change my thumb emoji back from a black person to a white...

Turner Sparks  and  Phil Duckett  are here with a collection of the greatest Black and White Advice questions of 2024 to end out the year. Thank your for all your support in year one. Send this greatest hits episode to all of your friends and help us grow. Today the guys tackle the age-old questions of "Should I Date Black Guys?", "Should I Say Black, African American or Person of Colo...

Turner Sparks  and  Phil Duckett  are here to wish you all a Very Merry Black and White Christmas. The crew answers all your questions on race including "How Do I Get My Roommate to Stop Cooking Soul Food?", "Why Do White Guys Wear Shorts All Winter Long?" and "Can I Tell My Black Girlfriend's Parents that I'm Atheist?". Plus, Phil tells a Christmas story involving...