Blab Rats

Blab Rats is back and we are so sorry! Todays episode takes us to Williamsburg where two Catholic Boys have found a unique way to ingratiate themselves to their community. 

It's Christmas time again at Blab Rats and it's snow money snow problems for the Bad Santi Gang as they attempt to destroy Christmas in a new Santa Verse. Will they finally succeed? Tune in to find out, sponsored by Monsantos Clause!

On todays episode of Blab Rats we take a listen to an episode of a self-help call-in show. Except that clearly this call in show was probably subjected to governement experiments. Tune in to see if some of this advice could help you!

It's the last wednesday of November, do you know where your turkey is? Buckle up as we get real about americas most shameful, bird-murder filled holiday, on Blab Rats. 

In ancient times a wolf gave birth to the first Italians and doomed the world. This is the very true story of that thing that I just said.  

Today, on Blab Rats we show you a classic cake based competition show, Cake It Till You Fake It! You won't believe how much these things that are cake look like other things! Or will you! Hope you like cake! Merry Halloween from Blab Rats. 

This week on Blab Rats we take you back to the good old days when music TV played Reality TV.

On this very special episode of Blab Rats Host and Producer share a recording of what seems like a run of the mill morning-commute call-in show. But it turns out to be anything but. Does anyone else totally not remember this happening? hmm, me too. Probably the government somehow. 

Season 0 trudges along with absolutley no breaks in realeasing episodes whatsoever. I can only assume this, like everything, has gone to plan. Either way here is the next timely episode of Blab Rats, where we hear what must be the real dreams and hypnagogic hallucinations of TV anchorman Moon Weathersly. 

Are you an Alpha Hot Dog? Or are you one of the many Jealous Hamburgers, who are leagion? Today on Blab Rats we play the alpha-ist of all pod casts. Get up early for squats, eat like people who had a life expectancy of 30, and put facts in a four corner hold. Chum down with the bros! Toxic Masculinity unchecked!

We've all done it. Hoped on a social medias and before you know it you've gone down a Yous-Tube Rabbit Hole! The streams are sucking up our days, and today the blab rats take a look at two of these Tubers streams, clearly subjected to government experiments, in the hopes of trying to help us better understand justwhats going on here. 

Top of the mornin' to ya and happy days. It's that time of year once again to follow the rainbow to the pot of gold that is the emerald isle of Ireland. Thats right, its a st. Pats episode. Come see what the land of saints and scholars has to offer, spoiler, its potatos. 

Its finally here, the episode that answers the burning question: What are, objectively speaking, the top ten sexxxiest animals? Tune in and find out as the Blab Rats dive deep into the world of nature. 

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays! Host Man and the P-dog have a doosie for you today. This universe just didn't have enough christmas spirit so the guys decided to take you... ACROSS THE SANTAVERSE!   Dont sue me bro. 

On this episode of Blab Rats Host and Producer play you a recording from when the old west was new. And men acted exactly like they still do now. Saddle up!

This holiday season the Blab Rats show you the probably mostly true story of the actual Last Court Jester.

Just because NASA stopped going back to the moon, doesn't mean we will. That's right, it's another moon episode. Tune in and hear about the real Appollo 13, the truth about aliens, and what happened the last time NASA had the balls to go to the moon. Buckle up, punk, you're gonna love this one. 

What happens when Woke Forests Dean has a prank pulled on his Ford Probe? He sends a top secret agent to infiltrate their Bigotry U rivals... and drama ensues. Tune in now, then like and subscribe. Then mail money. 

Ripped from the pages of Episode 23, the gang at Blab Rats takes you deep into the world of sydicated-cable-fantasy. Dragons, Ghosts, Lobster Mac n Cheese, Axe Body Spray, and many more magical excitments await! 

Did we land on The Moon? Is there a Moon? Why can't they tell us the lactose content of moon rocks? Are astronauts technically aliens? Does re-entry into the atmosphere toast your sub? Tune in to this weeks episode of Blab Rats and find out as Host  and the P man dive deep in to moon based conspiriacy and answer the ultimate conspiracy question: What time is it on the moon?

It'z Rap O'clock, do you know where your kids are? Probably checking out this classic Hip-Hop TV show with the posse at Blab Rats. 

This week Host and the P-man take you behind the scenes of one of the most impactful shows in all of monster-puppetdom.  If you think you know the truth about "the Street", you don't. 

This week on Blab Rats... The very true story of the greatest Sports Encouragement musician in the world! Tune in and rock out and like and follow and smash. 

You've seen them on overpasses. With signs and flags sharing their opinions. Today the blab rats take you behind the scenes of the flag waving... scene.

This week on Blab Rats, Host and Producer show you a southside classic: Italian Beef. The show where they eat Italian Beefs, while being italian, having beef, and discussing theoretical Italian Beefs in history. Can you guess who is going to be this weeks Italian Beefcake of the Month? Tune in to find out!