Bitching with Bitchy the Clown(c)

This was a really fun episode. I got to yucck it up with awesome comedian, Steve Mittleman, who has appeared on so many awesome TV shows, movies, commercials as well as performing at some of the most legendary comedy clubs. He has also worked with my idol, Rodney. I'm one schmegagicized clown now.

OK. For the sensitive ears.... hear's some cottons swabs. As I said before, this is only minus the ads for Kathy. This is a one-time thing. Don't think I'll make a habit of it. Everything else is pure Bitchy.

Today is a double dose of Bitchy. One, the unfiltered version (this one) and then the Bitchy sort of plays nice version. I know, but don't worry. It's not really nice nice, it's just that this one has the ads, the other doesn't. You really think I'm going to change? LOL But like whatever. Tonight's guest is legendary TV and actress, voice actor and author, Kathy Garver. We...

Bitchy brews up a bold cup of conversation (OK. That's such a saccharine joke) with Creepy Coffees and Flagstaff Creepy-Con's founder, Eddie Cantu. They talk about Bitchy's new upcoming coffee brew, Bitchy Brew, and other stuff. You can find all about Creepy Coffees and the convention at https://creepycoffees.com/ https://creepyroasters.com/ https://flagstaffcreepycon.com/

I've been traveling and working my TV show and other crap like that so it's been awhile. I'm also working on getting some more really cool guests soon. Plus getting Crap Face(c) and Jack Off(c) out of rehab. They were sniffing sticky tape. But I needed to just come on for a few because I was told that some fat skank was using my likeness to trash a friend of mine during a small town el...

Talk about a cursed episode. We tried this 3 times and finally got it to record. Either the internet went out or the recording program screwed up but here we are. And even here, her phone signal wasn't that great. Crap. I was determined to get this episode recorded if I had to hitch hike across the country on a camel-toed walrus to get it. But finally we got something. I think you can make out...

This is a guest that goes right to my Italian linguini. Lou Martini Jr. (didn't ask him where he got the Jr. from, duh) is a great guy from Queens (won't hold that against him, much) that has a house in Tom's River, NJ (sort of redeemed). He's had a long career in the "biz" (ugh, can't believe I said that) including the Godfather and Sopranos. We schmutz for a bit abo...

I was able to get another guest to actually agree to come on the show, knowing what to expect. Or did he? Anyway, he was cool, or was it hot? Oh, get your mind out of the sauce or into it as our guest was Aaron, the creator/owner of Coney Island Saucery, out of Staten Island, NY, one of the best hot sauces on the market. We discuss how he came up with it and some of the awesome licenses he has sec...

I know, it's been like over 4 months since I was last on. I'm sure you missed me and wondered if I were still alive. Don't answer that, not like it matters. My loyal Bitchyphiles know where to find me. Anyway, I was away on vacation, which is basically I couldn't afford to record the podcast but my plasma donations came in so here we are. Tonight I just kind of ramble about stuff s...

This was a fun show despite me dealing with a mole on my face. Not that dot, a real mole. He got hold of me in the alley and it was a bitch to get him off. Serenity is really talented, I assume.... no, I kid. She has talent, which is more than I can say about most of Hollywood. I predict she'll be really successful, like me. OK. Shut your traps. I know what you're thinking.

Hey, I was able to finally get another guest. She must be desperate. Anyway, it's teen singer/ventriloquist Sandy Netburn . She tells us how she got started, what inspires her (definitely not me) and lots more crap. And yes, I didn't use my typical dirty clown mouth language, well, mostly. OH, I said I'd share her social links (not like me, I've been banned for life from all the so...

OK. No one cares but it's been this long because I got evicted from my trash can and thrown out of the library so it took awhile to be able to do a show again. I was able to scrape up enough to get a new can. Anyway, the Bitchy's back and I just came on to update you. There, you're updated, or just up yours. Either way, I'll try to do more shows as the world is so much more screwed...

Well, here I am again, like a bad sore. Another long layoff because my life is so friggin' busy and productive. NOT. Anyway, with it being the end of the year again... Crap, where does it go? Don't answer, I already know. So I thought I'd give you an early Christmas present. ME. The clown that keeps on giving... you crap. Tonight is a short show because I'm tired of talking about t...

Well, I took the summer off. Not really, I just got so repulsed by everything going on I spent the summer renovating my trash can, and took a slow trip to Washington DC on the back of an Amish buggy. Also, working on trying to sell my cologne, Trash. Oh, and I actually got someone to buy a Cameo from me. If you want me to insult you, wish you a horrible day or even something nice and positive (exc...

Well, it's been awhile... again. I've been working on crap. Well, that and my new cologne, Trash, which is finally in bottles (no don't even think about drinking it, moron). I want to thank my friend for helping make it and the few we've sold so far have had good responses (meaning it didn't attract dogs, 2 or 4 legged). I'm working on getting a deal to get in stores (any t...

Well, I figured it was time again to do another episode so the few people that give a crap about whether I'm alive or not know I'm still here. I was suspended from Twatter again for a week and over some friggin' stupid crap. But I'm back on and you can't keep a good Bitchy down. I'm not on that long tonight because of my hemorrhoids and I haven't been sleeping much. Any...

I had to weigh in on the crap that is what happened to President Trump this week. It's such bull and the democraps know it. They just don't get how stupid and evil they are and how they are going to regret it. I then get into the reality that this coalition of evil nations is laughing at us and are not only planning our demise, they are already infiltrating the country with terrorist cells...

I was able to get another cool guest tonight (what a rarity). Dr.  and comedienne Laura Hayden. We bitch about the state of comedy (or lack thereof), dating, the industry and a lot of other crap. We bitch a bit about the Oscars crap (though not as much as I'd like but I'll do it more next time). It was a longer show tonight because.... well because it was. Like the adage states, wherever you...

Well, I'm shilling for my new cologne, Bitchy the Clown's Trash(c).  I've put together an indiegogo campaign to raise funds to get the friggin' thing made. It's going to be a scent I'm sure your girlfriend, wife, by the hour friend or whomever else you wear it for will love, or it may be complete trash. Either way, check out my campaign and spread the word. I'm talking to the five listeners I...

Well, here we are, the beginning of another  screwed up year where people think making resolutions are going to make it better. But let me tell you, January 1st is just another calendar day and people are as screwed up now as in the past and will always be. And that just makes my day as I'll always have crap to bitch about. This show deals with all of the amazingly stupid things that the worl...

Well, it's that time of year... the end of it. So I thought I'd better do a show before it goes pfft (like most trans people and the military) I jingle my bells and tookus about the new Congress and "present" you with my end of the year movies that sucked ass this year list. You'll be ho-ho-ho'ing (but that's on your own time). OH, and check out the new movie, Slice , coming to Target and Walmart...

Well, It's been awhile again.  I've been laying low because I called the FBI and DOJ Biden's gestapo. That and I haven't found a guest again. Figured with all the crap towards the mid-term election going on I should say something. Like I ever backed down from anything. I also clarify my stance with Dark Mark, my last guest who supports men going into women's bathrooms. I only kept it cool unt...

This was an interesting episode. Not because it was great (like I would ever have one) but it was with a guest for a change who has his own show and definitely not a Bitchy leaning one. Dark Mark is a California goth who runs a traveling goth comedy and freak show throughout the LA area. I won't even comment. I'll just let you listen... if you want, or don't. I don't give a crap. His website is ht...

Well, here I am again. Been awhile. I've been busy. Who am I kidding, I've been hanging out drinking beer, watching crap on TV and looking for more guests. Seems, like the country, everyone is afraid to come on the show.  Meanwhile, with all the crap going in the world that makes my head explode, I had to do another show, even if it's me just bitching about it. Still, I tell it like it is and...

Pittsburgh based actress Christine Mancini (Bigfoot, The Movie) and I talk about all the crap going on in the industry these days and other stuff. It's an episode you don't want to miss. Well, listen anyway.