Bitch I Can’t

On today's episode we continue our Tudor series by zooming in on the life and reign of the infamous Mary Tudor, aka Queen Mary I. We discover how she earned the nickname 'Bloody Mary' & walk through her bumpy-ass journey to the history books.

On today’s episode we open part 3 of our series where King Henry VIII is dead, but the real tea has just begun to brew. His three kids have suddenly been thrown into a wild fight for power as family members, politicians, and nobles all try to control who wears the crown. Loyalties change overnight, secrets spread like wildfire, and one wrong move could cost someone everything.

On today’s show we open part 2 of our multi-part Tudors series to discuss the remainder of king Henry’s wives and the insane shenanigans that ensued on his way to the grave.

On today’s show we kick off our ‘Surviving The Tudors’ series by diving into the ratchet shenanigans of King Henry VIII, the plight of his six wives, and the uncertain future of an unlikely heir.

From cocaine hippos to twerking teachers, today I’m back from my birthday break to share some of the most ratchet shit I could find on the Internet with you.

With the World Cup just weeks away, today we tell the story of a country caught between cartel violence, national pride, and impossible expectations — and the beloved Colombian soccer star whose split-second mistake during a match against the United States would cost him everything.

Today we tell the story of a Mexican singer-songwriter & narcocorrido legend, Chalino Sánchez. We unravel his mysterious death — and discuss a handful of regional Mexican musicians who would later meet a similar fate.

Today we wrap up our secret attractions and lethal transactions special with a story that takes us to the mexican border. We will meet an unlikely pair of people and discuss the excess, greed, infatuation, and secrets that turned their lives upside down.

Today’s kinky tale blurs the lines between fantasy, consent, and criminal intent. This is the story of Michaela Rylaarsdam and Michael Dale.

Today we talk about a string of violent crimes in New Jersey that may have never been stopped if Black women hadn’t stepped in to save themselves.

When a young Italian mother and model vanished after what seemed like just another private request, the digital trail left behind would unravel into something far more disturbing

To conclude this two-part episode we continue through the investigation of the Amato family murders, subsequent trial, and the INSANE aftermath.

Today we’re locked back into our Secret Attractions & Lethal Transactions mini series to discuss the final boss prodigal son and modern day Cain, and the crimes he committed that shook the fucking nation.

I forgot a few headlines to cover in the last episode so here’s part 2!

On today’s episode we talk about the mysterious deaths of Ashlee Jenae & Denisha Delancey, we review the details of singer D4vid’s arrest, the Ice Spice McCombo, Mary’s crispy chicken trauma, father & son sperm bandits, and more.

Today we take a field trip to a detroit college campus in the early 90s and talk about what happens when an ambitious student named Tina Biggar flew a little too close to the sun. **EDIT: TINA IS A CAPRICORN NOT A SAGITTARIUS**

Today we are kicking off the Secret Attractions & Lethal Transactions mini-series with the tragic and mysterious story of Susan Osborne and her son Jeffrey Chartrand. Join us for a peek into a world where fantasies, double lives, and secrecy all come at a very steep price. Police ask anyone with information on their disappearance to reach out to the elmore county sheriffs office at 334-567-5546 Su...

On today’s show, we take a trip to candy land—and talk about all things sugary sweet. Studies have shown that sugar addiction rewires your brain to chase the dopamine that it provides. Well in sugar relationships, while the reward might be different, the addiction is almost exactly the same. Today we discuss the wild history behind the phrase sugar daddy and what happened when Playboy bunny Kelsey...

Today we are sailing off to a world of vikings, vendettas, & medeival scandinavian legends. As we bring women’s month to a close, we take a glimpse into the world of an iconic woman who is hailed as a saint in the eastern orthodox church and has her own holiday, her name was Olga of Kiev. Well not long before Saint Olga found jesus behind the couch, she’d already unlocked legendary status by execu...

Watch This Episode On YouTube.com/bitchIcantpod!!! On today’s mini-episode we take a break from the headlines about our collapsing government/economy and we talk through some wild ass news stories—from stolen meats to a deer in headlights.

What happens when a fortune teller sees herself in her client’s future and finances? On today’s episode we conclude our 3-part swindling psychic series where we’ve been discussing some of the most infamous supernatural scammers. We close this special with a woman who I truly believe to be, the worst of the worst. Today we tell the wild ass story of Rachel Lee and her twisted crimes. #Psychics #Rac...

PART 2: Miss Cleo. From Sylvia Browne to Miss Cleo to Rachel Lee, in this 3-part special we’re diving into three infamous fortune tellers—and the scandals they never saw coming. Today we step into the shadowy world of psychics, mediums, and spiritual advisors who promise answers from beyond the grave. But behind the crystal balls and tarot cards lies a billion-dollar industry built on grief, hope…...

From Sylvia Browne to Miss Cleo to Rachel Lee, in this multi-part special we’re diving into three infamous fortune tellers—and the scandals they never saw coming. Today we step into the shadowy world of psychics, mediums, and spiritual advisors who promise answers from beyond the grave. But behind the crystal balls and tarot cards lies a billion-dollar industry built on grief, hope… and straight-u...

On today’s story we talk about a small town murder in the 1950’s and the trail of crazy events that follow. We fall into a web of sex, lies, and gunshots that would ultimately leave investigators chasing answers for over 50 years. #TrueCrime #LaPistolera #SharonKinne

Today we talk about the first Black president in the Americas—Vicente Guerrero—the Afro-Mexican revolutionary who abolished slavery, shook the elite, and was essentially erased from history (outside of Mexico).